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Fan Fiction / Cheryl Blossom and Dilton in Opposites Attract.
« on: April 21, 2015, 01:51:53 PM »
Page 1

Panel one: The setting is Mr. Flutesnoot’s chemistry classroom as he standing up at the marker board as it has several equations followed by a picture of a pony as the answer and in the middle it reads: SCIENCE FAIR—TURN LEAD INTO GOLD AND WIN A BLUE RIBBON. Dilton is in the front row listening intently as Archie looks over at a destroyed lab section that is taped up and has a sign reading: DO NOT CROSS as Betty sits behind him and gives him a sympathetic pat on the back. Reggie is passing a note to Midge as Midge looks at the note like it was a snake. Sitting to her right is Moose who is reaching over to grab the note as he glares at the unsuspecting Reggie. Cheryl Blossom is just behind Reggie as she is reading a fashion magazine over her chemistry book. In the back of the classroom is a tall skinny nerd with a large forehead, a nose like a bent cucumber and a pot belly, He has parted to both sides slicked brown hair, wearing a white shirt with a pocket protector and glaring at Dilton. This will be Cornelius “The Cranium” Cambridge the antagonist and instigator of the story.

Prof. Flutesnoot: …And before you depart, one last reminder: The Riverdale Science Fair is just two short weeks away and I want you all to participate and give it your best!

Cornelius “The Cranium” Cambridge thinking: Bah! I, Cornelius “The Cranium” Cambridge, would undoubtedly obtain the prize effortlessly—

Panel two: Over the shoulder of The Cranium as he glares at Dilton as Prof. Flutesnoot talks with him an Archie and Betty giving him reassuring looks as he blushes. Reggie is hit on his forehead by his note, now wadded up into a paper ball as Midge holds in a chuckle.

The Cranium: --If it not for that accursed Dilton Doiley!

Panel three: In the foreground is the Cranium snapping a pen in two as it splashes ink all over his face and shirt but he is too enraged to notice as he thinks back on his past failures. In the background is a flashback of Dilton, wearing jet boots, winning a large trophy shaped like Albert Einstein while the Cranium, stomping his entry of high tech staff with a gloved hand on it to pieces, is stuck with a second place trophy the size of a thimble.

The Cranium thinking: Through persistently persuasive dumb luck that minuscule fraud has thwarted me year after year!

Page 2

Panel one: Class is ending as everyone begins to leave the room save for The Cranium and Cheryl Blossom, who is enamored by a magazine spread of dresses. Reggie keeps his distance as Moose and Midge walk out together. Behind them, Archie is tripping over his shoe laces as Betty and Dilton try to help the stumbling Archie. The Cranium looks at Dilton with a sneer.

The Cranium: Perhaps, my methods are misconstrued. Mayhaps I should rely on my superior cunning and wit to win the day!

Panel two: The Cranium looks over at Cheryl Blossom as Cheryl finally closes her magazine as she prepares to leave.

The Cranium: And within moments, lo and behold, my brilliant mind has formulated the perfect scheme!

Panel three: The Cranium walks up to Cheryl Blossom and greets her as Cheryl Blossom rolls her eyes as she obviously wants nothing to do with The Cranium

The Cranium: Salutations, Cheryl Blossom. I have a proposal for you!

Panel four: Cheryl Blossom looks The Cranium over much to his confusion.

Panel five: Cheryl Blossom smirks at The Cranium as she turns her back on him as The Brain gives a frustrated aside glance to the reader.

Cheryl Blossom: Sorry, but you have to be within a certain level of attractiveness before I acknowledge your existence.

Page 3

Panel one: The Cranium pleads with Cheryl as Cheryl reluctantly glances back at him.

The Brain: Just a minute of your time! What I have planned with be advantageous for the both of us!

Panel two: Cheryl sits on her desk with her legs crossed as she prepares to listen to what The Cranium has to say. She begins to count down on her fingers.

Cheryl: I’m intrigued. You have twenty seconds before I go back ignoring you for the rest of my life.

Panel three: The Cranium grows frustrated as Cheryl corrects him but restrains himself. Cheryl continues to count while looking proudly at her manicure.

The Cranium: As you know, Dilton Doiley is the favored contestant to win the science fair—

Cheryl: He is the smartest student.

The Cranium: …That is debatable.

Panel four: The Cranium points a finger as and waves his arms as he tries to stop Cheryl from walking away.

The Brain: If you occupy the diminutive dolt’s attention from his project, I will do--

Cheryl Blossom: Date a nerd? Out of the question! I have a reputation!

The Cranium:-- All of your homework! Every course you attend! For the reminder of the semester!

Panel five: Nearly the same panel on with The Cranium looking on hopefully while Cheryl Blossom smiles ear to ear.

Cheryl: Hmmmm

Page 4

Panel one: Outside of Riverdale High as Archie and Reggie notice a running towards them Cheryl waving and blowing kisses in their direction. Just running past her is Mr. Weatherbee chasing the Riverdale Bulldog Mascot with a newspaper. Reggie is adjusting his hair as Archie has a goofy grin on his face.

Archie: Wow! Looks like Cheryl wants to see me!

Reggie: See you wearing a paper bag!

Reggie: When Reggie Mantle smiles, a girl’s heart flutters!

Panel two: Cheryl Blossom runs past both Archie and Reggie much to their surprise.

Cheryl: Not now, boys. But you can still keep me in your dreams.

Reggie: Where are you going? I’m handsome to ransom!

Archie: Wow. Never see Cheryl chase after a guy! He must be on a whole other level!

Panel three: Cheryl Blossom is talking with Dilton as she playfully pokes at his glasses as a jaw dropped Reggie and Archie look on in disbelief.

Cheryl Blossom: I was wondering, Dilly, if maybe I could walk you home?

Dilton: Um, I, er—I suppose theoretically—

Panel four: Cheryl leads Dilton away as Reggie is looking up at the sky as if asking for a divine intervention. Archie rolls his eyes in response to Reggie.

Cheryl: Good. And you can show me around your lab. I just love a man with a big brain.

Dilton: Technically, my brain is within the normal diameters of the average brain….

Reggie: Cheryl choosing Dilton over me! Why make me so perfect if others don’t acknowledge it constantly?!?

Page 5

Panel one: Dilton is opening the basement door to his laboratory by punching in the password on an electronic lock. Cheryl Blossom is behind him and is just texting on her phone as she doesn’t care at all. Above them just above the door is an electronic eye scanning them.

Dilton: Um, are you sure you don’t have anything better to do, Cheryl? I mean, it’s just--

Cheryl: No. Sure. It’ll be fun. You’re fun. LOL.

Panel two: The door slides open as Dilton motions his arms towards the inside as Cheryl drops her cellphone in awe at what she sees.

Dilton: I’m sorry that it’s messy, but I wasn’t expecting company.

Cheryl: !!!

Panel three: Inside of Dilton’s lab we can see several high tech computers along the walls, the main computer has a screen savor of Cosmo the Merry Martian flying a rocket ship in outer space. Various work tables have various inventions of different sizes, shapes, and degrees of completion. A window is at the back of the basement with a super high tech telescope with an empty (important later) circular slot near the eye piece pointed outside. Various two inch size robots are picking up various wrenches, nuts, bolts, and hammers as two robots struggle with a hammer as they begin to fall back towards a fleeing robot. In the air are several robotic birds flying, spraying air freshener and carrying small robots to different sections of the lab. One red robot bird has a banner reading: I don’t make a peep—I BEEP!
Dilton is putting on his lab coat that a robotic bird is handing to him as Cheryl looks on in disbelief at the technological marvels that she is witnessing. Two of the small robots are looking at Cheryl with small little light bulb shaped like hearts over their heads.

Cheryl: This is your lab?!

Dilton: I know, it’s not much, but with the limited workspace, no funding outside of my allowance, and limited resources I’ve salvaged, it’s the best I can do.

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Fan Fiction / Archie in Stern Like Steel
« on: April 13, 2015, 11:13:03 AM »
Page 1

Panel one: Mr. Lodge is tossing Archie out of the Lodge Mansion as Archie lands several feet away from the massive front doors of the mansion as Mr. Lodge is still in his throwing motion. Veronica is next to him and rolls her eyes in aggravation at what is happening. In the yard, a groundskeeper of the estate is using a ruler and small scissors to make sure each blade is the exact perfect height.

Mr. Lodge: You broke my one of a kind pair of Ming vases, you thimble brained gherkin!

Panel two: Archie sitting on his aching backside looks back at Mr. Lodge as Mr. Lodge points a finger at his head and uses his other hand to wave off the idea of Archie being smart. Veronica rushes past Mr. Lodge to Archie. The groundskeeper goes into shock as a gopher digs a hole, waves hello to him, and ruins all his hard work.

Archie: Did you just call me a pickle?

Mr. Lodge: I’m calling you an idiot!

Veronica: Daddykins!

Panel three: Veronica is helping Archie back to his feet as Mr. Lodge slams the doors to the mansion shut.

Archie: Oh.

Veronica: Archie, you really need to stand up for yourself!

Page 2

Panel one: Archie is straightening out his back as it has a crick in it from how hard he landed as Veronica face palms at Archie’s response.

Archie: Hey, that’s easy for you to say! Your dad got excellent height and distance on that little toss.

Panel two: Veronica pokes Archie in the chest while waving a fist at his faceas Archie tilts his head just in case she actually is going to punch him.

Veronica: No! I mean don’t let my father push you around! Man up! Meet the challenge!

Panel three: Archie has a though balloon of several of Mr. Lodge’s body guards twisting him into a pretzel as Mr. Lodge watches while rubbing his hands in joy at the sight.

Archie: Um, I’m not the sort to resort to violence…

Panel four: Veronica playfully waves Archie off as she explains what she means.

Veronica: No, Archiekins. I mean to show him you’re not a pushover.

Veronica: My daddy is a businessman who deals with countless ruthless people. You just don’t cave in like usual, and he’ll respect you for it.

Panel five: Archie slams a fist into his open palm as he thinks he understands what Veronica is telling him.

Archie: Don’t let him toss me out like a sack of garbage! Let him toss me out like I’m a tiger!

Veronica: Exactly!

Page 3

Panel one: Veronica motions for Archie to stand up for himself as she is all smiles and encouraging him. Archie is grinding his knuckles into his forehead as he is trying to think of what he can say to stand up for himself.

Veronica: You just need practice. Try telling me what’s what. Put me in my place.

Archie: Okay…

Panel two: Archie’s face lights up as knows what to say. Veronica is admiring her manicure as she smiles and awaits Archie practicing to be tougher.

Archie: I think I got it!

Panel three: Archie’s face turns stern as Veronica’s face goes blank and she curls her hand into a fist as her reaction to what Archie tells her.

Archie: Listen up, princess!  If Jughead wants to come along on our dates, he can! And if I want to date Betty, I will and you can’t stop me!

Panel four: Veronica grabs a frighten Archie by his shirt collar and goes nose to nose with him as her eye brows furrow, he teeth are gritted, and her face is turning a shade of red.

Veronica: Wanna bet?!!

