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New Sabrina comic book miniseries (non-horror) by DeCarlo Rules
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What comics have you been reading? by rusty
[November 15, 2018, 12:59:56 am]


What are you currently watching? by BettyReggie
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Days we look foward to as Archie Fans. by BettyReggie
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Library Books That You All Read by BettyReggie
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Stan Lee has died by DeCarlo Rules
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Riverdale Reviewed by Tuxedo Mark
[November 11, 2018, 07:04:36 pm]


Sears/Kmart by DeCarlo Rules
[November 11, 2018, 03:48:37 am]


Features by Oldiesmann
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WARNING about Palladous the freelance writing company by BillysBadFurDay
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  • Oldiesmann: RIP Stan Lee :( [link]
    November 12, 2018, 02:04:24 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: My review of "Fashion Emergency" from Cherl Blossom #26: [link]
    November 11, 2018, 07:05:28 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: Internet outage for nearly 24 hours, but I'm back now. :)
    November 09, 2018, 05:37:49 pm
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    November 04, 2018, 02:36:07 pm
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    November 04, 2018, 07:12:01 am
  • DeCarlo Rules: It's crazy that ACP hasn't reprinted those 2 issues as a double-size one-shot. Or the lead story in a TP collection of vampire stories (including "Twilite" and others).
    November 04, 2018, 03:21:35 am
  • irishmoxie: That's crazy about those Betty and Veronica issues being worth so much. They're only about 6 years old. I'm pretty sure I have copies of them.
    November 04, 2018, 01:36:00 am
  • DeCarlo Rules: On a relatated note, the real FIRST Vampironica appeared in Larry Welz' underground comic Cherry Poptart #1 [link]. That can be had right now, CGCed at 9.4, at the Buy-It-Now price of $280 on ebay. Although the book had several subsequent printings, only the first printing ($2 cover price) contains the Vampironica story. Much, much scarcer than B&V #261 & 262, but then far fewer people seem to be aware of its existence. It may not be the same Vampironica as the one that appears in her own comic book from ACP, but then you can easily make the argument that neither is the Vampironica from B&V 261-262.
    November 04, 2018, 01:15:09 am
  • rusty: Crazy.  I obviously missed that back then.
    November 03, 2018, 10:06:11 pm
  • DeCarlo Rules: Yes, I mentioned this a while back somewhere around the time Vampironica #1 was first solicted or shipped. I even mentioned it to Dan Parent and told him if he still had copies he should get them CGC'ed.
    November 03, 2018, 04:33:03 pm
  • rusty: Apparently Betty and Veronica #261 and 262 (1987 series) are popular now due to Vampironica.  Somebody actually purchased a copy of #261 for $299 on ebay recently.
    November 03, 2018, 01:41:51 pm
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    November 01, 2018, 10:17:35 pm
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    November 01, 2018, 09:05:48 pm
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    November 01, 2018, 03:56:28 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: My reviews of the Cheryl stories Psyc-Out [link] Take the Mummy and Run! [link] and A Midsummer's Magic [link]
    October 31, 2018, 10:15:29 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: Oh, and there's no "The" in the title.
    October 30, 2018, 10:52:11 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: Just on Netflix for now.
    October 30, 2018, 10:51:44 pm
  • BettyReggie: I can't find The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina on Netflix. Is it just streaming or is it in discs YOU can rent?
    October 30, 2018, 02:17:31 pm
  • Tuxedo Mark: LOL! Nice! A bit too pricey, though: [link]
    October 30, 2018, 01:44:46 pm
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    October 24, 2018, 10:23:54 pm


Author Topic: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch  (Read 774 times)

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Re: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch
« on: June 10, 2018, 08:10:38 pm »
Sitcommercials.

Red shirt with a dot.

Panel one: Setting is a city street. A male model is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and looking disgusted at it. Two female models walk by him and give him the L for loser.

Caption: You know what the problem is with today’s fashion? Too many colors!!

Caption: How will the ladies know the real you through that crayola vomit stain on your chest?

Panel two: Suddenly the male model has a red shirt with a white dot on it as he looks surprisingly happy.

Caption: The answer:

SFX poof

Caption: Simplify!

Panel three: The Male Model is striking a pose as the two female models run back to him.

Caption: Everyone loves the color red and who could resist that dot.

Panel four: The male model is being kissed by the female models on each of his face cheeks.

Male Model: Red Shirt with a  Dot—You’re my best friend.

Shirt with a Red Dot: That I am.But I’m not alone…

Caption: Disclaimer note: Shirt is not magical and thus cannot talk, but everything else is legit. You will get the ladies. (small print: probably not really)

Panel five: On the panel is a blue shirt with a red triangle, a yellow shirt with a ketchup stain, and plain white.

Caption: That’s right! Blue shirt with a red triangle for the braniacs, yellow shirt with a ketchup stain for you butterfingers out there and white on white shirt! Wowie!

Caption: Each t-shirt only $29.99!

RED SHIRT WITH A DOT—IT HITS THE RIGHT SPOT!!!






Rhino Insurance.

Panel one: A redneck is sitting on his porch as he watches a rhinos aurous rampaging and knocking over his prized lawnmower. On the man’s bare chest is a bandage to show he got gored.

Caption: You think you’re safe. That it’ll never happen to you. Then a rhinoceros
suddenly appears in your front yard and turns you life inside out!

Redneck: Dat hippo dun-did run me through and tipped over Dale Jr!!!

Panel two: The redneck looks at the caption box

Caption: What you need is rhino insurance!

Redneck: Yee-Haw! Sign me up invisible voice man!

Panel three: A muscular man dressed in safari gear is suddenly running past the redneck who looks on angrily and is reaching for his nearby shotgun.

Outback Dan: Oy! That lolly is on a rampage. I’ll be done in two shakes of a koala!

Redneck: Foreigner!

Redneck: Don’t take my job!

Redneck: Build the wall!

Caption: No! That’s Outback Dan, you’re rhino insurance!

Panel four: The redneck does a victory jig as Outback Dan is posing over the dead rhino.

Redneck: Slap my ma and call ‘er my sister Mary Lou, the mother of my childrens!

Caption: Just ten dollars every month keeps you safe. Another ten and we’ll dispose of the carcass.

Panel five: The Redneck and Outback Dan are eating roast rhino meat as the ching glasses in a cheer with moonshine in small jelly cups. In the background is a giant deep fryer with the horn of the rhino sticking out over the top.

Redneck: Hee-hee. I can take care of that just fine!

Outback Dan: Smacks you in the mouth like a rowdy boomerang, mate.

Caption: Rhino Insurance! Protection against horned, thick skinned devils--

Caption: --And you might even make a friend!


 


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