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  • Tuxedo Mark: <y review of the new story "Romance 4Ever!": [link]
    Today at 08:21:59 PM
  • rusty: My copies of Archie at Riverdale and Cosmo should be here in about a week and a half from DCBS
    Today at 07:35:50 PM
  • BettyReggie: My monthly Midtown Comics came today.
    June 22, 2018, 05:11:54 PM
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    June 22, 2018, 09:15:13 AM
  • irishmoxie: Anyone get Archie at Riverdale Vol 1?
    June 21, 2018, 09:43:56 PM
  • BettyReggie: 112 Days until Wednesday 10th 2018 ,  Riverdale Season #3 on The CW at 8pm.
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  • Tuxedo Mark: And another one: [link]
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  • DeCarlo Rules: @irishmoxie -- It's definitely complete. All six of the 1958-59 Sy Reit/Bob White original issues, plus the feature-length "Good Guys of the Galaxy" by Tom DeFalco & Fernando Ruiz from ARCHIE #655, and three 5-page digest shorts that guest-starred Cosmo -- and the complete first issue of the Ian Flynn/Tracy Yarley COSMO (2017) thrown in for good measure. It follows the same layout/format as the previous JUGHEAD'S TIME POLICE, even though that didn't carry the "Archie Comics Presents..." trade dress. Not a bad buy for $11.
    June 14, 2018, 01:08:59 AM
  • irishmoxie: Anyone get the Cosmo book that came out today? Any good?
    June 13, 2018, 08:04:49 PM
  • Cosmo: Ah man....and I was worried I was the last enthusiast for ERB's stuff. I'm currently rereading my Dell Tarzan books. Really good fun! It took a while to complete that run.
    June 12, 2018, 06:51:53 PM
  • DeCarlo Rules: ...Marvel's earlier JOHN CARTER, WARLORD OF MARS in there, so the DE Tarzan comics need to go in a different box, and SHEENA (also a recent DE title) and DC's RIMA THE JUNGLE GIRL will help fill up that box.
    June 11, 2018, 07:40:48 PM
  • DeCarlo Rules: Recently. DE's unauthorized LORD OF THE JUNGLE Tarzan adaptations (and its authorized THE GREATEST ADVENTURE) won't fit into my existing box of previous Tarzan comics from Gold Key, DC, and Dark Horse, so I have to start a new box. Logically these get filed with DE's unauthorized WARLORD OF MARS comics (including DEJAH THORIS) and their authorized JOHN CARTER, WARLORD OF MARS. But I also want to squeeze Marve;
    June 11, 2018, 07:38:48 PM
  • DeCarlo Rules: Interesting. I tend not to group titles by publisher at all, if the characters were not created as work-for-hire (meaning the publisher is legally considered the 'author' of the character). Do they belong to that publisher's "universe" (assuming it has one)? There are some publishers like Dynamite Entertainment where the vast majority of the titles they publish are licensed, and thus were "inherited" from other publishers. Therefore it makes more sense to me to group them together in boxes with similar characters. Flash Gordon, The Phantom, and Mandrake comics (regardless of who the actual publisher was) go together in the same box because they're all classic adventure heroes licensed from Hearst Entertainment (formerly King Features Syndicate). Pulp fiction heroes like The Shadow, Doc Savage, and The Spider (regardless of the fact that the latter did not originate with the same publisher as the first two) also get grouped together. Space considerations allowing, Tarzan (and other Edgar Rice Burroughs adaptations) might share the same box with Sheena and Rima, but NOT with Ka-Zar, because he's a Marvel Universe character.
    June 11, 2018, 07:16:22 PM
  • rusty: I do keep all Star Trek series together in their own section and all Star Wars books together.  I also keep all 2000AD titles together and manga books get their own section.  For titles that have switched publishers, I usually keep them all with the publisher that I identify them with the most.  Tarzan has been published by a variety of publishers, but I keep them with Dell/Gold Key.  Conan is starting to get a bit close with all the success Dark Horse has had, but I still identify Conan more with Marvel.
    June 11, 2018, 06:27:26 PM
  • DeCarlo Rules: Believe it or not, I even have a box labeled "Pseudo-manga" that contains comics published by American companies and created by American creators like Astro Boy & Racer X (Now Comics), Battle of the Planets (Gold Key & Top Cow/Image), Captain Harlock (Malibu), Godzilla (Dark Horse) and Ultraman. I just want to keep those separate from the boxes of real translated manga in floppy comic format.
    June 11, 2018, 03:34:17 PM
  • DeCarlo Rules: Well. the problem is when you get titles with licensed characters that aren't owned by the publisher. So if you collect Star Trek comics, you'd have different series published by Gold Key, Marvel, DC, and IDW (and I probably missed one in there). It doesn't make sense to me to put them in different boxes by publisher, but to each his own. Disney comics would be another example. There are even some instances where if I like a certain artist enough, I will put all his work regardless of publisher or characters into one box, like Paul Gulacy, Steve Rude, or Mike Allred (and file them chronologically from older to newer, rather than alphabetically). Those are examples where my interest in the creator far exceeds my relative interest in whatever characters are involved.
    June 11, 2018, 03:14:29 PM
  • rusty: That makes sense.  There are many ways that people can file books.  What I do is file by company or category and then alphabetically within each section.  My first category is Richie Rich then Archie, then other Harvey titles, then Disney, then other humor/kids books, then by company (unless it is a company where I don't have very many books from them.  Star Trek and Star Wars each get their own section as well.  I will probably revamp a bit when I do my next major sort/merge.  The biggest section by far for me is DC.
    June 11, 2018, 09:28:59 AM
  • DeCarlo Rules: I don't even file my comics alphabetically. I file them according to how closely they're related to other titles, but it's all dependent on the number of issues I have of any given title, and what will fit into a single box. Fpr ACP comics I just put all the short-run series (whether an actual miniseries or just a not particularly successful title) into one box. Even though some of those short run series star Jughead, and I could as easily file those together with the main JUGHEAD title in another box. For longer running ACP titles, "girl" titles are sorted into different boxes than "boy" titles. Eventually when I have enough issues of BETTY (and BETTY AND ME and BETTY'S DIARY) they'll get their own box, and VERONICA will get her own box.
    June 10, 2018, 09:49:06 AM