Archie: Gulp!

Panel five: A close-up on Archie’s frighten face as an angry Veronica is nose to nose with him and has him locked in a death glare.

Archie: …Um, you do know that this is pretend, right? Practice?

Archie: Ronnie…? 

Veronica: GRRRRR

Page 4

Panel one: Archie is on his phone in the Andrews kitchen as he is holding a frozen steak over a swollen left face cheek as he talks with Veronica over the phone.

Archie: --No, Ronnie, it’s okay. I should have crawled before I walked.

Panel two: Veronica is talking on a phone at a desk in her father’s study as Mr. Lodge walks in. Veronica is flexing a muscle as she encourages Archie over the phone.

Veronica: Just remember next time daddy gives you a hard time: be stern like steel! No matter what!

Panel three: On the other end, Archie is throwing the frozen steak down on the ground as he takes Veronica’s message to heart.

Archie: Stern like steel! Yeah! That’s the ticket to Respectability Land!

Panel four: Mr. Lodge swipes the phone from Veronica as Veronica is taken by surprise.

Mr. Lodge: Veronica! There are fifty other phones in our estate and you have a cellphone collection! Must you use the one phone I have specifically designated for my own private use?

Phone: Hello? Ronnie? --You coming down with a cold? You sound horrible!

Panel five: Mr. Lodge puts the receiver to his ear as he yells into the phone as he slams his fist down on his work desk as Veronica decides to take that as a cue to slowly back out of the room.

Mr. Lodge: Oh, it’s you! I should have known!

Mr. Lodge: Hang up, you dunderhead! I’m expecting an important business call!

Panel six: Mr. Lodge’s eyes go wide as he is utterly surprised at Archie’s response.

Phone: I sure hope it’s about investing in manners!

Mr. Lodge: W-what did you say to me?!


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Fan Fiction / An Archie Easter Egg Hunt
« on: April 04, 2015, 09:22:53 PM »
Page 1

Panel one: Setting is the Lodge Estate in meadow section near a lake and several bushes and trees as The Archies are looking on as other Riverdale teens are preparing for an Easter egg hunt. Veronica is smiling as she happily soaks in the praise she is receiving from Betty and Archie, Reggie is smirking as Jughead is beginning to eat a chocolate Easter egg as Jellybean is at his side and trying to grab at a butterfly floating just above her head. Vic and Moose each have a picnic table over their heads while Chuck and Frankie can barely drag their ones as Nancy and Maria encourage them onward. Cheryl is on her cellphone contributing absolutely nothing in contrast while Raj has his camera pointed in her direction. Trula, Midge, and Ethel are putting various animal stickers on a colored Easter eggs while at a table next to them Sherry, Bobbi, Simon, and Shrill are coloring Easter eggs. Simon has bobble eye glasses on that scare Sherry while Shrill is coloring all of her eggs black and purple and Bobbi is being extremely methodical with her eggs as she uses a magnifying glass to make sure her eggs are perfect; at their feet are several piles of completed Easter eggs. Danny is playing his guitar as he practicing for the kiddies while Ginger Lopez, Sheila Wu, and Harper Lodge are decorating Easter egg baskets as a small pile are just beside them. At another table Toni Topaz, Chunk, Googie Gilmore, Tono Diaz are setting down various plates of food on the eating table. Toni Topaz has a giant plate of hot wings and cupcakes she’s decorating with green frosting, Chunk, has a cake, Googie Gilmore is preparing a salad while Tono is working on egg salad, sandwiches, and various other foods. Kevin Keller is pointing at a picture of the area as he is like a general showing the layout and best places to hide eggs as Wendy Weatherbee, Lonnie, Carlos, and Nick St. Clair listen. Dilton, Marcy, and Danni are using Q-Tee to make calculations for the best hiding spots.

Betty: This was a great idea of yours, Veronica!

Archie: Yeah! An Easter egg hunt on your estate! And this is such a great location!

Veronica: Talk, Talk, you’re not even close to embarrassing me yet!

Panel two Reggie is talking with Jughead in the foreground while in the background a flashback of Lil’ Reggie and Lil’ Jughead is showing Lil’ Jughead about to reach for an egg near the ground to put in his basket while Lil’ Reggie runs up to snatch it.

Reggie: Heh. I remember when I was a kid, I’d just follow some dope along and run up and snatch their eggs!

Panel three: Jughead is smiling while Reggie frowns as in the background a mother bird is pecking a fleeing Lil’ Reggie while Lil’ Jughead reaches for the real Easter egg that is nest to a fallen bird’s next as he whistles innocently.

Jughead: Good times all around, huh, Reg?

Reggie: …rassa frassa…

Page 2

Panel one: Archie is tripping over an Easter egg that is half hatched and has its small chick legs visible as it runs along. Veronica and Betty take a step and look at what is happening.

Betty: Wow, you’re really great at bossing people around.

Veronica: I prefer the term “supervising”, but thank you very much, subordinate.

Archie: Whoops!

Panel two: Betty playfully sticks her tongue out at Veronica in response as Veronica smiles good naturedly. Archie is dusting himself off the half hatched Easter egg runs off as Archie looks on dumbfounded.

Betty: You’re welcome.

Archie: Um, so have we got everything ready?

Panel three: Trula Twyst, Midge and Ethel have finished putting stickers on the decorated Easter eggs while Shrill, Bobbi, Simon, and Sherry are finished and Simon’s face has been dipped in various water colors as Shrill gives Sherry a high five. Bobbi is continuing to examine her egg as she is using a small dropper to get one spot on the egg.

Reggie: Well, the eggs are finished…mostly.

Panel four: Kevin, Wendy, Nick, Carlos, Ginger Lopez, Harper, and Sheila Wu are using a few of the decorative Easter baskets to take the eggs to hide.

Betty: And are being hid as we speak. And the decorative Easter egg baskets look wonderful!

Panel five: Jughead is pointing at food table as he can’t wait to eat.

Jughead: And the food is getting prepared!

Panel six: Archie gets on his cellphone as he begins to make a call.

Archie: Well, if we’re ready to go—

Archie: Freckles to Locked Door! Turn the key—

Page 3

Panel one: The kids suddenly run into the area as there are nearly fifty of them and they come in like a stampeding cattle as Moose holds Midge over his head to protect her while Raj is overrun as he tries to hold his camera up to keep it recording and from harm. The parents are walking along in the background as they look on happily and in relief that they can take a break away from their children. Mr. and Mrs. Jones are in view with Mr. Jones carrying a flag that reads: GO JELLYBEAN on it.

Caption: --And let the children come in to play!

Panel two: Archie is up front with the rest of the Riverdale teens as he is talking to the kiddies as they are all looking at their brand new special Easter egg baskets happily. Two kids are trading their baskets. Jellybean has her basket as she begins to play with it. As Archie talks Veronica not so subtly tugs at the back of his shirt as she wants to get his attention. Betty looks on suspiciously. Reggie is holding a giant chocolate bunny as if it were a trophy.

Archie: Okay, glad to see—wow there’s a lot of you—er, um…

Archie: Anyway, welcome to the…the—

Panel three: Veronica whispers into Archie’s ear as he yells to the kiddies. Betty rolls her eyes.

Archie: The first annual Veronica Lodge and friends Super Duper Awesome Easter Egg Hunt Extravaganza!

Panel four: The kids run off to begin to hunt as The Riverdale teens (save Betty and Veronica) begin to follow after them to help them out and keep them from straying too far. Betty glares at Veronica as Veronica shrugs her shoulders innocently.

Archie: But without further ado—

Archie: Let’s find those eggs!!

Page 4

Panel one: Trula is watching as Jellybean begins to go near a bush as Jughead looks suspiciously. Behind the two teens the half hatched Easter egg is being carried by the butterfly from the first panel just above their heads.

Trula: Warm! You’re getting warm!

Panel two: Jellybean reaches behind the bush to find an egg as Jughead looks accusingly at Trula.

Trula: A problem, Juggers?

Jughead: Looking at her

Panel three: Jughead points a finger at Trula as Trula tilts her head to the left and smiles.

Jughead: I don’t trust you as far as a bunny can hop!

Trula: I didn’t know you were an expert on long distance bunny hopping.

Panel four: Jellybean holds the egg up happily as Jughead eyes it suspiciously.

Jughead: I wouldn’t put it past you to have some sort of hidden message in the egg dye!

Panel five: Trula feigns an evil look as she smirks at Jughead.

Trula: Am I truly becoming that predictable?

Jughead: !!!

Panel six: Jughead takes the egg and happily follows behind a skipping Jellybean as Trula tries to hold in a laugh at her little joke on Jughead. Behind them in the bushes the Easter Bunny is setting the half hatched Easter egg down as it jumps in the air and clicks it’s feet in joy at being back on the ground.

Jughead: …I’m going to hold onto this egg for you Jellybean. Have Dilton run tests on it to make sure it’s safe…..

Page 5

Panel one: Back at the start, Veronica is motioning down at an Easter bunny costume as Betty shakes her head and swishes her arms across her best.

Veronica: Betty, just put on the Easter bunny costume!

Betty: No way! I know what you’re game is…

Panel two: Betty points a finger at Veronica as Veronica sticks her nose up and acts important to illustrate her point.

Betty: …You want me to dress up like the Easter bunny so you can have Archie all to herself!

Veronica: Well, I think I deserve something for all of my hard work--

Panel three: Betty scoffs at Veronica’s comment as Veronica glares at Betty.

Betty: Hah! All you’ve done is bark orders and everyone else has done the work!

Panel four: Veronica grabs Betty’s finger and pushes it back as she retorts at Betty.

Veronica: My bite is much worse than my bark!

Panel five: Lonnie is walking up to the girls as they are staring clashing daggers into the other.

Lonnie: Um, Is there a problem—?

Panel six: Both girls turn to yell at Lonnie as puts his hands up and slowly begins to back away.

Betty and Veronica: NOT NOW! CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE HAVING A FRIENDLY DISCUSSION!!

Lonnie: …my mistake…

Page 6

 Panel one: Reggie is with three six year old  kids (a girl and two boys) as he takes the time to look at himself in a mirror. The kids are nearing a bush as it begins shake. In a nearby bush The Easter Bunny is sticking his head out and looking at Reggie in disbelief at how arrogant he is.

Kid: Um, Mr. Big Kid, there’s something in this bush.

Reggie: Yeah. Easter eggs. Go get’em. I’m watching.

Panel two: A little girl is tugging at Reggie’s jeans as he looks down at her.

Little girl: But it could be a monster eating the Easter eggs!

Panel three: Reggie walks over to the bus and begins to reach in.

Reggie: Fine! But if one of these is the prize egg, we’re splitting it 60/40!

Panel four: A person wearing a monster mask sticks his head out to scare Reggie.

Simon in mask: RROOOAARRR

Reggie: !!!

Panel five: Simon is taking off his mask and laughing at the fleeing Reggie while the three kids get their Easter eggs out and give a nod to each other as they’ve agreed on a course of action.

Simon: Ha Ha! And Prankenstein Strikes Again!!

