I don't know exactly what I would have done, but here are some ideas (whether plausible or not):

Instead of canceling the floppies, I'd cancel the digest line and, instead of just reprinting the same stories over and over, print full-sized chronological collections of every story (reissue the collections as demand warrants).

I'd also digitize every previous floppy issue and sell them cheaply on Amazon and other platforms.

I'd also collect the new stories from the digests and sell those digitally as well.

As for the floppies:

Instead of doing New Riverdale, I'd do more of a soft reboot. Older stories, published before the characters' lifetimes, wouldn't hold any weight. The stories would be more modern and relevant. But it wouldn't be a fresh start. The characters wouldn't be meeting each other for the first time.

Story lengths and art styles would vary, from 5-6 pages to 20, from Classic style to various New Look styles. The older and newer writers and artists would contribute.

I'd set up a "continuity of situations", meaning if a character is in one place or predicament in one title, it would carry through to the other titles, so we could avoid situations like Betty and Veronica globetrotting in their own title but being in Riverdale in "Archie", all during seemingly the same school year. Or Riverdale High having different principals in "Archie" and "Jughead".

The floppy titles would be:

Archie
Jughead
Betty
Veronica
Cheryl
Reggie
Sabrina
Josie and the Pussycats
Katy Keene

I'd work in Sabrina's supporting casts from the original live-action film and the various TV series (Seth, Katy Lemore, Fran, Freddie, Marnie/Jenny, Libby, Gem, Cassandra, etc.).

I'd have everyone live in Riverdale to make for easier interaction.

I'd still do the "Riverdale" TV series but without the murder plot, and each season would be only 13 episodes long. I'd introduce all of the characters right away. Between all of them, there should be enough artificial drama to fill 40+ minutes per week.

There was no review last week, because my DSL modem gave out, so I started doing non-Internet things, and then there wasn't enough time to get a review done once I was back online.

This week, I'm reviewing "Cheryl and Cheryl Alike!", a new Classic Archie story from early last year.

Maybe I got up to do something at some point, but I didn't see the Betty/Jughead kiss at all.

Where the hell was Cheryl? Betty learns she and Cheryl are gonna have a niece/nephew in common. You'd think we'd get a scene of Betty telling Cheryl immediately.

The Pussycat slo-mo march was cool. Veronica's so cute in those ears!

Heehee, that's awesome! That dinner scene was sooo awkward. It kind of reminds me of that flashback scene to the Blossom Thanksgiving dinner in Afterlife.

Awesome episode last night. I feel so bad for Cheryl. Her mom is such a bitch. But good for Cheryl for calling her parents out on their hypocrisy and for defying her mom to speak at Jason's funeral (that was seriously an iconic moment!).

Ooh, looks like Cheryl and Veronica are friends now.

Cheryl's nightmare at the beginning was really freaky. Might her being confronted by a zombie Jason be an Afterlife reference?

So is Cheryl off the cheerleading squad? Can her mother even do that?

Seriously, Penelope makes a good case for legal murder.

Who's that old woman that's living with the Blossoms?

Betty seems to be good at fixing cars like in the comics.

Interesting that Betty has to remind Veronica to be nice to Cheryl.

Reggie gets more screen time. I like the resolution of his and Archie's plot.

I have created a few custom radio stations on Pandora recently, using as many artists and songs from the films and soundtrack albums as are available as station seeds. I figured I'd share them in case anyone's interested:

Beavis and Butt-head Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3509437650732193373
I've added as many artists and songs as I could find that either or both of them have declared "cool".

Charlie's Angels Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3512311207191516765
Dedicated to the music of the 2000-2003 film series

Female Warrior Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3513446551731443293
Dedicated to the "Resident Evil" and "Underworld" film series (they have a lot of overlap, musically, including Milla Jovovich singing on some Underworld tracks) as well as "Ultraviolet", "Aeon Flux", and "Ghost in the Shell" (2017)

Flashdance Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/647759778164381277
Dedicated to the music of "Flashdance"

Ghostbusters Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/1629099624218629725
Dedicated to the music of all three films

KJEM
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3504624121969776221
Dedicated to the music of "Jem and the Holograms", primarily the movie, but also includes artists and songs featured on the "Dream Tour" cassette

New Gotham Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3504621029593323101
Dedicated to the music of the 2002-2003 WB series, "Birds of Prey" (also included "Betcha Never" by Cherie from "Mystery of the Batwoman")

Panem Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3507878281251001949
Dedicated to the music of "The Hunger Games"

Riverdale Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3489452158586590813
Dedicated to the music of series and movies based on Archie Comics, including the old Filmation series, Josie and the Pussycats (series and 2001 film), Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and Riverdale

Streets of Fire Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/778481999785891421
Dedicated to the music of the 1984 cult film

Supergirl Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3504531161697621597
Dedicated to the music of Supergirl (her 1984 film, Kara's episodes of "Smallville", and her titular series)

Transformers Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/506282490282251869
Dedicated to the music of the "Transformers" films, whether animated or live-action

Videoland Radio
https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3507979346126444125
Dedicated to the music of "Captain N: The Game Master", "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!", and "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (includes songs that were parodied in season 2 of Captain N)

New reviews: the 2007 comic stories, "Always on Our Mind" and "Miss-Cast!"

