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  • DeCarlo Rules: Check out Stadium Comics' entire line of Archie Comics RE variant covers here: [link] All are homages to famous Marvel or DC cover images.
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  • BettyReggie: Archie Comics Present Betty & Veronica Spectular Graphic Novel came today.
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  • DeCarlo Rules: On the other hand, maybe I should just bypass the Blu-Ray format altogether, buy a huge terabyte HD, and download everything. There's something to be said for that, in that you can get everything quicker and stacks of Blu-Ray cases aren't taking up space in your house, I guess.
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  • DeCarlo Rules: ... and often the answers to those "why" questions comes down to a very simple explanation of "because it's a funny situation".
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  • DeCarlo Rules: The questions you ask about classic Archie (which is a cartoon on paper) are sort of "real-world logic" questions. A cartoon world, unlike the real world, creates its own rules and its own logic, nonsensical as that might be. Like Wile E. Coyote not being affected by gravity until he looks down and realizes he's run off the edge of the cliff.
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Author Topic: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch  (Read 649 times)

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Re: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch
« on: June 08, 2018, 11:44:21 pm »
Page 8

Panel one: Vera is not so subtly bringing up how she saved the two from Willow the last real issue of Super Suckers. Jess and Kelly turn their head towards each other in an “uh oh, she might have us.”

Vera: Gee, I hate to hear that. Almost like how I hated to hear your butts being kicked by that Willow girl before yours truly, the one and only, saved your lives…..

Caption: Last episode.

Panel two: Vera overly acts being sad as she puts her forearm over her eyes.

Vera: …Or how my roomie and sorority sister, my two besties, lied to me about being blood sucking vampires because –sob sob weep weep—they d-didn’t trust me!

Panel three: Jess and Kelly look dead ahead at Vera as Vera has a triumphant smile on her face.

Jess: You play dirty.

Vera: I play nasty.

Vera: And I win.

Panel four: Stewart has regained his composure as he talks with Jess and Kelly. He points his right hand index finger at his jugular. Jess slouches as Kelly puts a friendly, reassuring hand on her shoulder.

Stewart: And I’ll sweeten the pot. You do this one thing for me, I’ll give you both a month’s worth of blood for free.

Stewart: C’mon, Jess. I know this is a good deal for you. Y’know after losing your job at F.U.C. and all.

Jess: Thank you for reminding me. I’d almost forgotten the downward spiral my life took just recently.

Caption: Last episode again. What an important story. You should buy two more.

Panel five: Stewart is holding up the comic of Captain Courageous.

Stewart: And when I make it big, I’ll cut you in on my profits. Just look at this character:

Stewart: His films have already grossed over 1 billion world wide in less than a month!

Page 9

Panel one: Stewart is holding the book up he shoves it in the faces of the girls. In the background, we can now see the door to the room.

Stewart: Look at it, girls. This is the future to a better world for us all. A world where we all get what we deserve.

Panel two: Suddenly Trevor slams the door open as he glares at Stewart who suddenly begins to shake. All the other characters turn to Trevor. With his free hand, Trevor is dropping a wadded up note to the ground.

Trevor: “Borrowed your number one, priceless Captain Courageous comic. Will return whenever”!!?

Panel three: Trevor lifts Stewart high in the air by his shirt with one hand as he pulls back his fist ready to let Stewart have it. Stewart has his hands over his eyes as he doesn’t want to see what’s coming his way. Vera looks on licking her lips.

Trevor: You don’t “borrow” anything from me. You barter years of you life!

Vera thinking: My ripped man in a throwdown fight to the death. Romantic as fudge.

Panel four: Jess grabs Trevor’s fist to stop him from walloping Stewart. Kelly looks on like nothing special is happening as she flips her hair.

Jess: Is that how it works, Mr. Numbered Days?

Trevor: Bodacious babe! Didn’t see you when I barged in uninvited. Oh hi, Kelly.

Kelly: Hey. Love what you did with my hair.

Panel five: Jess is folding her arms and turning away from Trevor as Trevor tries to explain. Stewart falls to the ground as Vera congratulates him. Stewart weakly raises a trembling fist in the air.

Jess That’s new. You usually don’t see me because my ex boss is on top of you or when I’m outside where I used to be employed after you escorted me out.

Trevor: Aw, hottie-bo-totie, don’t be like that! I only did what you wanted and then what the woman I did it with wanted!

Vera: Baby, you lived! You won!

Stewart: yah.

Page 10

Panel one: Trevor folds his arms as he turns away from Jess as Jess does the same.

Trevor: ‘Sides, you promised me a date and all I got was coffee, roaches, and the offer to bonk my boss.

Jess: You still want a date??  How about June 32sd—Get The Hell Out Of My Life Forever Day!

Panel two: Trevor nervously turns to Kelly as Kelly as looking through the Captain Courageous comic.

Kelly: Trevor, this is yours?

Trevor: Well, um, uh, my little brother’s best friend from Canada gave it to me before I left for college…

Panel three: Kelly is looking through the comic as Trevor becomes frustrated.

Kelly: Well, it’s a pretty neat fairy tale picture book—

Panel four: Trevor grabs the book as Stewart comes into panel to repeat what he says. Kelly falls backwards from the volume of the two comic geeks.

Trevor and Stewart: Superhero Action Adventure Motion Page Graphic Novel!!!

Panel five: Trevor turns to Stewart and glares at him while Stewart replies with a small smile and a thumbs up.

Panel six: Trevor face shoves Stewart off panel.

Page 11

Panel one: Jess is pointing at the door as Trevor walks towards it. Kelly is trying to sit back up like she was. Vera is happy as a loopy Stewart was pushed into her loving arms as she gives his a kiss on the cheek.

Jess: Just leave!

Trevor: Fine! Consider it GTHOOMLF Day come early!

Panel two: Jess is at the door as Trevor slams the door shut

Trevor: You’ll never see the chiseled grill or my seven pack abs ever again!

Jess: Excellent!


Panel three: Trevor sticks his head through the door as he calmly talks to Jess. Jess had just begun to walk away and now her teeth are gritted and her eyebrows furrowed.

Trevor: But we can still make out if you want.

Panel four: Trevor closes the door just as Jess kicks where his head had been. Kelly is walking up to Jess.

Jess: OUT!!


Kelly: Um, Jess, I don’t think you should be mad at Trevor. Like my mammal used to say--

Panel five: Jess turns and yells at Kelly as with her fangs hanging out. Kelly looks on wide eyed.


Panel six: Kelly tilts her head and smiles a giant smile as Jess gives the reader an aside glance.

Kelly: …“Never get between a possum and her drumstick bone.” 

Jess: You’re grandmother must be the smartest person in the backwoods.

Page 12

Panel one: Stewart tosses the duffle bag into Kelly’s chest as he and Vera begin to leave the room.

Stewart: Riveting like an episode of Bob the Builder.

SFX: plmm

Stewart: Here’s you costumes. The Dung Hill Comic Con is at the Hamilton Hall tomorrow. Be ready by six. We’ll take Jess’ car.

Vera: Tot-a-tat-tah.

Panel two: Kelly pulls out her costume as she looks at it happily.

Kelly; Oh wow! This is cute! I think I’m a cheerleader. Neats.

Panel three: Jess pulls out her unitard (think Psylocke how hard to put on costume wise) and holds it out over her chest as she has a look of disbelief. Kelly looks over and motions like she agrees.

Jess: Good for you. It’s like I’ll be a swimsuit model and--

Jess: I’m going to have to cut myself out of this thing!!!


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