Simon: Why aren’t you kids laughing?! That was a great joke on Reggie!!

Panel six: The kids are running away laughing after unloading on Simon with all of their Easter eggs as his hair is covered in egg shells and his glasses are nearly knocked off as he gives an aside glance to the reader.

Simon: And the yolk is on me…

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Fan Fiction / Betty & Veronica in Monday Night War.
« on: March 20, 2015, 08:59:51 PM »

Page 1

Panel one: The setting is in the Chocklit Shop. Archie is at the counter of sadly drinking a giant milkshake with three straws. It’s a play on the classic image only Archie drinking from his straw sadly while the other three are unused. Pop Tate is talking with him as he is arranging Jughead’s IOUs in five separate folders. In the background, The Riverdale mascot is at a table with Ginger Lopez, Sherry, and Sheila Wu as Reggie walks by in utter disbelief at what he is seeing.

Pop Tate: What’s the matter, Archie?

Archie: Sigh. It’s Monday.

Pop Tate: I’m more a “Sundae” man myself.

Panel two: Archie talks with Pop Tate as Pop Tate is wiping off the counter with a white rag. Archie stirs his milkshake with his straw as the other two straws are pushed aside.

Archie: No, it’s just—every Monday afternoon, I can’t catch find either Betty or Veronica. It’s like they vanish into thin air.

Pop Tate: That is strange. You find them, or they find you.

Archie: I can’t help but think there’s this mystery boyfriend I don’t know about.

Panel three: Pop Tate is cleaning the counter as Archie smiles at Pop Tate’s suggestion.

Pop Tate: Ah, you know better than that. I’m sure they’re just getting together to gossip or compare iphone covers or whatever it is teenage girls do these days.

Archie: You’re right. I mean, they’re crazy about me, and I’m crazy about them! What could possibly come between us?

Panel four: Inside of one of the Lodge guest rooms, Betty and Veronica are watching World Championship Federation on a seventy inch TV as they are watching expies of John Cena (Jon Sena) and Daniel Bryan (Dan Brian) in the ring. Veronica is imitating Jon Sena’s “You can’t see me” hand gesture while Betty happily points up like Dan Brian. In between them is a small bag of popcorn.

TV: It’s time for World Championship Federation featuring your favorite wrest—er, I mean, sports entertainers!

Veronica: You can’t see me!

Betty: YES! YES! YES!

Page 2

Panel one: Veronica and Betty are talking sophisticatedly as they talk with each other as if they were watching an opera or a great play.

Betty: Too bad we can’t invite any of our friends over to watch.

Veronica: Sigh. So true, Dear Betty, but they don’t wouldn’t appreciate the carefully woven storylines, understand the modern day interpretation of good vs. evil…

Panel two: Veronica happily points at the TV as she nearly falls off the couch as she leans forward as Betty looks on eagerly at the TV as well.

Veronica: Oh! Jon Sena’s taking off his shirt!

Panel three: Veronica has a thought balloon of Archie’s head on John Cena’s body as he is holding and carrying several shopping bags on each arm.

Veronica: Sigh, could you imagine Archie with all those muscles…?

Veronica: He’d be able to carry all my new clothes, shoes, and accessories in one trip instead of the usual ten!

Betty: Right….

Panel four: Betty has a thought balloon of Archie with a Daniel Bryan beard as she has hearts over her eyes as she thinks about it. Veronica is a bit more apprehensive as she obviously has issues with the beard.

Betty: Sigh, but think if Archie had that beard! Wowsa!

Veronica: Well…I suppose a bit of grooming and it would be—acceptable.

Page 3

Panel one: Betty and Veronica calm down as a commercial begins playing. Veronica has a light bulb over her head as she looks over at Betty and has a sly grin on her face as she has a devious plan. Betty is flicking popcorn in her mouth as she is too focused on the TV to notice Veronica’s facial expression.

Betty: Aw, a commercial! Just when Bart Heart was about to lock in the sharpshooter!

Panel two: Veronica talks with Betty as Betty shrugs her shoulders as she doesn’t know the answer.

Veronica: Betty. Do you think the sharpshooter actually hurts?

Betty: Huh. I don’t know. All the wrestlers are such great actors, I can’t ever tell what hurts and what doesn’t.

Panel three: Veronica stands up and motions at the ground for Betty to lie down so she can apply the sharpshooter to her

Veronica: Well, what’s say we find out while the commercials are on?

Betty: What? You put it on me? You’re the one who wants to know if it hurts!

Panel four: Veronica is turning Betty over on her stomach as she nearly has Betty in the sharpshooter.

Veronica: I know…but I trust you because you’re my best friend.

Betty: And I’m agreeing to this because you’re my best friend.

Veronica: Yes, friendship is a wonderful thing.

Panel five: Veronica has the sharpshooter on Betty as Betty winces.

Veronica: Well?

Betty: Owie Yowie!

Betty: Yeah! It feels like my vertebra is imitating an accordion!

Page 4

Panel one: Betty is trying to turn her head over at Veronica as Veronica still has it locked in without a hint of easing off.

Betty: Um, Ronnie? You can let go now.

Panel two: Same shot only with Betty turn her head the other direction as Veronica smiles a bit more.

Betty: Veronica, did you hear me--?

Panel three: Veronica smiles as she has no intention of letting it go as Betty’s face turns red in anger.

Veronica: First say Archie’s mine, and I’ll let you go.

Betty: WHAT?!

Panel four: Veronica begins to tighten on the sharpshooter as Betty thrashes her arms and begins pounding the floor as tries to find a way to escape from the hold.

Betty: Of all the sneaky—no good---!

Veronica: Oh, don’t shout and thrash about so. People would think you’re crazy.

Betty: CRAZY?! Lemme go, and I’ll show ya crazy!!

Panel five: Betty begins reaching behind her to grab Veronica’s foot as Veronica moved it closer to Betty’s side as she increases the pressure.

Veronica: Come now, Betty, you know Archiekins and I are destined for one another. Why not say what you know in your heart is true?

Betty: I say--

Betty: I  say—

Panel six: Betty grabs onto Veronica’s foot and is able to pull her off enough to break the sharpshooter as Veronica falls on her on her face as she loses her balance.

Betty: --I SAY NO GRAVE IS TOO DEEP FOR BETRAYERS OF FRIENDSHIP!!

Veronica: Ackh!

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Fan Fiction / Jughead in Five Hours in Segarini's
« on: March 09, 2015, 06:26:14 PM »
Page one:

Panel one: Archie, Jughead, and Pop Tate are standing just outside of Segarini’s pizzeria as the entire building is covered in a giant white cloth to hide the new restructure. On the other side of the street is The Chocklit Shoppe with a “Be back after snooping” sign on the door. Archie and Pop look on curiously; Jughead is unmoved. A sign on the cloth reads: Remodeling. Opening Soon. And don’t you dare peek Pop Tate!!! On the street, cars are driving by with people looking out the window and several more people walking along the sidewalk look at Segarini’s as they are curious as to what renovations have been made on such a grand scale.

Archie: Wow! I heard Segarini was remodeling his hub, but he sure knows how to draw in interest with the intrigue!

Pop Tate: Hmph. It’s no mystery that he’s a sneaky weasel up to no good!


Panel two: Segarini is walking into the panel as Pop Tate glares at Segarini; Archie and Jughead are talking to one another not paying attention. Jughead is patting his stomach as Archie rolls his eyes. Overhead a helicopter with a giant hook is flying over the covered Segarini’s and lowering the rope to lift the giant cover off the building within a matter of seconds.

Segarini: Couldn’t resist after all these weeks of careful secrecy, eh, Tate! The curiosity of how I’m going to outdo you must be killing you inside!

Pop Tate: Segarini!

Jughead: The more time outside, the less time I’m inside eating.

Panel Three: A high angle view of the hook attaching to the cloth and beginning to lift it up.

Segarini: Since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll alleviate your pain—

Segarini: --Before I break your spirit!

Page 2

Panel one: Segarini’s has been remodeled into a children’s fast food restaurant. The entire building is colored in bright red and yellow. On top  of the new Segarini’s is a sign reading SEGARINI’S with a orange cartoon raccoon motion towards the lettering. The double glass door and windows all have cartoon drawings as followed: On the right window is a green cartoon tiger wearing a leather jacket and a tutu wearing purple hypo playing patty-cake and on the glass door is a Red Rooster with boxing gloves and shorts, motioning for people to enter. On the left window is a yellow dragon wearing a black cape using his fire breath to prepare a pizza for children.

Segarini’s: Welcome to the new Segarini’s!

Segarini’s: Kid friendly! Great food! And the first of an edible inevitable food franchise!

Panel two: Pop Tate is pointing a finger at Segarini while motioning with this other hand towards Jughead who stares blankly at the new Segarini’s.
 
Pop Tate: You’ve always been crazy like a fox! But this is lunacy!

Pop Tate:  Tell him Jughead!

Panel three: Pop Tate grumbles to himself as Jughead’s response does not help him at all as Segarini happily answers as he mocks Pop Tate.

Jughead: Will there be Gladdy Meals?

Segarini: Of course! We’re all kids at heart…while some stay fat, big babies!

Page 3

Panel one: Archie is talking with Segarini in the foreground while Pop Tate glares at Jughead who weakly smiles and shrugs his shoulders in the background.

Archie: Um, Segarini, why the sudden shift in demographics?

Segarini: I’ll tell you, my inquisitive freckled friend!

Panel two: Segarini motions over at a bunch of kids with their parents who are pointing at Segarini’s new restaurant and wanting to go inside.

Segarini: Riverdale is getting younger! Families are getting bigger! For every teenager there is younger brother or sister or both!

Panel three: Segarini pops his collar in pride as he closes his eyes and smirks at the success he envisions. Pop Tate pushes past Archie as he goes to confront Segarini.

Segarini: Once this becomes a success, I plan on expansion! A Segarini’s in every town!

Pop Tate: Hah! If it still has your typical bland food, you’ll be lucky you’re not kicked off the block!

Panel four: Segarini points a finger at Pop Tate’s chest as Pop Tate is startled by what he hears.

Segarini: It has my typical exceptional food-- plus extra thanks to resident genius Dilton Doiley!

Pop Tate: Dilton…?

Panel five: Dilton is walking up behind Segarini as Segarini is happy to see him. Pop Tate, Archie, and Jughead look on in bafflement. Dilton is holding a remote in his hand as he uses the other to adjust his glasses.

Dilton: I do believe I heard my name addressed?

Segarini: Dilton, why don’t you give my unworthy competition a glimpse of what he’s up against?

Page 4

Panel one: Dilton points the remote at Segarini’s as four silhouette figures (modeled after the cartoon images on Segarini’s sans the dragon) begin to open the double doors and come out. The raccoon is up front followed by the hypo, rooster, and tiger. Segarini motions towards the approaching animatronics. Pop Tate looks on in bewilderment along with Archie. Jughead intriguingly strokes his chin with his index finger as he is looking on.

Pop Tate: What have you done, Segarini?!

Segarini: Done? I’ve taken it to the next level! Because what does every family fast food extravaganza need!?