Author Topic: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch  (Read 221 times)

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Re: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch
« on: June 08, 2018, 11:44:21 PM »
Page 8

Panel one: Vera is not so subtly bringing up how she saved the two from Willow the last real issue of Super Suckers. Jess and Kelly turn their head towards each other in an “uh oh, she might have us.”

Vera: Gee, I hate to hear that. Almost like how I hated to hear your butts being kicked by that Willow girl before yours truly, the one and only, saved your lives…..

Caption: Last episode.

Panel two: Vera overly acts being sad as she puts her forearm over her eyes.

Vera: …Or how my roomie and sorority sister, my two besties, lied to me about being blood sucking vampires because –sob sob weep weep—they d-didn’t trust me!

Panel three: Jess and Kelly look dead ahead at Vera as Vera has a triumphant smile on her face.

Jess: You play dirty.

Vera: I play nasty.

Vera: And I win.

Panel four: Stewart has regained his composure as he talks with Jess and Kelly. He points his right hand index finger at his jugular. Jess slouches as Kelly puts a friendly, reassuring hand on her shoulder.

Stewart: And I’ll sweeten the pot. You do this one thing for me, I’ll give you both a month’s worth of blood for free.

Stewart: C’mon, Jess. I know this is a good deal for you. Y’know after losing your job at F.U.C. and all.

Jess: Thank you for reminding me. I’d almost forgotten the downward spiral my life took just recently.

Caption: Last episode again. What an important story. You should buy two more.

Panel five: Stewart is holding up the comic of Captain Courageous.

Stewart: And when I make it big, I’ll cut you in on my profits. Just look at this character:

Stewart: His films have already grossed over 1 billion world wide in less than a month!

Page 9

Panel one: Stewart is holding the book up he shoves it in the faces of the girls. In the background, we can now see the door to the room.

Stewart: Look at it, girls. This is the future to a better world for us all. A world where we all get what we deserve.

Panel two: Suddenly Trevor slams the door open as he glares at Stewart who suddenly begins to shake. All the other characters turn to Trevor. With his free hand, Trevor is dropping a wadded up note to the ground.

Trevor: “Borrowed your number one, priceless Captain Courageous comic. Will return whenever”!!?

