Sorry gang, this is just how my head works... I love lists!

So here's a list of all the ongoing Archie characters, secondary characters, family relations, etc. Please feel free to add to this as it is constantly being updated!
Archie Andrews; Betty Cooper; Veronica Lodge; Jughead Jones; Reggie Mantle;
Jughead Jones [Forsythe Pendleton Jones III];
Cheryl Blossom; Jason Blossom; Sharon Blossom (Cheryl's Scottish Ancestors from Cheryl Blossom # 31)
Dilton Doiley; Danni (Dilton's girlfriend from the Strange Science books)
Nancy Woods (also called Harris); Chuck Clayton;
Moose Mason [Malcolm]; Midge Klump; Ethel Muggs;
Bridgette Reilly; Ginger Lopez; Tomoko; "Plain" Jane Parker; Maria Rodrigeuz; Frankie Valdez; Zelda Twurl; Twula Twist; Cricket O'Dell; Wendy Weatherbee; Jinx Malloy:
Pop Tate; Segarini (a rival of Pop's)
(the Andrews family)
Fred Andrews; Mary Andrews; Grandpa Andrews (Archie #500 and few other issues); Aubrey Andrews (Archie's Scottish Ancestors from Cheryl Blossom # 31)
(The Lodge Family)
Hiram Lodge; Hermoine Lodge; Smithers; Gaston (the cook); Fifi (the maid); Ms. Snodgrass (Mr. Lodge's secretary); Oscar (a dog); Fifi (Veronica's dog, a poodle); Frou Frou (another poodle);
(The Cooper family)
Hal Cooper; Alice Cooper; Caramel (Betty's cat); Polly Cooper (sister); Chic Cooper (brother); Lydia Wyndham; DeClan McManus;
(The Jones family)
Forsythe P. Jones II [Forsythe Pendleton Jones II]; Gladys Jones; Jellybean [Forsythia]; Hot Dog; January McAndrews (Jug's girlfriend from the Time Police books); Colonel Pickens (Jughead's Ancestor from Jughead's Time Police & Archie's Weird Mysteries)
(The Wilkin Family)
Bingo Wilkin (Jughead's cousin)
Willie Wilkin (father)
Wilma Wilkin (mother)
Uncle Herman
Rebel (the dog)
(The Smythe Faimly)
Sampson Smythe
Shiela Smythe
Samantha Smythe
There's also Bingo's band members, Terrible Teddy and Buddy
(Faculty at Riverdale High)
Waldo Weatherbee (principal)
Geraldine Grundy (English)
Professor Benjamin Flutesnoot (the school science teacher)
Bernice Beazly (the school cook) (also spelled Beazley/Beasly/Beasley)
Ms. Ophelia Hammly (drama class)
Mr. Svenson (janitor)
Ms. Phlips (the Bee's secretary)
Coach Kleats
Coach Floyd Clayton (also called Harry)
Miss Simkins (math)
Superintendant Hassle
Miss Haggly (history)
Mr. Grimley (a guidance counselor)
Miss Harriet Burble (a guidance counselor-- also called Mrs.)
Patton Howizter (Vice-Principal)
Michael Dee (librarian, media specialist)
Raul Flores (mathematics and computer science)
Greta Grappler (girls' physical education)
Putnam Grimley (drivers education)
Hiram Gaffer (crossing guard)
Wanda Wheeler (bus driver)
Katy Keene; Mackenzie Keene (was Melissa);
Sabrina Spellman; Salem; Aunt Hilda; Aunt Zelda; Ambrose; Della, the head witch; Harvey Kinkle;
(pre-teen Sabrina series): Gem Stone, (Sabrina's nemesis), Llandra; Chloe
(anime Sabrina) Shinji
Josie and the Pussycats [Josie McCoy; Valerie Brown; Melody Valentine]; Alexander Cabot III; Alexandra Cabot; Alan M. Mayberry; Alexander Cabot II (Alex and Zan's father); Valerie Brown was Valerie Smith as late as 1988
Madelyne (Veronica's cousin); Marcy (Veronica's cousin); Leroy (Veronica's cousin); Amber and Tyler (Betty's cousins); Aunt Clara (Veronica's aunt, Hiram's sister); Souphead Jones (Jughead's cousin)
The Veronicas (Jess, Lisa);
Jingles; Sugar Plum
Li'l Jinx; Greg; Fat Charley Hawse; Russ; Gigi; Hap and Merry Holliday (Li'l Jinx's parents); Roz (Russ' female friend) and Mort the Worry-Wart
(specific Little Archie characters)
Fangs Fogerty and his Seaside Serpents gang, Mad Dr. Doom, Doom's boy sidekick (Slick?), Sue Stringley (the poor girl from the wrong side of the tracks), Evelyn Evernever (who had a lookalike doll named Minerva)
(New Archies characters)
Eugene; Amani
The Archies [Archie Andrews; Veronica Lodge; Betty Cooper; Reggie Mantle; Jughead Jones];
Pureheart the Powerful [Archie Andrews]; Evilheart [Reggie Mantle]; Superteen [Betty Cooper]; Captain Hero [Jughead Jones]
The Man From R.I.V.E.R.D.A.L.E. (Really Impressive Vast Enterprise for Routing Dangerous Adversaries, Louts, Etc.);
A.R.C.H.I.E. [Archie Andrews]
V.E.R.O.N.I.C.A. [Veronica Lodge]
B.E.T.T.Y. [Betty Cooper]
J.U.G.H.E.A.D. [Jughead Jones]
R.E.G.G.I.E. [Reggie Mantle]
P.O.P. [Protect Our Planet]
C.R.U.S.H.; Dr. Demon; Dr. Nose; Li'l Devill; Mr.X
Explorers of the Unknown [Red [Archie Andrews]; Angel [Veronica Lodge]; Nitro [Reggie Mantle]; Squint [Jughead Jones]; Wheels [Betty Cooper]; Gizmo [Dilton Doiley]; Spike [Moose Mason]; F/X [Chuck Clayton]]; Blaze [Cheryl Blossom]
Archie1 (Archie characters as cavemen)
I admit that the cast of the Wilkin Boy isn't here, but I haven't read any of those books. I'm especially looking for creative acronyms for the R.I.V.E.R.D.A.L.E. characters' names...

Any and all additions appreciated (nothing like a little alliteration to start the morning...)
Gregg
Added all the suggestions listed by the other members. Thanks people!
