Panel one: The setting is Pickens Park during the afternoon as a presenter is on stage (Complete with curtains to separate the backstage area) next to a table that has a metal tub of apples for bobbing, a pumpkin pie, and a plate filled with candy corn as the presenter goes over the rules. To the side of the table is a five foot statue of a person eating while trying to keep his wig straight. Over the stage is a banner reading HAIR IF YOU CARE PRESENTS…THE HALLOWEEN HAVOC EATING CONTEST. A crowd has surrounded the stage as Jughead is standing off to himself as he is listening in. The crowd is acting like it is a rock concert as they dance and enjoy themselves; even an elderly couple is having fun dancing.
Presenter: --And thank you all for coming!
Presenter: Wig out as the four top eaters of Riverdale compete in a tournament to crown the true eating champion!
Jughead thinking: Huh. So this is what that mysterious text was all about. All communication parted to me should involve something like this.
Panel two: Jughead is looking at the banner as he seems to have a bad feeling about it that he can’t quite understand as he folds his has a hand over his chin as the ponders.
Jughead: Something about this seems familiar. Like a horrible memory you try to forget or that feeling you get reading a bad fan fic.
Caption: This coming from someone who had to split half his digest with his best friend!
Panel three: Jughead turns his head as two people talk to him from behind.
Voice one: Jughead, looks like you and me might have our long awaited match!
Voice two: And we’ll have our rematch!
Panel one: Jughead turns around to see Toni Topaz and Kevin Keller as they greet him as they are competing in the contest as well. Toni adjusts her hat as Kevin Keller gives Jughead a two finger salute as his way of saying hello.
Jughead: Two Fisted Toni Topaz and Kevin Keller.
Toni Topaz: The one and only.
Kevin Keller: Reporting to mess hall and ready to chow down.
Panel two: Jughead is matter of fact as Toni Topaz smiles at him and winks as she flirts with him.
Toni Topaz: Not happy to see us?
Jughead: No. Just not surprised. When they said the four top eaters in Riverdale I figured you two got the same text I did.
Panel three: Kevin Keller is asking Jughead a question as Jughead isn’t thrilled knowing the answer as he obviously would rather not say.
Kevin Keller: Well, you’re two for two, so who do you think the fourth is?
Panel four: The ground begins to shake as Toni Topaz and Kevin Keller lose their balance as Jughead just lets himself bop up and down like a super ball as he remains unimpressed.
Toni Topaz: What is this?! An earthquake!?
Jughead: No. That would be our fellow competitor toddling our way now.
Kevin Keller: Who?!
Panel one: The Glutton is standing loud and proud as he his hair looks like he just got out of bed, his greasy shirt is two sizes too small and he is wearing jeans cut into shorts. His pig like nose has a small drop of snot sticking out, and he has several bits of various foods in between his yellow teeth.
The Glutton: Gregory Gorgey—THE GLUTTON!!!
The Glutton: I’m the Baron of Bite and the Master of Munch and the table is set for me to win and prove I’m the number one food connoisseur in Riverdale!!
Panel two: Jughead is casually talking with Toni Topaz and Kevin Keller as the Glutton’s jaw drops as he can’t believe that they weren’t listening to him.
Jughead: …So then Gaston catches me in the walk in freezer and I go--
Glutton: Hey!! Pay attention to me!! I am large and in charge!!
Panel three: Toni Topaz jokes as The Glutton becomes enraged.
Toni Topaz: Yes, to the former. No to the latter.
Panel four: The Glutton uses his stomach to knock Toni Topaz off her feet as Kevin Keller rushes to her aid.
The Glutton: Put your mouth where the food is! Look at you! No way you win! You’re stomach is too small!
Toni Topaz: Hey!
Panel five: Jughead is quipping back at The Glutton as The Glutton’s face goes bright red and his nostrils flare. Kevin Keller helps Toni Topaz to her feet as Toni Topaz leers at The Glutton
Jughead: Your brain is too small and you still able to think. Slowly, but surely.
Panel one: The presenter makes way as Pauline Elder is walking to the center of the stage and taking the mic from him. She is wearing a bride of Frankenstein wig and wearing a blue and green dress suit as she half heartedly waves to the people in the audience.
Presenter: And now for the benefactor and financier, the CEO of Hair I Care Enterprises—
Presenter: Ms. Pauline Elder!
Jughead: Oh now I remember. Crazy wig lady.
Panel two: Kevin Keller is talking with Jughead as Jughead explains how he met Pauline Elder. In he background is a scene where Jughead is giving her the fake wig made of Hot Dog’s fur as she begins scratching and he happily takes five hundred dollars as his reward. Hot Dog turns to look at the empty spot of fur on his back.
Kevin Keller: You know her, Jug?
Jughead: Yeah, she wanted Trula’s hair for her personal wig collection…
Jughead: …And instead of doing the obvious preference of shaving Twyst bald, I donated a small patch of Hot Dog’s fur instead.
Panel three: Jughead turns to Toni Topaz as she asks him a question of her own.
Toni Topaz: Think she figured out your ruse?
Panel four: Pauline Elder simply glares at Jughead and does the beheading gesture to her throat as she grits her teeth and her wig tilts to the left side of her head as the presenter tries to keep it upright on her head.
Panel five: Jughead shrugs his shoulders as he seems not to care about Pauline’s noverbal threat as Kevin Keller places a hand on his shoulder to show support. Toni Topaz adjusts her hat as she sees the obvious answer. The Glutton points at Jughead, does the throat slash motion with his other hand and winks to hint at a possible alliance.