Panel three: Trevor lifts Stewart high in the air by his shirt with one hand as he pulls back his fist ready to let Stewart have it. Stewart has his hands over his eyes as he doesn’t want to see what’s coming his way. Vera looks on licking her lips.

Trevor: You don’t “borrow” anything from me. You barter years of you life!

Vera thinking: My ripped man in a throwdown fight to the death. Romantic as fudge.

Panel four: Jess grabs Trevor’s fist to stop him from walloping Stewart. Kelly looks on like nothing special is happening as she flips her hair.

Jess: Is that how it works, Mr. Numbered Days?

Trevor: Bodacious babe! Didn’t see you when I barged in uninvited. Oh hi, Kelly.

Kelly: Hey. Love what you did with my hair.

Panel five: Jess is folding her arms and turning away from Trevor as Trevor tries to explain. Stewart falls to the ground as Vera congratulates him. Stewart weakly raises a trembling fist in the air.

Jess That’s new. You usually don’t see me because my ex boss is on top of you or when I’m outside where I used to be employed after you escorted me out.

Trevor: Aw, hottie-bo-totie, don’t be like that! I only did what you wanted and then what the woman I did it with wanted!

Vera: Baby, you lived! You won!

Stewart: yah.

Page 10

Panel one: Trevor folds his arms as he turns away from Jess as Jess does the same.

Trevor: ‘Sides, you promised me a date and all I got was coffee, roaches, and the offer to bonk my boss.

Jess: You still want a date??  How about June 32sd—Get The Hell Out Of My Life Forever Day!

Panel two: Trevor nervously turns to Kelly as Kelly as looking through the Captain Courageous comic.

Kelly: Trevor, this is yours?

Trevor: Well, um, uh, my little brother’s best friend from Canada gave it to me before I left for college…

Panel three: Kelly is looking through the comic as Trevor becomes frustrated.

Kelly: Well, it’s a pretty neat fairy tale picture book—

Panel four: Trevor grabs the book as Stewart comes into panel to repeat what he says. Kelly falls backwards from the volume of the two comic geeks.

Trevor and Stewart: Superhero Action Adventure Motion Page Graphic Novel!!!

Panel five: Trevor turns to Stewart and glares at him while Stewart replies with a small smile and a thumbs up.

Panel six: Trevor face shoves Stewart off panel.

Page 11

Panel one: Jess is pointing at the door as Trevor walks towards it. Kelly is trying to sit back up like she was. Vera is happy as a loopy Stewart was pushed into her loving arms as she gives his a kiss on the cheek.

Jess: Just leave!

Trevor: Fine! Consider it GTHOOMLF Day come early!

Panel two: Jess is at the door as Trevor slams the door shut

Trevor: You’ll never see the chiseled grill or my seven pack abs ever again!

Jess: Excellent!


Panel three: Trevor sticks his head through the door as he calmly talks to Jess. Jess had just begun to walk away and now her teeth are gritted and her eyebrows furrowed.

Trevor: But we can still make out if you want.

Panel four: Trevor closes the door just as Jess kicks where his head had been. Kelly is walking up to Jess.

Jess: OUT!!


Kelly: Um, Jess, I don’t think you should be mad at Trevor. Like my mammal used to say--

Panel five: Jess turns and yells at Kelly as with her fangs hanging out. Kelly looks on wide eyed.


Panel six: Kelly tilts her head and smiles a giant smile as Jess gives the reader an aside glance.

Kelly: …“Never get between a possum and her drumstick bone.” 

Jess: You’re grandmother must be the smartest person in the backwoods.

Page 12

Panel one: Stewart tosses the duffle bag into Kelly’s chest as he and Vera begin to leave the room.

Stewart: Riveting like an episode of Bob the Builder.

SFX: plmm

Stewart: Here’s you costumes. The Dung Hill Comic Con is at the Hamilton Hall tomorrow. Be ready by six. We’ll take Jess’ car.

Vera: Tot-a-tat-tah.

Panel two: Kelly pulls out her costume as she looks at it happily.

Kelly; Oh wow! This is cute! I think I’m a cheerleader. Neats.

Panel three: Jess pulls out her unitard (think Psylocke how hard to put on costume wise) and holds it out over her chest as she has a look of disbelief. Kelly looks over and motions like she agrees.

Jess: Good for you. It’s like I’ll be a swimsuit model and--

Jess: I’m going to have to cut myself out of this thing!!!


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