Panel two: Segarini stands up front and motions with both arms as he presents his animal animatronics. The orange raccoon (Rocky), the green tiger (Fluffball), the red rooster (Beaks) and the purple hypo (Hiya). All the animatronics have smiles and bulging eyes. Rocky is swearing a red shirt with the letter S, Fluffball is wearing a leather jacket, Beaks is wearing blue and gold boxing shorts and red boxing gloves and Hiya is wearing a pink tutu. All of the animatronics are waving their hands and bobbing their heads like they are laughing.

Segarini: Entertainment! Mascots to sing and dance while the boys and girls eat their delicious food!

Segarini: Let me introduce—

Segarini: Rocky.

Segarini Fluffball.

Segarini: Beaks.

Segarini: Hiya.

Segarini: And—and…

Panel three: A close up on Pop Tate, Archie, and Jughead. Pop Tate is stunned, Archie is amazed, and Jughead is mildly indifferent save for one problem he has with what he is seeing.

Pop Tate: You’ve turned your establishment into a second rate cartoon amusement park!

Archie: Wow. I’ve never seen anything like it!

Jughead: I’m okay with everything but the female hypo.

Page 5

Panel one: Segarini is yelling at Dilton, holding up five fingers at his face while using his other hand to point on the spot where the other animatronic should be. Dilton tilts his head back and stutters as he tries to explain. Behind them, the helicopter, thinking Segarini is signaling it, has dropped the giant cloth over The Chocklit Shoppe as Pop Tate’s eyes bulge out of his head ala an old fashion cartoon. Jughead is tilting his body to his left as Rocky Raccoon mirrors his movements to his amusement.

Segarini: Four? I paid you for five!

Dilton: I-I’m sorry, but the last animatronic still has…issues.

Segarini: I don’t care! I want it here! NOW!

FLOP

Panel two: Segarini is laughing at Pop Tate’s plight (The Chocklit Shoppe being entirely covered by the giant cloth) as Dilton and Archie try to hold a charging with both fists winding up Pop Tate from thrashing Segarini.

Segarini: Hah! Look at that! I helped the community with its greatest eyesore!

Panel three: Segarini has his arms folded across his chest as he begins to think to himself as he shifts his eyes towards Jughead who is jumping on one foot with his hands at his head as the animatronics all do the same.

Segarini thinking: Haven’t seen Tate this riled since I placed that mouse in his ground beef stock! He’d just love to pay me back!

Segarini thinking: But I’ll be out of town tonight to meet with investors! And even if the time locks are working, I can’t take chances!

Segarini: Hm.

Panel four: Segarini is approaching Jughead and putting his arm around his shoulders as he gets Jughead’s attention. The animatronics pair up and mimic Jughead and Segarini’s body language.

Rocky Raccoon: Hi! Let’s Play!

Segarini: Jughead, how would you like to do a little favor for your pal Segarini…?

Jughead: Dishonest people wanting a boon bodes not well for the naïve and kind of heart.

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Fan Fiction / Jughead in Snow Job
« on: February 28, 2015, 05:42:45 PM »
Page one

Panel one: The setting is the Jones living room as Mr. Jones is pointing out to the driveway as it is covered in nearly a foot of snow as it continues to snow outside. Jughead looks blankly out the window as he tells his father what he sees.

Mr. Jones: Jughead, my son, how does the driveway look to you?

Jughead: Hard to say. It’s covered in nearly a foot of snow.

Mr. Jones: So it is.

Panel two: Mr. Jones is holding a snow shovel as Jughead cups his right hand just under his chin as he begins to think about his father’s next question.

Mr. Jones: And this is a snow shovel.

Jughead: A very nice one at that.

Mr. Jones: And when you put a snow covered driveway and a snow shovel together, what do you get?

Panel three: Jughead smiles and points to the window.

Jughead:  I got it! Since you drew attention to the driveway and you have the snow shovel…

Jughead: …That means you’ll be the one who clears off the driveway with it!

Panel four: Jughead is outside at the steps of his front door as the door slams behind him. He is wearing his coat, snow hat with his hat on top of it, a scarf and he has the snow shovel in his right hand as he looks out at the driveway.

SLAM

Jughead: I deduce that I am no Sherlock Holmes.

Page 2

Panel one: Jughead begins to shovel up his driveway as he angrily grumbles to himself. He is throwing a pile of snow behind his back as he works, not noticing that a white rabbit was hidden in the snow and is happily taking a ride with the rest of the shoveled snow.

Jughead: Don’t see why I have to do this—the sun will melt it eventually!

Panel two: Jughead turns to look at the rest of the driveway to see how much he has to do.

Jughead: And why is it called a driveway when you park your car on it? Pure madness I tell’s ya!

Panel three: Jughead glares ahead at what he sees.

Jughead: And, a more important question....

Panel four: Jughead points at Trula Twyst who is on the sidewalk just ahead of the Jones driveway as she is wearing a yellow coat, green beret hat, and is silently watching Jughead with an emotionless face. Behind Trula several kids are pushing a snowman on a sled along that has a sign reading: SNOWMAN FOR RENT (Get it while it’s COLD).

Jughead: What is Trula Twyst, my archenemy, doing so close to the parameter of my stronghold!?

Page 3

Panel one: Jughead shakes a fist at her as she remains perfectly still. Behind her a pair of kids have two snowman on toboggans that are charging at each other, each snowman is armed with a giant icicle for a spear. Each kid cheers his snowman on. The kids on the right is wearing blue, the kid on the left is wearing red.

Jughead: Get out of here! Vamoose! Begone from my safe haven yon Witch of Twyst!

Panel two: Trula doesn’t respond as Jughead becomes more frustrated. Behind Trula the blue kid’s snowman has lost as it has been beheaded. The kid in red comforts the kid in blue as the kid in blue kneels down and holds up the snowman’s head like a scene for Hamlet. The winning snowman has a frown on his expression, saddened by what has happened to his snowman compatriot. The rest of the losing snowman is still on its toboggan with its wooden arms feeling where its head used to be.

Panel three: Jughead waves the shovel in her direction as if to shoo her away to no effect.

Jughead: Go away! Shoo Shoo! Go Away!

Panel four: Jughead puts the shovel down as he sees it is having no effect on Trula.

Jughead: …

Panel five: Jughead goes back to work on his second giant scoop of shoveling as Trula continues to watch silently. Jughead is shoveling one handed as he puts another hand over his mouth as he nearly becomes sick. Again another white bunny, this one female and wearing a pink ribbon is happily riding the snow pile as the other bunny looks on with hearts over its head.

Jughead: Fine. Stand there like a statue. I don’t care. I’ve got work to do.

Jughead: --Ugh. Threw up in my mouth…

Page 4

Panel one: Jughead is halfway though with his driveway as Trula is still standing like she was as she silently watches Jughead.

Jughead thinking: Sheesh! This is like having the angel of death watching over you!

Panel two: Jughead is scooping up more snow as he turns to look at Trula who remains perfectly still and is watching him. The two white bunnies are making a snowrabbit, but the boy bunny eats the carrot as the female bunny shrugs her shoulders in “oh well.”

Jughead thinking: This is weird. This isn’t like that curly haired fiend at all. She hasn’t said a word. Hasn’t moved an inch. Just watching me with those dead souless eyes…

Panel three: Jughead is eyeing Trula suspiciously.

Jughead thinking: She’s up to something…

Panel four: Jughead is shoveling more snow as he is 3/4ths of the way done as several white rabbits begin having a snow fight right behind Jughead as the boy bunny shield the female bunny who looks at him gallantly. The other bunnies come up from the snow in the yard out of no where.

Jughead: Must be some sort of silent treatment. Probably meant to get me to react, bring out my anxieties, spill my beans…

Panel five: Jughead points a Trula as Trula looks on still blankly.

Jughead: Well it ain’t gonna work!

Panel six: Jughead puts both hands over his mouth to shut himself up as Trula finally begins to chuckle.

Jughead thinking: …Anymore.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Fan Fiction / Jughead in Reggie Is A Ice Guy, Snow Lie!
« on: February 19, 2015, 11:29:46 AM »
Page 1

Panel one: A close up on Reggie as he is standing on a snow covered hill as he gazes out at the landscape of a suburban area of Riverdale with the roof tops covered in snow as the sun breaks through the gray clouds overhead and a beam of light focuses on him like a stage light. Reggie has his arms stretched out as he soaks in the beauty of it all. He is wearing a snow cap, gloves and a coat with his face on the back with #1 written just under his face. Behind him three squirrels (one fat, another tall, and another skinny) are riding white rabbits as they are using icicles to playfully joust with.

Reggie: Look at it. A snow covered landscape.

Reggie: A blanket of pure white over all of Riverdale. So serene. To think of all the individual snow flakes to make up this wonder…

Reggie: Magic.

Panel two: A close-up on Reggie’s face as he has a warm smile on his face and his eyes flutter as he is seemingly filled with warm happy thoughts.

Reggie: I can only think of one solitary thing that could surpass such a sight…

Panel three: Reggie is bent over and is beginning to make a snowball as we can see Jughead walking down just below the hill. Jughead is wearing a large green and red plaid coat, large ear muffs, his hat, and a scarf wrapped around his neck. Behind Reggie, the fat squirrel has won as the other squirrels are stuck in the snow head first as their rabbits try to dig them out. The fat squirrel pets his rabbit on the nose as a way of saying, job well done.

Reggie: --Popping cue snoot with an 80 MPH snowball!

Page 2

Panel one: In the foreground Jughead is looking ahead as he has both of his gloved hands in his coat pocket and doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. In the background, Reggie is throwing a snowball at Jughead as the snowball has small flames around it to show how hard and fast it is coming in on Jughead.

Reggie: Icy death from above, sucker!!

Panel two: Jughead suddenly twists his hips to facing the snowball as the snowball is streaking towards him. His facial expression remains vacant.

Panel three: Jughead pulls out an empty snow cone from his left pocket to catch the snowball in.

Panel four: Jughead takes his right hand out of his pocket as it has a small vial of cherry flavoring as he begins to pour it on the snowball.

Panel five: Jughead begins to take a lick of his newly made cherry flavor snow cone as he nods in approval.

Panel six: Jughead uses one hand to wave at Reggie as he continues to lick his snow cone and walk away as if what happened was a mundane, everyday experience. In the background Reggie is red face and stomping his feet and kicking up snow.

Jughead: Thanks, Reg.

Reggie: You’ll be eating more snow than just that before I’m through with you, Jones!!

Jughead: Sounds yummy.

Page 3

Panel one: Reggie is peaking behind a shrub as “Jughead” is standing in the center of a line of snowmen with his back turned to Reggie. Next to Reggie is a snowball with Jughead’s name etched into it. Each snowman is dressed different: One is a musketeer, another is a fireman, another Cosmo the merry Martian, another is a clown, and the last is an astronaut. “Jughead”’s body motion is looking like he is examing the snowmen. Each snowmen has his arm behind its back where you can’t see what might be there.

Reggie whispering: Look at that. Making idiotic snowmen. Almost makes me feel like I’m wasting my time pelting that dummy’s noggin.