Quote from: kassandralove on February 22, 2017, 10:25:39 AM
Since my account was delete sadly we lost all previous posts aside from Riverdale Episode 4 - does anyone want me to remake a post from 1-3?

Why would the forum delete the threads just because your account was deleted?

And I actually saved copies of those threads on my hard drive. I'm wondering if Oldiesmann can reintegrate them into the forum.

Quote from: carrotz on February 17, 2017, 05:21:13 PM

Quote from: JonInIowaCity on February 17, 2017, 04:57:16 PM

Quote from: Tuxedo Mark on February 17, 2017, 03:17:42 PM
Here are my thoughts:

Cheryl's a bitch to Veronica's mom and Veronica, but it turns out that she was right to be suspicious of Hermione.

LOL at Cheryl inviting herself to sit with Veronica at the drive-in. (And Cheryl sucking on that Twizzler / Red Vine was yummy.) I guess, for all of her talk about wanting Veronica to remember her place, she isn't ashamed to be seen hanging out with her, not even on the back of a pick-up truck.

I expected some kind of Cheryl/Veronica scene after Cheryl sent Kevin away for snacks, but nothing happened.

Why, why, WHY did Betty take the gun home with her?! (Fun fact: I wrote a fanfic back in 1999 in which Betty bought a gun and hid it in her dresser drawer, but at least that was somewhat justified - if ill-conceived.)

So Cheryl and Kevin definitely drive. Heck, Cheryl had TWO driving scenes in this episode. I guess the show really is saying they turned 16 over the summer before sophomore year. Did anyone here know any kids in that situation in high school?

So I guess Ms. Grundy is gone. I actually didn't mind the storyline, even though some people found it squicky. Then again, I ship Cybersix/Lori. Anyone remember "Cybersix"?

Jughead's a movie buff. This is consistent with his portrayal on "Archie's Weird Mysteries" - but broader. On that show, he was just into horror movies.

Betty keeps a diary. Does anyone know any teens today that keep handwritten diaries?

My son is 16 and he has friends with their licenses as sophomores. Like Kevin, they borrow their wheels from their parents.

They have their license at the beginning of their sophomore year?

Well, Jughead said in this episode that it's been only a week since Jason's body was found, so time is moving very slowly on this series. Also, Jason's body was found soon after the school year started.

Also, Jason was shown driving on July 4.

Here are my thoughts:

Cheryl's a bitch to Veronica's mom and Veronica, but it turns out that she was right to be suspicious of Hermione.

LOL at Cheryl inviting herself to sit with Veronica at the drive-in. (And Cheryl sucking on that Twizzler / Red Vine was yummy.) I guess, for all of her talk about wanting Veronica to remember her place, she isn't ashamed to be seen hanging out with her, not even on the back of a pick-up truck.

I expected some kind of Cheryl/Veronica scene after Cheryl sent Kevin away for snacks, but nothing happened.

Why, why, WHY did Betty take the gun home with her?! (Fun fact: I wrote a fanfic back in 1999 in which Betty bought a gun and hid it in her dresser drawer, but at least that was somewhat justified - if ill-conceived.)

So Cheryl and Kevin definitely drive. Heck, Cheryl had TWO driving scenes in this episode. I guess the show really is saying they turned 16 over the summer before sophomore year. Did anyone here know any kids in that situation in high school?

So I guess Ms. Grundy is gone. I actually didn't mind the storyline, even though some people found it squicky. Then again, I ship Cybersix/Lori. Anyone remember "Cybersix"?

Jughead's a movie buff. This is consistent with his portrayal on "Archie's Weird Mysteries" - but broader. On that show, he was just into horror movies.

Betty keeps a diary. Does anyone know any teens today that keep handwritten diaries?

A bit late this week, but I've reviewed the 2007 comic story, "Civil Chore".

I have renamed my Sabrina station on Pandora to Riverdale Radio. I have used every artist and song that I can identify from every series and film (at least, everything that's available on Pandora). Enjoy:

https://www.pandora.com/station/play/3489452158586590813

Introduction:

For the past few years, I have done a sliding timeline post. Archie Comics seems to keep the main characters at around the same age (it varies here and there), so, logically, each year, the characters' birth dates are advanced by one year.

Usually, I post the new timeline on the night that the senior class at my old high school graduates, but I've decided to post it earlier this year, because I've decided to shift the timeline to the "Riverdale" universe. This timeline is the last one to deal with the comics (a transitional timeline), and the next one will be aligned to the "Riverdale" universe, since it seems "Riverdale" is currently the "true" Archieverse (at least, as far as exposure is concerned).

According to Wikipedia, there is 1 person born in 1899 verified to still be alive:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people

The oldest living former U.S. President was born on June 12, 1924. The current Pope was born on December 17, 1936.

Taking into account only the people that are still alive today, there was 1 person in the world at the end of the 1800s, there were 3 people at the end of the 19th century, the oldest person at the end of the 1900s was 10, 1910s: 20, 1920s: 30, 1930s: 40, 1940s: 50, 1950s: 60, 1960s: 70, 1970s: 80, 1980s: 90, 1990s: 100, and 2000s: 110.

Needless to say, it'll be a while before we have to say the original Betty, Archie, and Jughead, introduced in Pep #22 in 1941, are dead.

