Good news, everyone!  I can now bestow onto you the beginning of a new multi-part fanfiction masterpiece from me, your queen!  Please take plenty of time to marvel at this masterful tome of infinite entertainment and reading pleasure transmitted to you in a compact digital format!

Teaser: The rock star lifestyle takes it toll on Josie and the Pussycats and sets Josie, Valerie, Melody and Alexandra on the road to conflict. Can the band survive?

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12404666/1/Battle-of-the-Bands

Good news, everyone!  The greatest fanfiction epic in all of space and time has been updated with a brand new chapter!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12404666/2/Battle-of-the-Bands

Please take your time once again to marvel at this wondrous spectacle of pure literary gold!  Also since my last update, I've received some marvelous reviews.

The Chicago Tribune - "An absolute gem!"

The Wall Street Journal - "If you read one fanfiction this year, make sure it's Battle of the Bands.  This is one fanfic that will greatly enrich your life."

The New York Times - "Truly, a writing tour de force."

Former CNN Anchor Larry King - "I've been in broadcasting for 90 years now.  During that time, I've read a lot of crap.  However, I've read nothing as spectacular and enthralling as Josie and the Pussycats: Battle of the Bands.  The author is a true genius!"

Jane Austen - "I wish I was alive today so I could have read this miraculous story.  It's much better than anything I could have written."

There you have it!  Battle of the Bands is the must read fanfic of 2017!

My friend, Queen Alexandra, wanted me to announce that Chapter 3 is up 

Queen Alexandra wanted me to announce that Chapter 4 is up 

(The Queen's Meloxandra army continues to grow...)

Quotebestow onto you

Why you gotta talk like that?
Why you gotta talk like a grade B super-villain?
Homcome? Howcome?