Who eats buckets of maple syrup. Well, I mean besides Canadians and people with stage five diabetes? And...that's how the Blossoms got rich? So basically great grandpa Blossom killed not so great grandpa Cooper for tree sap. Nice.
Oh no. Valerie's dumped Archie. She was so interesting and not boring in the zzzzzzzzz
Well, I'll say this for Archie, he's somewhat contributed in the portion of the show I like: the murder mystery.
Seriously, Betty and Jughead should be the main stars and reduce Archie's time. I mean, I'd hate to shave minutes off of whatever girl he's with that episode, but I just find the more interesting storyline interesting.
I don't know if Alice working on the school paper is a demotion. I mean, the Blue and Girl staff have been breaking ground on Riverdale. That's right Betty and Jughead>>>>>>Riverdale Paper (sorry Reggie...not important!!!)>>>>>>>> Sheriff Keller.
Fred Andrews actually showing some guts. Good for him. And nice to see Hermoine back to being one of the only good adults/no crazy adults in Riverdale. I think there's only two.
Cheryl has a 4.0 GPA?? I call shenanigans!!
I love Alice Cooper. She handles stressful situations like an adult would.
"So Archie, you've always been nice to me and helped me out when I was getting arrested...but you did this one thing to slight me, so now you must DIE!" I don't get why hey don't want Cheryl running the family business.
Y'know, since this show is doing this so well, I'm gonna say something I've held back. Jughead being asexual is stupid. Yeah, I said it! It's stupid from a marketing standpoint and limits the character! There! I said it! And another thing...I hate wacky Jughead and can't wait for Waid's Jughead! Yeah!!
So many dislikes coming my way now.
Veronica is a good person. Be sad when her father returns and corrupts her.
I still say Polly is the killer! She's getting revenge on both families! She's disrupted her family and is going for the Blossoms next!!
So we can put Cheryl with Chuck in the "gonna get revenge sooner or later" category. Cherck? Churyl?
See, Archie's not a bad guy? Just stupid and naive. I mean, extremely stupid and supremely naive.