Panel two: Reggie jumps out from his spot and hits “Jughead” across the back of his head.

Reggie: Almost!

Reggie: Yuk-yuk-yuk!

Panel three: Reggie pulls at his hair in alarm as “Jughead’s head falls off while the rest of his body remains perfectly still.

Panel four: Reggie is rushing over to “Jughead’s” severed head as he has a thought balloon of himself in a winter wonderland prison guarded by snow elves.

Reggie: Jughead! Say something! Eat a snack! Make a quip!

Panel five: Reggie bends down to pick up “Jughead’s severed head as he is nervous about it.

Reggie: Gulp.

Reggie: Okay, okay, Reg. You heard an abdominal snowman and you found Jughead like this. Everyone will believe you. You’re awesome!

Panel six: Reggie turns “Jughead’s head around to see that it was just a snow head that was carefully made up to look like Jughead’s head. Jughead’s scarf and hat fall off to show this. The snow head is making a face at Reggie as Reggie reacts in shock.

Reggie: What sick snow miser could have conjured this up--?!!

Page 4

Panel one: Reggie crushes the fake head in both hands as he grinds his teeth and flames are in his eye.

Reggie: When I’m done with that smart aleck, they’ll have to move to the Caribbean to defrost him!

Panel two: Reggie looks up as he hears a voice calling him to attention. Reggie looks ahead with wide eyes.

Jughead off panel: psst.

Reggie: Uh-oh.

Panel three: A side view of the line of snowmen as we can see that each has a large snowball behind their back with each having a string that leads to Jughead’s hand as prepares to release the string and have the snowballs waylay Reggie. Reggie looks ahead with his face scrunched and his fists clasped as he realizes just how bad he got played and how much this is going to hurt.

Reggie: Oh, you miserable, lousy, no good---

Jughead: Butterfingers. It’s not just my favorite candy bar.

Panel four: Reggie is taking a giant snowball to the back of his head as it nearly knocks him down with the other four closing in on him as Reggie bends down and tries to shield himself with his arms over the back of his head.

Reggie: So he wants to play rough? Wants to play dirty—arrrkk!

PAFF

Reggie: Fine by me!!

Page 5

Panel one: Reggie is on the roof of the Jones home as he is dumping cold water on the snow covered roof so that it will fall to the front of the house. We can see the ladder to the side of house. Through a window we can see inside of the house as a couch is in view.

Reggie: Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Reggie: When that glutton saunters outside for his usual afternoon trip to Pop’s—he’ll open the door, close it and—THOOM!

Panel two: Reggie notices that the ladder is being moved as he eyes stretch out in alarm.

Jughead below off-panel: Now who put this here?

Reggie: Ah!

Panel three: A low angle view as Jughead is laying the ladder on the ground as Reggie protests as he drops the bucket to his right side. Reggie shakes a fist at Jughead while Jughead puts a hand over his mouth to stop a burp.

Reggie: What are you doing out here, when you should be inside there?

Jughead: Building those snowmen worked my appetite early, so I rescheduled my nap and Pop Tate burgers.

Jughead: Urrrp

Panel four: Reggie is motioning for Jughead to stop as Jughead opens the front door to his house and prepares to go inside. Reggie’s footing is beginning to slip as the snow on the roof begins to slide down as bits of snow land just behind Jughead as he doesn’t react to it.

Reggie: Well—put that ladder back where it—hey, hey! Don’t do that! Don’t go in!

Jughead: Sorry. I’ve already bent my strict schedule as far as it will go, Reggie.

Panel five: Reggie and all the snow on the roof begin to tumble down. Reggie is flapping his arms with both hands hoping to fly. Just above him is the bucket as it is about to land right on him.

SLAM

Panel six: Reggie is on the steps of the Jones porch as he is covered in snow and the bucket is stuck to his head as he is so angry he is actually hitting and denting the bucket as he can’t control his rage. Inside, thanks to  the window, we can see Jughead happily napping on the couch with a Derby Dalton comic over his face.

Reggie: Picture of a storm cloud, a skull, and a dagger. 

Page 6

Panel one: Jughead is back outside as he is now being pulled on a sled by Hot Dog as he stands up on the sled and is holding out a T-bone tied to a long stick to help motivate Hot Dog to continue onward. Several kids stop building their snow forts to give Jughead a wave as he responds with his free hand. Hot Dog is sniping at the t-bone as it is just out of reach.

Jughead: This is a much better way to trek in the snow.

Hot Dog: Curse my animal instincts and bottomless stomach!

Panel two: Jughead turns his head as he hears Reggie scream off-panel at him

Reggie off-panel: I’ll get you, ugly! And your fat, overweight mutt, too!

Panel three: Reggie is on a black snowmobile as he is racing over a hill and knocking down several snowmen and snow forts as the kids scatter as Reggie comes out like a lunatic. His snow mobile has a picture of a snowman’s head and cross bones. Strapped to the sides of the snowmobile are several large canisters filled with snowballs. Reggie is leaning into the wheel as he eyes flash wildly, like Cruela de Ville. One little kid looks on in amazement as he can’t believe what he is seeing. Several others run away shaking their fists in vengeance at Reggie.

Reggie: Da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH! Da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH!


Panel four: Jughead turns forward as he begins to raise the stick with the t-bone over his head as Reggie in his snowmobile of doom is just seconds from him as Reggie is already throwing snowballs that are coming at Jughead like blue, icy flames.

Jughead: Well, he’s lost what little he had left…

Jughead: Time for evasive maneuvers, Hot Dog.

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Reviews / PTF Reviews Jughead and Archie #10
« on: February 13, 2015, 03:26:40 PM »
PTF Reviews Jughead and Archie #10.

I just don’t get some people. I get my little cousin Spirited Away, a great animated move from Studio Ghibli, and just because I got it at a pawn shop; I didn’t care. Besides, what was I supposed to do, use the money I got this digest with for a slightly better gift? That’s just crazy talk.


The Good.

Fernando Ruiz art: Heck yeah! Two new stories buy the most beloved artist around these parts. The Feast and the Furious is about Mr. Weatherbee cultivating the tongue of Jughead to fine dining. Snack Attack has a winter field trip to a petting zoo where Jughead and Archie go about the usual business. Both stories a well done and, as always, well drawn. I prefer Snack Attack myself, but Alex Simmons penned script is still a great idea. And we even have a few older stories from Ruiz reprinted. So if you’re a Ruiz fan like me, this issue is great.

DeCarlo Jr. Poor guy never got the respect he deserved. I always felt he was great, but when your father pretty much helped make Archie Comics—yeah, you’re always going to be the guy who never lived up to his father’s potential. I just love the body language he gives all the characters. Probably one of the best of the Archie comics. It’s nice to see him get a big slew of stories.

The Vault: It’s always fun to read the older comics. Plus Jughead isn’t in full on woman hater mode so you don’t have to feel guilty about laughing at the stories. You have Jughead somehow making everyone dumber, a ro(not)bot gag that Reggie takes too far, and Mr. Flutesnott and Coach Kleats trying to trade Jughead off on the other. Plus a fun Archie story involving puppy sitting. All classic stories and all classic art.

Boldman and Lindsey. The greatest pairing since peanut butter and jelly! If you’re a fan like me, you’re going to love this as it is packed with their stories. Jackie Frost, the female embodiment of winter, has come back to visit her old friend Jughead; Jughead has to decide if a candy bar that’s a work of art should be eaten or looked at forever; Archie and Jughead’s consciences decide to swap teens; and that’s just a few of them! This harkens back to the old Jughead double double digest where you pick it up and knew you’re getting great stories because it will have several stories by these two.

Y’know what, just everything. Yeah, that’s how good this digest is. I don’t have a problem with any single story, piece of art, the one page gags are extremely funny.  Heck, the cover is great too. One of my complaints that I normally have is Archie stories without Jughead or vice versa, but there are only maybe three of those. So even stories live up the title’s name.

The Bad.

Okay, this one is going to be a little tough…

No That Wilkin Boy. One of my favorite titles isn’t reprinted. So no sage wisdom of Uncle Herman and Sampson. I’m probably going to miss that in later issues after this awesome one.

No Toni Topaz. I kind of expected her to be in a new story and had some jokes wrote out…but I’m gonna have to save them…so you know that was like two minutes of my life I lost…curse you digest…?

It should be called Jughead and Archie Jumbo Jumbo digest. I just like how it rolls off the tongue…

Fine. There’s no real bad. This is a great issue. Probably the best Jumbo digest I’ve read.

Things that I’ve learned.

.1. Hot Dog is a great artist
2 If you want to make food fancy, make it smaller.
3. Floor panels come in toffee color.
4. Never lose your signed coupon book.
5. Music and gym teachers have been at war since school was just the Three R’s.
6. Petting zoos are dangerous
7. Archie cannot distinguish an empty box from a box that actually has something in it.
8. Even if your claptrap snowmobile falls apart after you win a race—the dastardly snow mobile conglomerate will give you four brand new snowmobiles just to keep the secret!
9. Never let Archie help you. With anything. EVER
10. Ol' Charlie...how far you have fallen!


Anyway, this is one of the best jumbo digests I’ve read. Everything is great. Two great new stories from Fernando Ruiz, plenty of classic Jughead artists, great stories. Just buy the issue. It's excellent.

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Fan Fiction / Jughead and Veronica are Best Friends For...now.
« on: February 05, 2015, 01:15:27 AM »
Page 1

Panel one: Archie is striding towards the Chocklit Shoppe as he is all smiles. Archie has both of his hands in his Riverdale jacket pocket as he is clutching something inside. Walking along the sidewalk is a man walking a pack of cats as perplexed seeing eye dog looks on and is about to accidentally lead his blind owner into a nearby tree. On the Chocklit Shop window is a flyer for the Josie and the Pussycats that catches Archie’s eye.

Archie: I can’t believe my luck! One little call for one big reward!

Panel two: Archie is walking in when he is disturbed by what he hears and sees.

Archie: I can’t wait to tell—

Veronica off-panel: You would think someone so lazy would be tired of getting in my way!!

Jughead off-panel: Hey, I was here first, so until your daddy buys the state, you can back off, princess!!

Panel three: Archie shakes his head in the background as he walks in as Jughead and Veronica are in the middle of the Shoppe yelling at each other as the Riverdale teens look on from their respective tables. Trula and Ethel are sitting at the counter as Ethel swoons over Jughead while Trula writes down notes in a note pad. Nancy and Chuck are sitting at a table to the left and rolling their eyes. Shrill and Sherry are at a table to the right as Shrill is more annoyed by the two while Sherry listens on while using French fries as makeshift people doing a cheer on their table.

Veronica: Idiot!

Jughead: Moron!

Veronica: Glutton!

Jughead: Snob!

Veronica: Wastrel!

Jughead: Narcissist!

Page 2

Panel one: Archie steps in between them as he tries to resolve the dispute. Veronica points at Jughead as Jughead just turns his body away and waves her off.

Archie: Um, could you two please stop! I have something to tell you that—

Veronica: Jughead! If it wasn’t beneath me and my delicate hands had the strength, I could just throttle you.