For the purpose of this post, I make the assumption that the characters are graduating next year, aged 18 years old, so they were born in 2000. I also assume the summer stories that we see in the comics occur during the summer before senior year (there are at least two comic stories that establish this), and the school-year stories occur during senior year (at least one 1970s story establishes this). I know there's at least one story where they're explicitly high school juniors, and that's the position of the official Archie Comics site (in their character profiles), so, if anything, the assumptions in this post are too conservative.

What this post attempts to do is try to figure out the characters' perspective and frame of reference for viewing the world. This can also be useful for the Archie Comics writers when writing new stories.

As we enter a new cycle of Archie Comics stories, another shift occurs, and 1999 is lost; the characters never experienced it. Of course, I'm aware that people can become aware of things (music, movies, television series, video games, books, etc.) that came out before they were born, but they weren't there "as it happened", and thus these things hold no nostalgic value to them. Also, keep in mind that people generally don't remember things before the age of two (in this case, 2002).

In addition to updating the information, I have sorted it into rough chronological order as the characters would have experienced them (or, in the cases of pre-birth events, wouldn't have experienced them).

Education:

The Columbine High School massacre predates them.

The No Child Left Behind Act went into effect before they entered kindergarten. Major parts of it were repealed when they were in tenth grade (sophomore year).

They have attended school entirely in the 21st century.

They attended elementary school (grades K-5) from 2005 to 2011.

The Virginia Tech massacre occurred when they were in first grade.

They attended junior high / middle school (grades 6-8) from 2011 to 2014.

They were in their summer vacation between sixth and seventh grades when Skylar Neese was murdered by Sheila Eddy and Rachel Shoaf, because they didn't want to be friends with her anymore.

The Sandy Hook massacre occurred when they were in seventh grade (junior high).

They started high school in 2014.

They were in ninth grade (freshman year) when Zoë Raine Galasso, Shaylee Adelle Chuckulnaskit, Gia Christine Soriano, and Andrew Fryberg were murdered in the school cafeteria by their friend.

They were in ninth grade (freshman year) when junior Maren Sanchez was murdered at school by a fellow student for declining his prom invitation.

There is likely a gay-straight alliance at their school.

They were in tenth grade (sophomore year) when sophomore Dorothy Dutiel murdered her girlfriend, sophomore May Kieu, at school and then killed herself.

They were in tenth grade (sophomore year) when the Every Student Succeeds Act went into effect.

There are likely transgender students at their school.

They were 15 or 16 and out of school for the summer before eleventh grade (junior year) when recent high school graduate Ashley Doolittle was murdered by her ex-boyfriend for breaking up with him.

The freshmen and sophomores in their school were born in the 21st century.

World events:

Bill Clinton was President when they were born.

George Pataki was Governor of New York when they were born.

Jean Chrétien was Prime Minister of Canada when they were born.

Tony Blair was Prime Minister of the United Kingdom when they were born.

Jacques Chirac was President of France when they were born.

Aleksander Kwasniewski was President of Poland when they were born.

Gerhard Schröder was Chancellor of Germany when they were born.

Vladimir Putin was President of Russia when they were born.

José María Alfredo Aznar López was Prime Minister of Spain when they were born.

Carlo Azeglio Ciampi was President of Italy when they were born.

John Howard was Prime Minister of Australia when they were born.

Either Keizo Obuchi or Yoshiro Mori was Prime Minister of Japan when they were born.

Zhu Rongji was Premier of the People's Republic of China when they were born.

Jiang Zemin was President of the People's Republic of China when they were born.

Either Lee Teng-hui or Chen Shui-bian was President of the Republic of China (Taiwan) when they were born.

They've never had to share the Earth with anyone born in 1884 or earlier.

They were 0 or 1 during the 9/11 attacks.

They were 2 or 3 when the Iraq War began and 10 or 11 and in sixth grade (junior high) when it ended.

They were 4 or 5 and hadn't entered kindergarten yet when Pope Benedict XVI took office.

They were 8 or 9 and in third grade when Barack Obama became President.

They were 11 or 12 and in seventh grade (junior high) when the shift to the Age of Aquarius began.

They were 12 or 13 and in seventh grade (junior high) when Pope Francis took office.

They were 12 or 13 and in seventh grade (junior high) when the Boston Marathon bombing occurred.

They were 12 or 13 and out of school for the summer before eighth grade (junior high) when the Black Lives Matter movement started.

They were 13 or 14 and out of school for the summer before ninth grade (freshman year) when the American-led intervention in Iraq began.

They were 14 or 15 and out of school for the summer before tenth grade (sophomore year) when marriage equality was achieved in the United States.

They were 15 or 16 and out of school for the summer before eleventh grade (junior year) when singer Christina Grimmie was murdered after her own concert by a deranged fan.

They were 15 or 16 and out of school for the summer before eleventh grade (junior year) when the terrorist attack at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida, occurred - the largest mass shooting in American history.

They were 15 or 16 and out of school for the summer before eleventh grade (junior year) when Anna Bui, due to soon start her sophomore year of college, was murdered at a house party by her jealous ex-boyfriend.

They were 15 or 16 and out of school for the summer before eleventh grade (junior year) when Natalie Henderson, due to soon start her senior year of high school, was murdered behind a supermarket.

