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Author Topic: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch  (Read 649 times)

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Re: Super Suckers: That Lady is a Real Witch
« on: June 14, 2018, 12:28:55 am »
Page  17

Panel one: Over the head shot of our main characters as Videl is standing before them with her eyes and hands glowing red. Pagan is hissing at the trio as his hairs stand up on end. Videl looks like she’s aged another decade with more wrinkles and a wart beginning to form on her now pointy nose. Videl is pointing her broom stick at the three.

Videl: With me.

Videl: You two. The poorly underdressed vampires.

Videl: And be warned, while I need you in one piece--how mangled and broken your limbs are is not an issue.

Panel two: Stewart has a petrified look on his face as Jess whispers towards him. Kelly steps forward and has her hands at her hip and her chin sticking up in the air as she strikes a superhero pose.

Jess whispering: Did you set this up?

Stewart: No. If I did, I’d lean more towards Anne Hathaway than Betty White.

Kelly: Vile villain, we, the leatherwing avengers, will not go anywhere with the likes of you!

Panel three: Videl begins to summon creepy looking spiked and wart covered frogs and toads from her broom as they leap forward at the girls. Jess turns to Kelly and yells are her in a “what the hell” type manner as Kelly is wide eyed. Stewart is leaping back to avoid the conflict.

Videl: Twisted spines and broken femurs it is.

SFX: SPLLL

Jess: Kelly!! What the hell--!??

Kelly: I swear, I thought she was just some gangly dude in make-up! Not a real witch lady!

Stewart: eeeeeeekkkkkkk!!!

Panel four: Stewart is cowering on the ground as he crawls towards the feet of people watching on. In the background the girls are dodging the tongues and leaps of the frogs and toads as they look ridiculous in doing so.

Stewart thinking: Vampires, ghosts, crazy nurses—now a witch! My life is hell and hell is an episode of Scooby Doo!

Person off panel: Wow. This is a great skit. They really look like they’re fighting for their lives.

Person two off-panel: How are they doing the special effects?

Panel five: Stewart gives the reader an aside glance. Several people are gathering around the fight and using their phones to record what is happening. Kelly is swatting a frog off of Jess’ head in the background

Stewart thinking: I might just have something here…

Page 18

Panel one: Kelly tilts her head back to avoid the tongue of one of he blue and orange toads while hopscotching over two others as they spit acid.

Kelly: Man, I don’t like frogs and toads.

Sfx slzz flzz

Kelly: Okay, now I just hate them.

Panel two: Jess high kicks one frog as it disappears into a cloud of smoke. Behind her several geeks have their phones out recording the fight. One cosplayer  is wearing an ugly octopus kaiju costume.

Jess: If you hate them, stop dodging and let them have it! They disappear when you wallop them!

Panel three: Jess turns around and gives the Octopus guy a look of disgusted as looks at his costume, specifically the tentacles.

Panel four: Jess walks away as the octopus kaiju hangs his head down in shame.

Jess: I am going to go fight for my life away from you.

Panel five: Kelly is happily stomping on a fleeing toad as it disappears into smoke. Videl looks on as she motions with a wave of her hand for Pagan to attack.

Kelly: Hah! Kiss the boot, Kermit!

Videl: Get her, my familiar.

Page 19

Panel one: Pagan is skipping towards Kelly as Kelly looks on like it similar to a little girl being greeted by her pet after returning home from school. Videl is pointing Pagan onward for him to attack, even though he looks more adorable that vicious.

Kelly: Awwww

Kelly: Dat cute liddle thing can come get me.

Panel two: Behind the head of Kelly as Pagan is in the air leaping towards her. In the background Videl’s hands begin to glow red showing she’s casting a magic spell.

Kelly: He’s so adorable with his little paws out like that.

Panel three: Same view as the previous panel with a few differences: Pagan is turned into a black panther as the same red glow from Videl’s hands is now around Pagan. Kelly has her hands out in alarm as she braces for impact.

Kelly: Nevermind! Not adorable! Especially those pointy paws!

Panel four: Jess is turning her head as she punches away at the last magic toads and sees Kelly getting pounced on by Panther Pagan as she hits the back of her head on the ground.

SFX: WHAM

Kelly: Ahhh!

Jess: Cripes!!

Panel five: Panther Pagan is standing over the unconscious Kelly with his right paw out ready to strike. Over Pagan’s head is a thought balloon of a T-bone steak with little fangs and wearing a mini vampire cape.

Page 20

Panel one: Jess is dropkicking Panther Pagan away from Kelly. As she does this the thought balloon pops and disperses. While she’s kicking her she has her arms folded in the “Wakanda Forever” from the Black Panther movie.