Panel two: Jughead turns his head back and sticks his nose up in the air to imitate Veronica and responds.

Jughead: Delicate? Those manhands?

Panel three: Veronica runs over and begins to strangle Jughead as Jughead’s eyes bulge open as he’s taken by surprise.

Veronica: Why you little smart mouth--!!

Jughead: Ack ack! Proving ---glrrkk—my point…!!

Panel four:  Veronica is continuing to strangle Jughead as Jughead’s face is turning blue as he has fallen to his knees. Jughead, in response, has his hands pushing against Veronica’s face as he tries to get her away from him. Archie is vainly trying to pull the two apart. Walking past are Moose and Reggie shake their heads in shame at the display of violence they are witnessing.

Veronica: Get your hands off my face!!

Jughead: ggllaa rrrkkk

Caption: Translation: What do you expect to do!? Whistle!?

Archie: Would you two stop it already!!

Page 3

Panel one: Jughead is back to his feet as he is continuing to push against Veronica’s face while Veronica continues to throttle Jughead. Just behind them is Archie as he is pleading for them to stop!

Archie: C’mon! We’re all friends! Both of you let go at the same time!

Panel two: Veronica and Jughead both pull their arms back and take a step back as they both accidentally double slap Archie who goes wide-eyed, cross-eyed as stars and planets are over his head to symbolize how much that hurt.

Veronica and Jughead: FINE!

SLAP

Panel three: Archie is holding both face cheeks as Veronica and Jughead go over to check on him as they have momentary forgotten their argument. Veronica is pushing her hair back in place while Jughead is using one hand to rub his aching neck.

Veronica: Oh, Archiekins, I didn’t mean for that to happen!

Jughead: Arch, pal, I’m so sorry!

Panel four: Veronica and Jughead are at a loss for words as an angry Archie glares up at the two of them.

Veronica and Jughead: …

Panel five: Jughead and Veronica point fingers at each other as they blame the other as Archie frowns as he pulls at his hair as he is to the breaking point.

Jughead and Veronica: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Page 4

Panel one: Archie pushes past Veronica and Jughead as he begins to storm out of the Chocklit Shoppe. Jughead and Veronica turn to each other as they key in on the prize Archie won.

Archie: Sheesh! All I wanted to do was tell you two about the all expense paid, you and a guest, all you can eat five day trip on DeCarlo Cruise ship I won!

Panel two: Veronica and Jughead suddenly run up and point at themselves as they are all smiles.

Veronica and Jughead: And you are plan on taking me, right?

Panel three: Jughead and Veronica turn and begin to argue. Veronica uses her thumb to point behind her to illustrate her point; Jughead points at both of his eyes with his two fingers to illustrate his.

Veronica: Why would he take you? One smorgasbord and Archie’s a distant memory!

Jughead: Well, it’s a forgone conclusion that when you see any other guy, Archie will be yesterday’s news!


Panel four: Veronica begins to flirt with Archie as Jughead looks on crossly. Veronica puts her head at Archie’s chest and playfully pokes his nose as she smiles at him. Archie is beginning to go into a love daze as a result. Jughead is adjusting the hat on his head like he is preparing to take care of business.

Veronica: Archie, you wouldn’t want to leave your widdle Ronnie behind, would you?

Panel five: Jughead puts Veronica in a full nelson lock as he pulls her away from Archie and breaking Archie out of his trance.

Jughead: Sinister Siren! Be hex my friend no more this day!

Veronica: How dare you touch me, you churl!

Panel six: Archie stomps his foot as Veronica and Jughead look on in awe as they have never seen Archie so angry. Jughead begins to let go of Veronica as Veronica lowers her arms.

WHAM

Archie: THAT TEARS IT!

Page 5

Panel one: Archie points at both them; his right hand at Veronica and his left at Jughead.

Archie: I am tried of you two always fighting!

Archie: You want to know who I’m taking on the cruise! I’ll tell you…

Panel two: Jughead and Veronica turn to the other in bewilderment and terror as Archie tells them the conditions of the contest to see who goes with him. Archie claps his two hands together to symbolize the two having to get along with each other.

Archie: …Whoever is nicer to the other!!

Panel three: Archie continues to talk as Veronica looks like she wants to throw up and Jughead looks like he’d rather get bitten by a rattlesnake.

Archie: The cruise is in a week, so for six days you two have to be nice to the other. Whoever does the best job takes the trip with me.

Panel four: Veronica and Jughead turn and hug each other as Archie looks on happily. Veronica lays her head on Jughead’s shoulder and Jughead lays his head on Veronica’s.

Veronica: Why that will be easy considering how wonderful Jughead is!

Jughead: And Veronica is so delightful to be around, this will be a breeze!

Panel five: Veronica’s face turns harsh as she whispers into Jughead’s ear.

Veronica whispering: The only trip you’re going on is to Loserville. Population: you.

Panel six: Jughead whispers into Veronica’s ear as he retorts and responds in kind.

Jughead: Your dad will invest in real estate there after I’m done with you.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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Fan Fiction / Archie in The Elementary Deceit
« on: January 27, 2015, 08:47:45 PM »
Page 1:

Panel one: The setting is the Lodge dining room as various servants and staffs are lining up tables and setting them up for a banquet. The tables have fine white linings over them and the chairs are handmade craft of the finest. Smithers is telling the staff what to do as he is calm in the storm of chaos that is going on around him. One maid is dusting off a male servant’s face as another looks on with a chuckle. Two maids are arguing over various spoon placements in front of a seat. Chef Gaston is chasing after a live turkey with a meat cleaver as the turkey turns its head to make faces at Gaston. Over the room is a banner reading: WELCOME MAHARAJA, YOU’RE A GREAT FELLA!! The banner is being hung up by a servant on an unsteady ladder. Mr. Lodge has his back turned to this as he points out of the dinning room as he makes a request of Veronica and Archie.

Mr. Lodge: Archie, Veronica, would you two go to storage vault 3 and bring the Jihong Porcelain? It was a gift from the Maharaja of Selalotta. It’d be perfect for the banquet.

Veronica: Not a problem, daddykins.

Panel two: Archie is talking to Veronica as they are about to walk out of the dining hall as Mr. Lodge is in the background with his attention seemingly back to preparing the dining hall for the banquet. The turkey now has the cleaver and is chasing after Gaston as everyone looks on in surprise.

Archie: Ronnie, it looks like your dad is finally beginning to have some faith in me.

Panel three: Archie’s pride is quickly deflated as Mr. Lodge comments to the amusement of Veronica as playfully pinches Archie’s face cheek.

Mr. Lodge: No. I just feel that if you’re going to be here, you might as well try and make yourself useful.

Page 2

Panel one: Veronica and Archie are walking down a spiral of stairs as they head to the basement of the Lodge Manner. There are several lights along the wall to lead the way as they descend downward. The staircase seems to go down miles. On the wall is a map showing the world and an arrow pointing near the earth’s core reading: YOU ARE HERE.

Archie: Storage vaults? I’ve never been to the storage area.

Veronica: It’s were daddy keeps his most valuable, memorable possessions he’s collected over the years.

Panel two: Archie jokes as Veronica rolls her eyes.

Archie: Us common folk call that “a basement”.

Veronica: Funny. I thought that was where your hot water heater, dryer, and washer were.

Panel three: Veronica has reached the last step as Archie follows two steps behind

Archie: Say, when your dad said “vault three” does that mean literally…?

Panel four: Archie is in awe as he is looking ahead a three marked old fashion vault doors labeled with 1 2 3 with the only way to open it is to turn a giant metal knob. Veronica looks at Archie and doesn’t understand why he is so impressed.

Archie: Yowza! You’d think that your family was storing gold bars for the government!

Veronica: No, those gold bars belong to our family, and that’s vault one. What we need is vault three.

Page 3

Panel one: Veronica begins to flirt with Archie as she rubs her hand through his hair and presses her lips against his right ear as he has a big dopey smile across his face as he falls for Veronica’s charms.

Veronica: Oh, Archie, you’re so big and strong, and I know you wouldn’t want me to ruin my manicure…

Veronica: Could you please open the vault door, you strong man you?

Panel two: Archie is struggling as he is turning the old vault knob as he is straining with all his might. Veronica is just behind him and looks on with a smile.

Archie: Not a---URRRRK---problem, my love--!!

CRRRREEEEKKKK

Panel three: Archie has the doors open slightly as Veronica casually walks in and motions for Archie to follow. Archie is bent over taking deep breaths as he is totally exhausted as his arms just dangle like  limp like noodles.

Veronica: Thanks you, Archie. Now don’t dawdle. I’m going to need you to move boxes around if we’re going to find the porcelain.

Archie: Not (huff huff) a (hhmm) problem…!

Panel four: A shot of inside of the vault as we see how massive it is with shelves upon shelves of various history items. On the wall to the right is a paint of Mona Lisa crying. A sarcophagus is set horizontally in the middle of the room with a sign reading: RESTING PLACE, BUT NOT A SEAT! Various decorative boxes are on the high shelves; in the back are cardboard boxes that read LESS THAN A MILLION. A statue of the Venus de Milo with arms and giving two thumbs up is in front of the left side shelf. The left side has various literature, old stamp collections, and vases. The right side has jewels, crowns, tiaras, The Hopeful Diamond, and various other expensive items. Archie is looking in with disbelief at what he is seeing. Veronica looks around as if this is every day for her as she tries to remember where the porcelain is as she has her index finger scratching the bottom of her chin.

Archie: This isn’t a storage room! It’s a mini-museum!

Veronica: Now where would that porcelain be placed…?

Page 4

Panel one: Archie is closing the vault door behind him as the other side of the vault door is similar to the front as Veronica looks over at the cardboard boxes. Archie responds lightheartedly to Veronica.

Veronica: Now I remember! Daddy hid the fine ware behind the less than a million dollar pile to throw off robbers!

Archie: Yep, I wouldn’t even bother looking there.

Panel two: Archie is looking behind the less than a million dollar pile of boxes as we can only see his backside. Veronica has pulled out a small make-up mirror as she looks herself over.

Veronica: Find it yet, Archie?

Archie: Ugh. Not yet, but—

Panel three: Veronica’s eyes light up in alarm in response to what Archie says he has found. Veronica lets the mirror slip out of her fingers and her hair stands up on end as a horrible secret from the past is about to be revealed.

Archie off-panel: Ronnie, there’s  an old box down here marked “ArCHie’s Toyz”.


Panel four: Veronica begins to run towards Archie as Archie is sitting down as he is looking through the box.

Veronica: No! Wait, that must be—a joke! It’s a joke! Ha Ha!

Archie: No…

Panel five: Veronica is behind the pile of boxes as she looks on with worry as Archie is happily taking out various toys from the box. In one hand is a Cosmo The Merry Martian action figure as he plays with it like he was eight years old as he pretends that it can fly.

Archie: No! It’s my old toys from when I was a kid! All of them!