They were 16 or 17 and in eleventh grade when Donald Trump assumed office.

Economics:

Movie tickets have never been below $5.06.

A U.S. domestic postage stamp to deliver a one-ounce letter has never cost less than 33 cents.

A standard comic book from DC or Marvel has never cost less than $1.99.

Family:

Most of their parents likely went to high school in the late 1980s and/or early 1990s. At the youngest, while conceiving as adults, they would have been born in 1981 and graduated high school in 1999. Betty Cooper's parents are older, due to Betty having an older sister, Polly.

Polly Cooper likely went to high school in the late 2000s.

Technology:

There have always been feature-length films made entirely of CGI.

They've always had cell phones.

DVDs have always been around.

Digital high-definition television has always been around.

The Nintendo Entertainment System, Sega Master System, Nintendo Virtual Boy, Sega Game Gear, Sega CD, Sega 32X, Sega Saturn, Sega Pico, Genesis Nomad (Sega Nomad), and Super Nintendo Entertainment System have always been discontinued.

Super Audio CD predates them and was deemed a failure when they were 6 or 7.

LAUNCHcast predates them, and they were 12-14 when Yahoo! Music Radio shut down.

If they're Nintendo fans, their first video game system was likely the Nintendo 64 (its debut predates them) or Nintendo Gamecube (it came out when they were 0 or 1).

If they're Sega fans, their first and only video game system was the Sega Dreamcast; its debut predates them, and it was discontinued when they were 0 or 1.

If they're Sony fans, their first video game system was likely the Sony PlayStation (its debut predates them) or Sony PlayStation 2 (it came out in the year of their birth).

If they're Microsoft fans, their first video game system was likely the Microsoft Xbox (it came out when they were 0 or 1).

If they're Nintendo fans, their first portable video game system was likely the Game Boy Pocket (its debut predates them) or Game Boy Advance (it came out when they were 0 or 1).

If they're Sony fans, their first portable video game system was likely the PlayStation Portable (PSP) (it came out when they were 4 or 5).

Pandora Internet Radio debuted in the year of their birth; they were 4 or 5 when Pandora.com launched.

Windows ME debuted in the year of their birth; they were 5 or 6 when extended support ended.

DVD-Audio debuted in the year of their birth; they were 6 or 7 when it became extinct.

USB 2.0 was released in the year of their birth.

CD sales peaked in the year of their birth.

USB flash drives debuted in the year of their birth.

They were 0 or 1 when Windows XP debuted and 13 or 14 when extended support ended.

They were 0 or 1 when Windows 1.0, Windows 2.0, Windows 2.1x, Windows 3.0, Windows 3.1x, and Windows 95 extended support ended.

They were 0 or 1 when the first iPod and iTunes debuted and 2 or 3 when Windows support was added.

Music on cassette tapes is a distant memory. Most of the major U.S. music companies had discontinued them when they were 2 or 3.

They were 2 or 3 when most USB flash drives had USB 2.0 connectivity.

They were 3 or 4 when the Nintendo DS debuted and 13 or 14 when it was discontinued.

YouTube debuted when they were 4 or 5.

They were 4 or 5 when the Microsoft Xbox 360 debuted.

The last major Hollywood motion picture that was released on VHS in the U.S. came out when they were 5 or 6. The final standalone VCR from JVC came out, and the last major truckload of prerecorded VHS tapes were shipped, when they were 7 or 8.

YouPorn debuted when they were 5 or 6.

They were 5 or 6 when Windows 98 extended support ended.

They were 5 or 6 when the Nintendo DS Lite debuted.

They were 5 or 6 when Blu-ray (ROM and rewriteable) debuted.

They were 5 or 6 when the Sony PlayStation was discontinued and the Nintendo Wii and Sony PlayStation 3 debuted.

They were 6 or 7 when Windows Vista debuted.

They were 6 or 7 when the first iPhone debuted.

They were 7 or 8 when HD DVD was discontinued.

They were 7 or 8 when HDtracks debuted.

They were 7 or 8 when the Microsoft Xbox was discontinued.

They were 7 or 8 when USB 3.0 was released.

They were 7 or 8 when 720p HD support became available on YouTube.

They were 8 or 9 when Windows 7 debuted.

They were 8 or 9 when 3D and 1080p HD support became available on YouTube.

They were 9 or 10 when USB flash drives started having USB 3.0 connectivity.

They were 9 or 10 when the first iPad debuted.

They were 9 or 10 when Netflix started offering a stand-alone streaming service.

Pop's would have Wi-Fi to compete with Starbucks.

The gang is wired. They're able to text each other via cell phone, watch the latest music videos on YouTube, and use their laptops and tablets wherever there's Wi-Fi access.

They were 9 or 10 when 4K support became available on YouTube.

They were 10 or 11 when the Nintendo 3DS debuted.

They were 10 or 11 when cinemas started projecting movies in 4K resolution.

They were 10 or 11 when digital music sales surpassed music CD sales for the first time.

They were 11 or 12 when the Nintendo 3DS XL debuted.

They were 11 or 12 when 4K home theater projectors debuted.

They were 11 or 12 when Windows 8 debuted.

They were 11 or 12 when the Nintendo Wii U debuted.

They were 12 or 13 when USB 3.1 was released.