Jughead: It’s possible.
Panel one: Pauline is shoving the presenter back as she begins to go over the rules as her hair piece leans over her eyebrows.
Pauline: After my last trip to this…quant little town, I couldn’t help but come back for reve—er, fun and games.
Pauline: And what better fun and games can their be than an eating contest tournament?
Panel two: Pauline points over at the table and all the items on it as everyone in the audience looks on. The Presenter strikes a pose as he uses both arms to motion towards the table.
Pauline: The rules are simple for you rubes to understand:
Pauline: The four contestants will be divided up into separate match-up—eat the bobbed apples and a pumpkin pie eating contests—and the winner of each will advance to the final round: The Mountain of Candy Corn!
Panel three: The presenter struggles to hold up the trophy in one hand and a box of Spotty Snacks with the other. The box of Spotty snacks has parody of Mystery Incorporated with an African American as Fred, a confused blond for Daphne, A frizzy haired frighten teenage girl for Shaggy, a fat nerd with glasses and hand held computer for Velma and a Dalmatian in place of Scooby Doo.
Pauline: And not only will the winner win this fabulous trophy…
Pauline: …But a year’s supply of Spotty Snacks! The favorite treat of the Mysteries Five mascot Spotty Spotty Dot!
Panel four: Back to Jughead, Toni Topaz, Kevin Keller, and The Glutton. Jughead is licking his lips as he seems interested for the first time in the story, Toni Topaz is acting like she has a handful of the Spotty Snacks in both hands, Kevin Keller smiles as he likes the prize and The Glutton rubs his stomach as it shakes in all directions.
Jughead: Many a haunted house or deserted mill I would venture to for just one!
Toni Topaz: Pow Pow! I can’t wait!
Kevin Keller: And a year’s supply!
Glutton: That’ll be a swell meal for my telly-tum-tum!
Panel five: As she hands the mic back to The Presenter, Pauline glares over at Jughead as Jughead is talking with Kevin and Toni not noticing that The Glutton is giving her the “okay” hand signal. Pauline has a smirk across the right side of her face as her hair piece tips to the right side of her head.
Pauline thinking: I spent months of research, finding the best way to hurt Jughead Jones after he tricked me and had infested me with fleas!
Pauline thinking: And with my pawn in place and my meticulous planning, Jughead won’t be able to take a nibble without thinking of the disgrace he’ll soon experience!
Panel one: Jughead and Kevin Keller are standing behind the table on stage. Each has a large metal tub filled with apples and water. Both Jughead and Kevin Keller look on anxiously. The Presenter is up front and making the match announcement.
Presenter: Round one will be Eat The Bobbed Apples with Jughead Jones competing against Kevin Keller.
Presenter: Lads on my mark--!
Panel two: The Presenter motions with two fingers for the two to begin while running in place. Kevin Keller dunks his face in the water while Jughead dunks his entire head and begins to swirl the water around using his neck. A small spiral has formed with Jughead’s head in the center.
Presenter: GO GO GO!
Panel three: Kevin Keller has his head out of the water as he begins to eat an apple as Jughead just casually stands looking at Kevin with a smile. The water in Jughead’s tub is slowly still spinning in a small spiral with no apples seen because of this.
Kevin Keller: Jughead, um….you do know how this works, right? You’re supposed to bob for the apples.
Panel four: Jughead motions towards his tub as the water is still and apple cores begin floating to the surface to show that Jughead ate all of his apples when he had his head in the water. Kevin Keller looks on with wide-eyes as the apple he was eating slips out of his hand and his jaw drops.
Jughead: No. We have to eat the apples. No one ever said I had to take them out of the water.
Panel five: Kevin Keller shakes Jughead’s hand as Jughead accepts but looks over hungrily at Kevin Keller’s still full tub of apples.
Kevin Keller: I concede to the man with the better plan.
Jughead: Thanks. And are you to finish those?
Panel one: Pauline Elder looks on from behind the stage as she bends her wig to her face and strangles it in anger.
Pauline Elder: How did he win! His apples were made of wax!
Panel two: The Glutton walks up next to her and points to himself with both thumbs as he shows off. Pauline looks at the Glutton with disgust as she takes a step away from the slob.
The Glutton: Don’t worry! I’ll handle that skinny bean in the final after I eat the pink haired girl out of house and home!
Pauline: You had better. My plan only works if he loses to someone—like you.
Panel three: The Glutton sticks out his large stomach as he boasts to himself as he is full of confidence at his chance of winning.
The Glutton: Hah! I’m going up against a girl! Anybody can beat a girl!
Panel four: The Glutton looks to Pauline for reassurance as Pauline fixes her hair back to where it was as she rolls her eyes and curls her lips like she wants to just run out and get away from The Glutton.
The Glutton: We are going to cheat though, right?
Pauline: Yes, you twit!
Panel five; Pauline scratches her head as thinks back to the dog hair wig she wore and the fleas that came with it.
Pauline: Once word got out I wore a wig made of dog hair, I became the joke of the hairpiece trade! I want sweet cold revenge!
Panel six: The Glutton punches his open palm to show that he wants to make Jughead suffer to as Pauline smiles wickedly as she walks away.
The Glutton: Yeah! Revenge is a dish best served cold!
Pauline: Quite so. But let’s not discount a hot plate…
To Be continued
And I'm using to fan fic I've used before for villains because...eh, I just like villain team ups.