Archie: You remember! I lost them all and then you—

Panel six: Archie stares suspiciously at Veronica as Veronica feigns whistling and leans back and forth on the ball of her heels as she tries to look innocent.

Archie: --You replaced them for me…

Page 5

Panel one: Archie has his eyes rolled up as he is thinking back to when he was a kid as Lil Archie is in his room and tossing socks and Pep Comics from under his bed as he frantically looks for one of his toys. In the doorway to his room is Lil’ Veronica is standing and hiding something behind her back.

Lil’ Archie: I can’t believe it, Lil’ Veronica! I lost another one of my toys! That’s twelve this week!

Panel two: Archie continues to reflect back his eyes narrow as he begins to think harder. In the background Veronica is handing Lil’ Archie a Captain Pow action figure still in the box as Lil’ Archie is overjoyed.

Lil’ Veronica: Really? Was it…this one?

Panel three: Archie face scrunches up as he realizes what has happened. In the background Lil Archie begins jumping on his bed and playing with the Captain Pow action figure as Lil’ Veronica begins to reach down from behind her back for one of Lil’ Archie’s toys (A Super Duck action figure) as Lil’ Archie completely doesn’t notice.

Lil’ Archie: Great! Now I just remember where I put Super Duck action figure!

Lil’ Veronica: Well, if you can’t find it,  I’ll buy you a new one. You can always depend on me!

Panel four: Archie begins to rummage through the box of his toys to see that they are all the ones that he thought he had lost years ago.

Archie: These are all my old toys! I thought I lost them, but you took them!

Panel five: Veronica tries in vain to wave off Archie.

Veronica: Don’t be absurd! Why would I take your toys! I’m rich! Besides, I was kind enough to replace them for you!

Panel six: Archie begins to stand up as he confronts Veronica. Veronica becomes angry as Archie points a finger directly at her nose.

Archie: I don’t know why! I don’t understand how the criminal mind works!

Veronica: And what is that supposed to mean!??

Archie: I’ll tell you what it means!

Page 6

Panel one: Archie goes nose to nose with Veronica as he confronts her on her past deeds. Veronica becomes agitated in response as she grinds her teeth.

Archie: You’re a thief!

Panel two: Veronica yells back at Archie as Archie stands defiant as Veronica jabs a finger into his chest.

Veronica: How dare you! I am a Lodge! I haven’t stolen a single thing in my entire life!

Panel three: Archie motions back towards the box of toys with one hand as Veronica points to the vault door for him to leave.

Archie: Right! You’ve stole multiple things!

Veronica: Why you—ungrateful…get out! I want you out now! And take your filthy toys with you!

Panel four: Archie walks past Veronica carrying the box of toys as she turns her nose up and has her arms folded across her chest as she refuses to acknowledge him. Archie looks straight ahead and doesn’t acknowledge her as he passes her by.

Veronica: And just so you know, consider us over, you geek!

Archie: That’s fine by me, you klepto!

Panel five: Veronica turns her head as she hears something concerning off panel behind her.

SCRRAAPPP

Archie off-panel: Ooops.

Panel six: Veronica is enraged and red faced as she turns to see that Archie has broken the vault knob off in his hands and now has trapped them in the storage vault. The box of toys is at Archie’s feet as he looks on worriedly.

Veronica: Well that’s just great!!

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All About Archie / What Archie Crossovers would you like to see?
« on: January 17, 2015, 06:59:44 PM »
We're getting Archie vs. Predator, but what other franchise would you like to see Archie cross over with.

I'd like to see Archie vs Nightmare on Elm Street. Maybe Riverdale High is on a field trip, get lost, and has to spend the night in Springwood.

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Reviews / PTF Reviws Jughead and Archie #9
« on: January 16, 2015, 11:20:15 AM »
Well, I’m finally getting over the flu. Got it from my neighbor’s kid after I got her kitten down from a tree and she coughed on me. Curse that evil little child….

But I did pick up Jughead and Archie and Betty and Veronica digest. So things are looking up.

The Good.

1.   New story. Everybody likes something new. Well, at least until we install the new Windows an IT has some sort of problem with it too! The story involves Ethel making a wish to receive a kiss from Jughead and the Cupids trying to make it happen. Pretty fun story and I really liked the cupids design (Cupid Dan ruled). And I liked the ending because everybody gets what they want and it doesn’t betray Jughead’s character and I can believe a certain cupid’s plan can work.


2.   Craig Boldman and Rex Lindsey. A few great stories with Jughead and his ears having to find a way to deal with winter, Jughead making twenty dollars off of a five dollar bottle, and Jughead in woodshop. Stories are all really funny and Lindsey knocks it out of the park like normal.


3.   Schwartz. The legend has a few stories like The Healer where Mr. Lodge falls, hurts his back, and has to rely on Archie and Jughead. You can guess where this goes. A few gag pages. Jughead, basketball and pizza make a great combo in another of his tales. And my favorite is the classic “Trail’s End” where Moose is on the hunt and you do not want to be the one making the footprints he’s following.


4.   The Art. There’s some really good art (and some bad) but mostly good. You have Fernando Ruiz who really elevates a pretty boring story thanks to his art. Stan Goldberg. Bill Gavin has some great art and it helps with some awesome inking from Terry Austin. Gavin contributes. So it’s not really a legend varierty, but a bunch of guys who are really good but never the fame or credit they deserve type deal.


5.   That Wilkin Boy. Two fun stories involving Rebel being awesome and saving Mrs. Wilkin and another where Bingo tries to show off his history learning as Samantha and Teddy just mess with him. Even has a funny edit by Archie with “Better stick with the Cartoon Network over the History Channel.” Um, I’ve see the Cartoon Network recently. I wouldn’t make my worst enemy watch Clarence or Uncle Grandpa.
6.   If you like Jughead without lunch, you’ll like this digest. A few stories focus on Jughead forgetting his lunch for school and him daydreaming about everything being food to everyone helping him out.








The Bad.

The art. I’ve mentioned how I wasn’t a big fan of Pat Kennedy’s but lately Pat’s art has really improved…yeah, well both Kennedy’s were on art choirs and they didn’t do a good job for the new story. At least with Ethel. Just check out her chin, it goes rectangular, round, pointy, to normal and looking a lot like Midge in the last page. I know it’s picky, but it really bothered me. I mean Ethel isn’t a polymorph. And there’s a few more Kennedy art in the digest that I’ve not a fan of.

Archie in Girls Galore. You know what I hate??? The Archie Stories that bother me the most!!! Let me tell you!!! It’s the one’s that have three exclamation marks at the end of ever sentence!!! It’s like the characters are screaming at the top of their lungs!!! It’s really annoying!!!

Jughead’s mom. …Can we please not draw her like a female Jughead. It’s not funny anymore! It just bothers me still. I just thought I'd take the time and point it out. Seriously, stop it!

Ten Things I’ve learned from reading this digest:
1.   If the police will not stop a criminal, Archie Andrews will
2.   Robinson Crusoe is a fictional character
3.   Eating two pizzas makes Jughead play like Lebron James…the Heat version.
4.   Never go to sleep right after reading the works of Edgar Allen Poe.
5.   Rebel is hardcore and will do what it takes to save your life!
6.   The Cafeteria Managers Workshop is not a gathering of friends…or good food.
7.   Monsters do not exist, but why take chances?
8.   Hamburgers make great earmuffs.
9.   Show a  chef how to make his food better and eat for free
10.   The reason why a guy falls in love is because midgets wearing diapers shoot them in the rear with heart shaped arrows.


I wouldn’t exactly call this the best digest ever, but it’s pretty good. I think the new story was good, but with some flaws in the art and I’m beginning to come to terms with the fact that…we’re never going to have another digest that’s mostly Boldman, Lindsey, and Schwartz ever again. But we do get some variety. I give the digest a B, so check it out.

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Fan Fiction / Archie and Friends vs The Hardest Game EVAH
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:18:28 PM »
Page 1

Panel one: The Setting is inside of the Lodge mansion as Mr. Lodge sticks his head out as he checks to see if the coast is clear. He adjusts his glasses with his right hand as if his glasses can somehow scan the area better.

Panel two: Mr. Lodge has a small NES—A GES here—with the controls under his arm pits as he sneaks out into a hallway on his tippy-toes. Archie is in the background as he notices Mr. Lodge acting strangely.

Archie thinking: Huh. So that’s how you sneak around in the old timey days.

Panel three: Archie ducks behind a corner as he watches Mr. Lodge sneak into one of the mansion’s many rooms.

Archie: Of course, that begs the question: why would Mr. Lodge sneak around his own home?

Archie: And what’s that weird gray box?

Panel four: Archie sticks his head through the door as he looks inside.

Archie: I don’t believe it…!

Panel five: Archie opens the door quietly as he looks inside to see Mr. Lodge sitting in his chair and playing the Game Entertainment System as he has the controls up to his face as he squints his left eye and sticks his tongue out to his right as he is fully concentrated on the game. Mr. Lodge has connected the GES to a small flat TV on a massive coffee table as he is just a few inches from the TV as he leans his head forward. Just to the side of his chair are a bottle of water, a broke down game genie, and a player guide that is torn and withered with age and usage.

Mr. Lodge: It may have taken me thirty years--but I’m finally going to best you, Crocodile Cody!!

Page 2

Panel one: Archie is standing right next to Mr. Lodge as Mr. Lodge doesn’t notice as he fully into the game as he is pressing the A and B buttons like a maniac as he twists the controller.

Archie: Wow. So this is one of the old Game Entertainment System. I didn’t think an antique like this would still work.

Panel two: Mr. Lodge is pressing the up key repeatedly as he talks with Archie as Archie leans in closer to watch.

Mr. Lodge: That’s the trouble with your generation. You think of time like milk, while it’s really like wine. Just getting better with age.

Archie: If you say so, sir.

Panel three: Mr. Lodge eyebrows perk up as he finally notices Archie in the room.

Panel four: Mr. Lodge turns to Archie and yells at him as Archie points to the screen

Mr. Lodge: Archie!! What are you doing here?!

Archie: You better hurry and jump before that platform fades away.

Panel five: Mr. Lodge turns to the TV and frantically presses buttons in a vain attempt to save his character.

Mr. Lodge: Ackh! No! No! I was almost halfway through level one!

Be-Weep Boop.

Panel six: Mr. Lodge throws the controller down to his knees as he bends over and growls in anger as he hits the arm rest of his chair with his right hand. Archie looks on with a smile.

Archie: Halfway through the first level…?  That’s the best you’ve done in thirty-three years?

Mr. Lodge: No! I’ve been to level four, smart mouth!

Page 3

Panel one: Archie puts a finger on the game control cord as Mr. Lodge is getting even more frustrated with him.

Mr. Lodge: Veronica went with her mother to the mall. They and half of the mall will not be back for hours. Go away.

Archie: A cable? Wow. I’ve seen pictures…

Panel two: Archie points at the TV screen as it shows a 8 bit picture of The Adventures of Crocodile Cody jumping over a digital gator while two poachers are shooting at him with slim rectangular bullets. Mr. Lodge snarls at the screen and shakes a fist at it as it fills him with rage.

Archie: What’s this game anyway?