They were 12 or 13 when Windows 8.1 debuted.

They were 12 or 13 when High Fidelity Pure Audio debuted.

They were 12 or 13 when the Sony PlayStation 2 was discontinued and the Sony PlayStation 4 and Microsoft Xbox One debuted.

They were 12 or 13 when the Nintendo 2DS debuted.

They were 13 or 14 when Pono debuted.

They were 13 or 14 when USB Type-C was released.

They were 13 or 14 when Google Glass became available to the public.

They were 13 or 14 when 60 FPS support became available on YouTube.

They were 13 or 14 when Apple Pay debuted.

They were 13 or 14 when streaming music revenue surpassed music CD sales for the first time.

They were 14 or 15 when the New Nintendo 3DS (XL and standard) debuted.

They were 14 or 15 when Android Pay and Samsung Pay debuted.

They were 14 or 15 when 360-degree and 8K support became available on YouTube.

They were 14 or 15 when Windows 10 debuted.

They were 15 or 16 when the Sony PlayStation 4 Slim and Pro and Xbox One S debuted.

Pop culture:

Celebrities that are older than them:

Sabrina Carpenter
Bailee Madison

Songs that predate them:

(You Drive Me) Crazy - Britney Spears
Sometimes - Britney Spears
Born to Make You Happy - Britney Spears
From the Bottom of My Broken Heart - Britney Spears
Maria - Blondie
No Exit - Blondie
My Name Is - Eminem
Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely - Backstreet Boys
Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny's Child
Say My Name - Destiny's Child
Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera
What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera
Smile - Vitamin C
Me, Myself & I - Vitamin C
Angels Would Fall - Melissa Etheridge
Scarecrow - Melissa Etheridge
Jesse Hold On - B*Witched
I Shall Be There - B*Witched
I Wanna Love You Forever - Jessica Simpson

Television series that predate them:

Birdz
Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?
The New Batman Adventures
The Charlie Horse Music Pizza
Guys Like Us
Toonsylvania
Brats of the Lost Nebula
Encore! Encore!
Working
Cupid
The Little Lulu Show
Mad Jack the Pirate
The Mr. Potato Head Show
DiResta
Hercules
Beast Wars: Transformers
Hyperion Bay
Jumanji
Maggie
LateLine
Tracey Takes On...
Women: Stories of Passion
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain
The Sifl and Olly Show
NewsRadio
L.A. Doctors
Brother's Keeper
Smart Guy
Highlander: The Raven
The Wayans Bros.
Homicide: Life on the Street
Millennium
Cracker
Viper
Sister, Sister
Unhappily Ever After
Mad About You
Melrose Place
The Sentinel
Clueless
Home Improvement
Hard Copy
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
The Nanny
Turning Point
Another World
Doug
Two of a Kind
Cow and Chicken
The Parent 'Hood
Legacy
In the House
Crusade
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Match Game
Iron Chef
Timon & Pumbaa
The Mike O'Malley Show
Wasteland
Cold Feet
Downtown
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys
Safe Harbor
Power Rangers Lost Galaxy
Snoops
Oh, Grow Up
Sunset Beach

Movies that predate them:

8mm
10 Things I Hate About You
The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
American Beauty
American Pie
Analyze This
Angela's Ashes
Anna and the King
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Any Given Sunday
Baby Geniuses
Bicentennial Man
Big Daddy
The Blair Witch Project
Bowfinger
The Cider House Rules
Cruel Intentions
Deep Blue Sea
Detroit Rock City
Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo
Dick
Dogma
Double Jeopardy
Doug's 1st Movie
Drop Dead Gorgeous
End of Days
Entrapment
Eyes Wide Shut
Fantasia 2000
Fight Club
For Love of the Game
Forces of Nature
Galaxy Quest
The General's Daughter
Go
The Haunting
The Hurricane
In Too Deep
Inspector Gadget
The Iron Giant
Jawbreaker
The King and I
Lake Placid
Magnolia
The Matrix
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
A Midsummer Night's Dream
The Mod Squad
The Mummy
Muppets from Space
My Favorite Martian
Never Been Kissed
Notting Hill
Office Space
Pokémon: The First Movie
The Rage: Carrie 2
Runaway Bride
She's All That
Simply Irresistible
The Sixth Sense
Sleepy Hollow
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Stigmata
The Story of Us
Stuart Little
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Tarzan
The Thomas Crown Affair
Three Kings
Toy Story 2
Universal Soldier: The Return
Wild Wild West
Wing Commander
The World Is Not Enough

Other pre-birth events:

Starbucks has always been nationwide.

Cartoon Network has always existed.

They grew up with anime. Sailor Moon has been fighting evil by moonlight and winning love by daylight since before they were born.

E3 and GameFAQs have always been around.

Women have always been kissing each other on television.

Porn and erotic fiction have always been freely available on the Internet.

Disney Channel has always been a basic cable channel.

BBC America has always been around.

Pax TV / Ion Television has always been around.

It was never The Family Channel. It always had Fox or ABC in the title until it was renamed to Freeform.

No new American daytime soap opera has premiered in their lifetime.

Gene Siskel, Jean Vander Pyl, Dana Plato, Owen Hart, DeForest Kelley, Mel Blanc, and Mario Puzo have always been dead.