Jess: Don’t even think about it, Sylvester!

SFX: KRAK

Panel two: In the crowd Stewart is looking on with giant dollar signs for eyes as he looks on at what is happening. Jess is standing in front of the unconscious Kelly and glaring straight ahead at Videl. Pagan is reverting back to his cat form as he lands at the feet of Videl with a lump on his forehead and a tiny red pain star coming from it. Videl is checking on Pagan.

Stewart: This is great: Forget KnitFlicks! I’ve already got a cinematic universe movie playing out!! I’m going to be a ITube sensation!

Videl: Pagan! Sweetie baby, did that nasty girl hurt you…?

Pagan Meow—Meow??!

Caption translation: Look at the lump on my head—what do you think??!

Panel three: Videl is pointing her finger at Jess as Jess is in a running towards Videl.

Jess: Okay, I don’t know who you are or why you attacked us, but you picked the fight, and I’ll be the one ending it!

Panel four: Videl fires a magical beam from her finger as Jess tries to stop in mid run but her momentum carries her forward. She holds her arms over her head to try and shield herself as the weak, wobbly beam connects.

Videl: Sorry. But I don’t do anything halfway.

SFX: splll

Jess: Crud!

Panel five: Both Videl and Jess are surprised that the beam has no affect on Jess as Jess is just a few inches from Videl.

Jess: and Videl: ???

Panel six: Jess uppercuts Videl and sends her flying as several geeks dash out of the way. Videl’s broomstick begins to come lose from her grip as she is sent sailing.

Jess: All hocus and no pocus, huh??

SFX: POW

Page 21

Panel one: Videl is on her side and hiding her right hand as she is tries to summon enough energy for an attack as tries to channel it into her broomstick with just her index finger on it.

Videl thinking: Blast it…! My powers are already growing weaker by the second. Must channel my energy--

Jess: Yeah, I see what you’re doing. Don’t bother, Sabrina. Because if you think I’m letting you have another chance to attack you’ve got--

Panel two: Stewart rushes in front of Jess with his phone out stuck right at her face.

Jess: --another thing coming…?

Stewart: Calling her “Sabrina”…?! Everyone is doing that! Instead say, “time to turn the witch switch off—for good!” Emphasis on “FOR GOOD”!



Panel three: Jess is grabbing Stewart by his shoulders and pushing him off to her left.

Jess: Would you forget your stupid comic garbage?! She’s dangerous or did you not notice the blunt force trauma on Kelly’s noggin?!!

Panel four: A close up on a wide eyed Jess as the shadow of a swinging broom is over her.

Videl off-panel: Speaking of blunt force head trauma.

Jess: Uh-oh.

Panel five: Videl swings her broom at Jess and sends her flying at the reader. Stars and exploding rockets surround Jess to show how hard she was hit. Stewart looks on with a worried look on his face. All the cosplayer and people gathered around are leaping up and joy as they enjoy the action.

SFX: ZZZRRWWACK

Page 22

Panel one: Videl looking even older with her hair being much more out of place uses her magic to push Stewart back into the crowd of nerds. With her other hand she is using the broom like a cane.

Stewart: Hey, you can’t do that to---

Videl: Shush.

Stewart: Yipe!

Panel two: Videl is standing over the unconscious Jess and Kelly as she uses her broom to lift up Jess’s chin to make sure she’s no longer a threat.

Videl: Well, that certainly took the bite out of you.

Panel three: Pagan jumps on Stewart’s head and pushes his hat over his eyes as he leaps towards Videl.

Videl off-panel: Come, Pagan, come—


Panel four: Pagan has leapt on Videl’s shoulder as a cloud of smoke emits from her cloak and begins to cover her and the two unconscious vampires. Stewart is running towards Videl frantically as he pulls his stuck hat back into place.

Videl: --We have what we came for.

Panel five Stewart goes through the smoke cloud as the witch and the girls have vanished.

SFX: SWISSHHH

Stewart: ??

Panel six: A bewildered and lost Stewart looks on as several geeks and co-players come to congratulate him on what they believed to be a staged fight.

Cos player: That was great! It was as real as fictional gets!

Nerd: You should be proud!

Stewart: This could not end any more poorly.

Panel seven: The fat nerd from earlier who criticized how Jess and Kelly looked when they first came into the Dung Hill Comic Con is talking to Stewart as Stewart yells at him. The nerd has an issue of Dracula Woman and Fang Girl as he has it open and pointing in it.

Fat nerd: Excuse me, but Dracula Woman and Fang Girl fight space werewolves. Not witches. Worse skit ever.

Stewart: Oh shut up!!!


TO BE CONCLUDED

 


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