Mr. Lodge: It’s The Adventures of Crocodile Cody. The hardest game ever created by the collaborative minds of sadists and nihilists! That’s what it is!

Panel three: Mr. Lodge presses the select button as he reluctantly shows Archie his answer. Mr. Lodge looks slightly embarrassed as he obviously has a secret he is hiding.

Archie: So you or any of your friends never beat it?

Mr. Lodge: …Just one.

Panel four: The TV screen has a top scores with the top ten highest score. All the scores are done by H and the scores range from 97, 000 to 90,000 points. Archie asks Mr. Lodge a question as Mr. Lodge turns away, rubbing his right hand through his hair, as he tries to avoid answering.

Archie: “H”? Who is that?

Mr. Lodge: --erm, um…an old friend.

Panel five: Archie is laughing as Mr. Lodge looks over and glares at him as his the grip on the GES control tightens.

Archie: Hah! Imagine, one of the top entrepreneurs in the world can’t handle this simple little game!

Mr. Lodge: Well, if it’s such a “simple little game”…

Panel six: Mr. Lodge shoves the control in into Archie’s chest and points at the TV screen as its back to the start.

Mr. Lodge: …Then show me how it’s done, gameboy!

Page 4.

Panel one: Mr. Lodge gets out of his chair and motions for Archie to take a seat as Archie happily complies.

Archie: No prob. There isn’t a game that can best Archie Andrews!

Panel two: Archie looks at the screen as he notices how bad the graphics are compared to today as Mr. Lodge’s mustache twists in annoyance.

Archie: What is this…eight bits? Wow. It’s like little blocks! And are their only eight colors?

Panel three: Archie pulls at the cord as Mr. Lodge frowns as Archie is annoying him even more.

Archie: Kinda weird not to be able to move. I mean, this is like an anchor!

Panel four: Archie looks at the control as Mr. Lodge grips the head of the chair tightly as he looks like he is about to explode in rage.

Archie: And how do you do combos? Like Up, Down, B,A,B?

Mr. Lodge: No—you just press one button to move and one button to jump and one button to use the whip!

Panel five: Archie finally begins to play the game as he bends over just over the edge of the chair and he begins to press buttons as he is full of confidence. Mr. Lodge rolls his eyes in disbelief as he has zero faith in Archie.

Mr. Lodge: Tell you what, Archie. You set the new top score, and I’ll reinstate your front door privileges.

Archie: Really?! Wow! You must have faith in me!

Mr. Lodge: No. I just never make a wager without knowing the outcome beforehand.

Page 5

Panel one: Archie slams the controller down as Mr. Lodge looks on with satisfaction as Archie finally gets how hard this game is.

Caption: Game Over at the Level one Boss later…

Archie: This is impossible!! The main boss has three times the health and two times the ammo!

Panel two: Archie begins to stand up and reach for his cellphone as he plans on seeing The Adventures of Crocodile Cody beat one way or the other. On the TV screen is Cody making faces at Archie.

Archie: I may not be able to beat it, but I have friends! Chuck is into these nostalgia games, Dilton won the Video Game Championship…

Archie: …and I’ll coat the stupid cartridge in chocolate and let Jughead eat it, if all else fails!

Panel three: Mr. Lodge places a hand on Archie’s shoulder and ups the ante as Archie nods in approval as both are determined to see the game beat no matter what.

Mr. Lodge: Tell them there’s a thousand dollars to anyone who gets me the top score!

Panel four: Outside of The Lodge Mansion in a high angle view. Mrs. Lodge and Veronica are stepping out of their limo as two limos are just behind them and we can see that they are packed with various clothes, boxes, jewelries and ect. Various furniture are strapped to the top of the limos and looks like it could fall any second. Several members of the Lodge work staff are bringing dollies to help unload all the purchased items.

Veronica: Mommykins, that was a fun afternoon!

Mrs. Lodge: I always enjoy these bounding moments with you, Veronica. When I was your age I was always surrounded by your father’s friends and--

Panel five: Veronica and Mrs. Lodge look on as a dejected Archie, Chuck, Dilton, and Jughead with a sandwich stuffed in his mouth walks out in total defeat. Mrs. Lodge and Veronica look on in confusion.

Archie: Epic fail!

Dilton: Inconceivable!

Chuck: I’d rather grapple with a real gator!

Jughead: mmmphh.

Page 6

Panel one: Veronica and Mrs. Lodge are walking down a hallway as Mr. Lodge stomps out of the room in anger as he, Archie, and his friends failed to defeat the game.

Mr. Lodge: I swear! One day I’m going to buy that game company and make them remake that game easier!

Mrs. Lodge: Hiram?

Veronica: Daddykins?

Panel two: Mr. Lodge closes the door and blocks it with his entire body as Mrs. Lodge smiles coyly and Veronica looks on suspiciously.

Mr. Lodge: Hermione! Veronica! My, don’t you two look beautiful!

Mrs. Lodge: Others try, some are just natural, sweetie.

Panel three: Mr. Lodge grabs Hermione by her arm and leads her away from the room as Hermione willing plays along as Veronica eyes the closed door as she strokes the left side of her face with her index finger.

Mr. Lodge: Now why don’t you tell me about your day! The weather! Your soaps!

Mrs. Lodge: Oh, if you insist.

Panel four: Mrs. Lodge whispers into Hiram’s ear as Veronica sneaks into the room unnoticed in the background. Hiram’s eyes light up as he realizes Mrs. Lodge is on to him.

Mrs. Lodge whispering: Still trying to beat my score, huh?

Panel five: Mr. Lodge grin as Mrs. Lodge puts her head on his shoulders as they walk away.

Mr. Lodge: Well, “H,” your reign as gamemaster continues.

Mrs. Lodge: Next time let me watch. You’re cute when you play your video games.

Mr. Lodge: Fine. But I still wish that there existed a person with the talent and skill to conqueror that infernal game once and for all.

Panel six: It is now an hour later as Veronica is in the room and has gotten a perfect score as she seemingly has beaten the game effortlessly as she puts in her initials. Veronica is sitting cross-legged in the chair unimpressed as she obviously found the game easy.

Veronica: Eh.

14
Fan Fiction / Archie in The Chase
« on: January 06, 2015, 02:14:14 PM »
Page 1

Panel one: At the Lodge Entrance way is Mr. Smithers (with only his upper body shown) as he is using binoculars to see if Archie is trying to sneak inside. What he doesn’t see is to his far left as Archie is sneaking in through a half open window in the left of the of the background. On the ground of the Lodge Estate is several Anti-Archie signs, one reading See Archie, GIVE THE BOOT.

Panel two: As he is inside, Archie is confidently walking backwards away from the window. Archie’s stomach is grumbling to give the reader an idea that he is coming to eat over. Archie is completely unaware that Mr. Lodge is standing right behind him giving him the death glare.

Panel three: Archie is stretching his arms out in victory over his head as Mr. Lodge rolls his eyes.

Panel four: Mr. Lodge taps Archie on the shoulder to get his attention as the startled Archie still has the victory pose.

TAP

Archie: !!!

Panel five: Archie swings around and accidentally hits Mr. Lodge with his cupped hands and knocks him to the ground.

POW

Mr. Lodge: !!!

Panel six: Mr. Lodge is beginning to stand as he glares at Archie. His hair is a mess and he has a bruise on his face with a small red angry pain star also glaring at Archie. Mr. Lodge is using a free hand to straighten his glasses. Archie is backing away as he puts his hands together and attempts to beg for mercy.

Page 2

Splash Page: A running for his life Archie is being chased by Mr. Lodge as Mr. Lodge is rolling up his shirt sleeve. Archie has both of his arms pumping up and down and has a small dust cloud reading THE CHASE (the title of the story) behind him. To the right Smithers sighs as he throws the binoculars over his shoulder as he accepts he failed. We can also see all of Smithers to see that he had a giant boot on his right leg to use to kick Archie with to go along with the sign outside. Mr. Lodge has his head back like he is giving out a primal scream. As Archie runs, he accidentally bumps into a vase base and knocks it over.

Page 3

Panel one: Archie is running along a hallway as he looks back at Mr. Lodge and doesn’t notice a small bump in the carpet.

Panel two: The tip of Archie’s right foot hits the small bump and causes him to sail into the air as Mr. Lodge looks on in amazement.

Panel three: Archie body rolls into a ball as he acts like a pinball and begins to ricochete off the walls, floor and ceiling as he damages the walls, knocks over paints, leaves indentations of his face in the ceiling, and knocks over several heirlooms. Mr. Lodge looks on in horror as he pulls at his mustache in despair.

Panel four: Archie rolls in towards Mr. Lodge in a sitting up position as he has several small planets swirling around his head as Mr. Lodge taps his foot as if waiting for an explanation from Archie.

Panel five: Archie holds up his right foot as a very small pain star is seen as Archie tells Mr. Lodge he stubbed his toe and it hurts. Mr. Lodge’s face is bright red and his hair is standing up on end.

Panel six: Archie is running away from Mr. Lodge and is using both hands to cover his backside as Mr. Lodge attempts to kick him as he gives chase. The two pass over aftermath of Archie’s clumsiness.

Page 4

Panel one: Mr. Lodge is slowly walking down a hall with various standing knight armor beside him along the left wall. Mr. Lodge has lost sight of Archie as he strains his eyes to find him. On the helmets of the armors are different feathers to distinguish the identical armors. The shields of the armor all show a unicorn with a gold crown on its horn.

Panel two: Mr. Lodge stops as someone sneezes from inside of the armor just beside him him.

Armor: ACHOOIE

Panel three: Mr. Lodge smiles coyly and his eyes shift to the reader as he feels he knows where Archie is.

Panel four: Mr. Lodge removes the helmet from the armor as he prepares to expose Archie but no one is in the armor. Archie looks out from his hiding space behind the armor as he and Mr. Lodge are both confused by the armor sneezing with no one in it.

Archie and Mr. Lodge: ???

Panel five: Mr. Lodge holds the helmet out as both Mr. Lodge and Archie are examining the helmet as they try to figure out what happened.

Panel six: Both Archie and Mr. Lodge’s hair stands up on end and their faces light up in fear as the helmet speaks. Their bodies straighten up and both are on their heels as they react.

Helmet: BOO

Page 5

Panel one: Mr. Lodge and Archie both run down the hall as the helmet is on its side as a small mouse comes out and happily admires its mischief.

Panel two: Archie and Mr. Lodge are at a new corridor as they both are trying to calm down. Archie is bent over taking a deep breath as his tongue is sticking out. Mr. Lodge is his back against a wall as he clenches his heart and gives out a sigh of relief.

Panel three: Archie looks over at Mr. Lodge and gives him a thumbs up to show that he’s okay.

Panel four: Mr. Lodge responds the same as Archie is happy to see Mr. Lodge is okay as well.

Panel five: Mr. Lodge’s thumb then does the beheading gesture across his neck as Archie looks on wide-eyed.

Panel six: Archie runs away from Mr. Lodge as Mr. Lodge stretches his hands out as he tries to snatch Archie by his neck.

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