FanFiction.Net has always been around.

Before they entered school:

They were born during the reruns period of "Animorphs", after the final episode had aired.

Only one episode in the Saved by the Bell franchise possibly aired in their lifetime; it was the final episode of "Saved by the Bell: The New Class", which had been withheld until early 2000.

They were born during or after Season 10 of "Beverly Hills, 90210".

They were born during Season 10 or 11 of "Law & Order".

They were born during Season 6 or 7 of "Star Trek: Voyager".

They were born during or after Season 6 of "Party of Five".

They were born during Season 4 or 5 of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

They were born during Season 2 (reruns) or 3 of "Sex and the City"; it ended when they were 3 or 4.

They were born during Season 2 or 3 of "Felicity".

They were born during Season 2 or 3 of "Charmed".

They were born during Season 11 or 12 of "The Simpsons".

They were born during Season 2 (Adventures on the Orange Islands) or 3 (The Johto Journeys) of "Pokémon".

They were born during season 2 of "Family Guy".

They were born during Season 1 or 2 of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit".

They were born during Season 1 or 2 of "Angel".

The first "Animorphs" novel released in their lifetime was "The Arrival" (#38).

The only "Animorphs" companion books released in their lifetime (in the year of their birth) were the second "Altermorphs" game book ("The Next Passage"), the fourth "Megamorphs" novel ("Back to Before"), and "The Ellimist Chronicles".

The HBO miniseries, "The Corner", aired in the year of their birth.

"Cruel Intentions 2" was released in the year of their birth; they were 3 or 4 when "Cruel Intentions 3", the latest entry in the franchise, was released.

The first "Babylon 5" movie released in their lifetime was "The Legend of the Rangers".

The first Stephen King book published in their lifetime was "Dreamcatcher".

The first Friday the 13th movie released in their lifetime was "Jason X" (#10).

The first Halloween movie released in their lifetime was "Halloween: Resurrection" (#8).

The first A Nightmare on Elm Street movie released in their lifetime was "Freddy vs. Jason" (#8).

The first Highlander movie released in their lifetime was either "Highlander: Endgame" or "Highlander: The Search for Vengeance".

The first James Bond movie released in their lifetime was "Die Another Day" (#20), starring Pierce Brosnan.

The first Pokémon movie released in their lifetime was either "Pokémon The Movie 2000 - The Power of One" (#2) or "Pokémon 3: The Movie - Spell of the Unown" (#3).

The first Disney theatrical animated film released in their lifetime was "The Tigger Movie", "Dinosaur", "The Emperor's New Groove", or "Recess: School's Out".

The first Mario (platform) game (starring him) released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was "Super Mario Advance" on the Game Boy Advance.

The first Castlevania game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was "Castlevania: Circle of the Moon" on the Game Boy Advance.

The first Mega Man game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was "The Misadventures of Tron Bonne" (PlayStation), "Mega Man Legends 2" (PlayStation) or "Mega Man X5" (PlayStation).

The first Final Fantasy game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was either "Final Fantasy IX" or "Final Fantasy Chronicles" on the Sony PlayStation.

The first The Legend of Zelda game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was either Majora's Mask or Oracle of Ages/Seasons.

The first Street Fighter game (excluding updates and compilations) released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was either "Street Fighter EX3" or "Street Fighter Alpha: Maximum Blow".

The first Mortal Kombat game released in their lifetime was either "Mortal Kombat: Special Forces" or "Mortal Kombat Advance".

The first Sonic the Hedgehog game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was either "Sonic Shuffle" or "Sonic Adventure 2".

The first Resident Evil game released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was "Resident Evil: Code Veronica", "Resident Evil Survivor", or "Resident Evil Gaiden".

The first Kiss albums released in their lifetime were "Sonic Boom" (studio) and "Kiss Symphony: Alive IV" (live).

The first Bruce Springsteen album released in their lifetime was "The Rising".

The first Michael Jackson album released in their lifetime was "Invincible".

The first Avalon novel released in their lifetime was either "Priestess of Avalon" or "Ancestors of Avalon".

The first Madonna albums released in their lifetime were "Music" (studio) or "GHV2" (compilation) and "American Life" (studio).

The first Metallica album released in their lifetime was "St. Anger".

The first Sheryl Crow album released in their lifetime was "C'mon, C'mon".

The first Harry Potter book released in their lifetime (in the U.S.) was either "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (#4) or "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (#5); they were 6 or 7 when the series ended (theatrically, they were 0/1 when the series started and 10/11 when the series ended).

The first Backstreet Boys album released in their lifetime was either "Black & Blue" (studio) or "The Hits - Chapter One" (compilation).

The first NSYNC album released in their lifetime was either "No Strings Attached" or "Celebrity".

The first Britney Spears album released in their lifetime was "Oops!... I Did It Again" (#2), "The Singles" (compilation), or "Britney" (#3).

The first Christina Aguilera released in their lifetime was "Mi Reflejo" (#2), "My Kind of Christmas" (#3), "Just Be Free" (compilation), or "Stripped" (#4).

The first American Pie movie released in their lifetime was "American Pie 2"; they were 11 or 12 when the latest film came out.

The Veronicas formed before they were born; they were 5 or 6 when their first album debuted (in the U.S.).

