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Jughead: The Walk Home

Started by PTF, April 19, 2016, 10:30:39 pm

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PTF

 
(Jughead is walking out of the school along with several other students.)

Jughead: The final bell rings, and now to Pop's for a few burgers. Limited ambition: the best way to enjoy life.


(Jughead turns his head as he hears a voice calling him.)

SWEETIE PIE!!!

(Jughead begins running away as Ethel gives chase as he pushes several students out of his way.)

Jughead: She's rapidly turning me against that form of pastry!!

(Ethel chases Jughead through the park as several people walking their dog look on.)

(Ethel is closing in slightly closer as they run past Pop Tate's as Pop Tate is sweeping the sidewalk.)

(Pop Tate looks on as they run down the sidewalk and several pedestrians leap out of their way.)

Pop Tate: Maybe I should install a drive-thru.

(Jughead is running frantically as Ethel is closer to catching him. They are now in a suburban area.)

Ethel: Sorry, Dream Boat, but you are not sailing away on me!

(Ethel tackles Jughead on the sidewalk just in front of a blue house.)

THUD

Ethel: Gotcha!!!

(Ethel is holding down Jughead as Jughead struggles to get up.)

Jughead: You want something, Ethel?

Ethel: Nothing, but my man to walk me home.

(Jughead dusts himself off as Ethel looks on with lovey-dovey eyes.)

Jughead: Fine. If that's all you want.


(Jughead points towards the blue house and a mail box that reads: MUGGS. Ethel looks on shocked at her own home.)

Jughead: Well, here we are.

(Jughead confidently walks away Ethel swoons at having Jughead walk her home like it was miles instead of inches.)

Jughead: You know that wasn't half as bad as I thought it would be.

THE END.

SAGG

You're getting good at these Gag Bags! :2funny:

PTF


GingerGal

 :2funny: Jughead the girl hater. That is a great story and very funny. Jughead outsmarts Ethel in the end even though he didn't plan it that way....... or did he????


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