The Star Wars of their childhoods was Episodes II and III, Clone Wars, and The Clone Wars.

"Mobile Suit Gundam Wing" premiered in the U.S. on Cartoon Network's Toonami in the year of their birth.

The first A Song of Ice and Fire novel released in their lifetime was either "A Storm of Swords" (#3) or "A Feast for Crows" (#4).

The "Daughters of the Moon" novel series started in the year of their birth; they were 3 or 4 when it ended.

"Gilmore Girls" premiered in the year of their birth; they were 6 or 7 when it ended; they were 15 or 16 when the "A Year in the Life" miniseries premiered on Netflix.

The first Marvel movie released in their lifetime was either "X-Men" or "Blade II".

They were 0 or 1 when "The Division" premiered and 3 or 4 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when "Lizzie McGuire" premiered and 3 or 4 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when the Bratz doll line started.

The first Barbie movie released in their lifetime was "Barbie in the Nutcracker".

They were 0 or 1 when "The Mists of Avalon" (miniseries) came out.

They were 0 or 1 when the "Avalon: Web of Magic" novel series started and 9 or 10 when it ended with a manga sequel.

They were 0 or 1 when Eden's Crush came out with their singles and sole full-length album.

No Ramones studio album was released in their lifetime; the first live album, "You Don't Come Close", came out when they were 0 or 1.

They were 0 or 1 when "Yu-Gi-Oh!" premiered in the U.S. and 6 or 7 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" premiered and 10 or 11 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when "Degrassi: The Next Generation" premiered and 14 or 15 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when "Smallville" premiered and 10 or 11 when it ended.

They were 0 or 1 when the Lord of the Rings film trilogy started and 2 or 3 when it ended.

They were 1 or 2 when Here TV premiered.

They were 1 or 2 when the My Scene doll line started.

They were 1 or 2 when "The Wire" premiered and 7 or 8 when it ended.

They were 1 or 2 when "Kim Possible" premiered and 6 or 7 when it ended.

They were 1 or 2 when "Everwood" premiered and 3 or 4 when it ended.

They were 1 or 2 when "Birds of Prey" premiered and 2 or 3 when it ended.

They were 1 or 2 when the "Resident Evil" film series started.

They were 1 or 2 when the "Gossip Girl" book series started and 10 or 11 when it ended.

The first Star Trek movie released in their lifetime was "Star Trek: Nemesis". It came out when they were 1 or 2.

They were 2 or 3 when Evanescence released their first album and 10 or 11 when they released their third album.

They were 2 or 3 when the Flavas doll line started and 3 or 4 when it was canceled.

The first Terminator movie released in their lifetime was "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines". It came out when they were 2 or 3.

They were 2 or 3 when the first Black Eyed Peas album featuring Fergie was released.

They were 2 or 3 when "The O.C." premiered and 6 or 7 when it ended.

They were 2 or 3 when the "Underworld" film series started.

They were 2 or 3 when "The Walking Dead" comic book series started.

They were 2 or 3 when "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon" premiered in Japan and 4 or 5 when it ended. Perhaps they or their parents downloaded the fan-subbed episodes as they became available on IRC.

They were 3 or 4 when the "W.I.T.C.H." animated series started and 5 or 6 when it ended.

They were 3 or 4 when Facebook debuted.

They were 3 or 4 when the "Sons of the Dark" novel series started and 6 or 7 when it ended.

They were 3 or 4 when "Winx Club" premiered (in the U.S.).

They were 3 or 4 when The Bride killed Bill.

They were 3 or 4 when "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" was released (in the U.S.).

They were 3 or 4 when "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex" premiered (in the U.S.) and 5 or 6 when "2nd GIG" ended.

They were 3 or 4 when "The L Word" premiered and 8 or 9 when it ended.

The first Wild Things film released in their lifetime was "Wild Things 2" (when they were 3 or 4); they were 9 or 10 when the latest movie, "Wild Things: Foursome", came out.

They were 4 or 5 when "Queer Eye for the Straight Girl" premiered and ended.

They were 4 or 5 when "Law & Order: Trial by Jury" premiered and ended.

They were 4 or 5 when "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" premiered and 10 or 11 when "The Suite Life on Deck" ended.

They were 4 or 5 when Logo TV premiered.

They were 4 or 5 when Tyler Perry released his first movie.

They were 4 or 5 when The Pussycat Dolls released their first album, 7 or 8 when the second album was released, and 9 or 10 when the group disbanded.

They were 4 or 5 when Bella met Edward and 8 or 9 when they got married (theatrically, they were 7/8 and 11/12, respectively).

The first Batman movie released in their lifetime was "Batman Begins".

They were 4 or 5 when the revived "Doctor Who", starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor, premiered on the BBC (but by which time David Tennant had already been cast as the Tenth Doctor).

Kindergarten (2005-2006):

They were 5 or 6 when "High School Musical" premiered and 7 or 8 when it ended; they were 10 or 11 when "Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure" came out.

They were 5 or 6 when "Hannah Montana" premiered and 10 or 11 when it ended.

The Angry Video Game Nerd debuted on YouTube when they were 5 or 6.

They were 5 or 6 when Sasha Grey started her adult film career and 9 or 10 when she retired.

First Grade (2006-2007):

They were 5 or 6 when "Torchwood" premiered and 10 or 11 when it ended.

They were 5 or 6 when the "Pretty Little Liars" book series started and 13 or 14 when it ended.

They were 5 or 6 when Taylor Swift released her first album.

They were 6 or 7 when "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex - Solid State Society" was released (in the U.S.).

Second Grade (2007-2008):

They were 6 or 7 when "iCarly" premiered and 11 or 12 when it ended.

They were 6 or 7 when "Bionic Woman" premiered and ended.

They were 6 or 7 when "Wizards of Waverly Place" premiered, 11 or 12 when it ended, and 12 or 13 when the reunion movie came out.

They were 6 or 7 when "Heartland" premiered.

They were 6 or 7 when Girlicious formed and 10 or 11 when they disbanded.

They were 6 or 7 when "Gossip Girl" premiered and 11 or 12 when it ended.

They were 6 or 7 when "Mad Men" premiered and 14 or 15 when it ended.

They were 6 or 7 when "The Big Bang Theory" premiered.

They were 6 or 7 when Colbie Caillat released her first album.

They were 7 or 8 when "Flashpoint" premiered and 11 or 12 when it ended.

Third Grade (2008-2009):

They were 7 or 8 when "Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight" premiered and 8 or 9 when it ended, the last two episodes available exclusively online.

They were 7 or 8 when "The Hunger Games" came out and 9 or 10 when the series ended (theatrically, they were 11/12 and 14/15, respectively).

They were 7 or 8 when "90210" premiered and 12 or 13 when it ended.

They've been going Gaga for the Lady since they were 7 or 8.

They were 7 or 8 when Katy Perry released her first mainstream album.

They were 7 or 8 when the Marvel Cinematic Universe started with "Iron Man".

They were 8 or 9 when "Sonny with a Chance" premiered and 10 or 11 when it ended.

They were 8 or 9 when "Watchmen" came out.

Michael Jackson died during their summer vacation before they entered fourth grade (elementary school).

Fourth Grade (2009-2010):

They were 8 or 9 when the sequel "Melrose Place" series premiered and 9 or 10 when it was canceled.

The first The Vampire Diaries novel published in their lifetime was "The Return: Nightfall".

They were 8 or 9 when "Glee" premiered and 14 or 15 when it ended.

They were 8 or 9 when School Gyrlz (later known as Forever) formed, 9 or 10 when they released their first album, and 11 or 12 when the group disbanded.

They were 8 or 9 when "The Vampire Diaries" premiered.

The Star Trek of their childhoods were Voyager (Seasons 6-7), Enterprise, Nemesis, and Star Trek (2009).

The first Disney Princess introduced in their lifetime was Tiana.

They were 9 or 10 when "Parenthood" premiered and 14 or 15 when it ended.

They were 9 or 10 when "Victorious" premiered and 12 or 13 when it ended.

They were 9 or 10 when the Monster High doll line started.

They were 9 or 10 when "Pretty Little Liars" premiered.

Fifth Grade (2010-2011):

They were 9 or 10 when "Law & Order: LA" premiered and 10 or 11 when it was canceled.

They were 9 or 10 when "The Walking Dead" television series premiered.

They were 9 or 10 when the remake of "I Spit on Your Grave" came out.

They were 9 or 10 when the "Megaman" fan film came out, debuting on the Internet.

They were 9 or 10 when "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" premiered.

The Charlie's Angels of their childhoods were the theatrical films and the short-lived reboot series. They came out in the year of their birth and when they were 2/3, and 10/11, respectively.

They were 10 or 11 when Nicole Scherzinger released her first solo album and 13 or 14 when she released her second one.

They were 10 or 11 when "Lemonade Mouth" came out.

They were 10 or 11 when "Game of Thrones" premiered.

They were 10 or 11 when "Divergent" came out and 13 or 14 when the series ended (theatrically, they were 13/14 when the first film came out and 15/16 when Allegiant came out).

They were 10 or 11 when "Switched at Birth" premiered.

Sixth Grade (2011-2012):

They were 10 or 11 when "The Secret Circle" premiered and 11 or 12 when it ended. The novel series then resumed, ending when they were 12 or 13.

They were 10 or 11 when "Hart of Dixie" premiered and 14 or 15 when it ended.

They were 11 or 12 when the "Lost in Praha" adult short film, starring Ariel, came out.

They were 11 or 12 when the "Castlevania: Hymn of Blood" miniseries was released on YouTube.

They were 11 or 12 when the Bratzillaz (House of Witchez) doll line started and 12 or 13 when it was canceled.

They were 11 or 12 when "The Legend of Korra" premiered and 13 or 14 when it ended.

Seventh Grade (2012-2013):

They were 11 or 12 when the Hobbit film trilogy started and 13 or 14 when it ended.

They were 11 or 12 when the revised editions of the Fifty Shades trilogy were published (theatrically, they were 14/15 when the first film came out and 16/17 when the second film came out).

They were 11 or 12 when "Girls" premiered.

They likely have had multiple kinds of sexual experiences - with members of the opposite sex and the same sex - and discuss them on teen Internet forums.

They've likely drunk alcohol and smoked weed. Perhaps they've done some other drugs as well.

They were 12 or 13 when "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls" came out.

They were 12 or 13 when "Sam & Cat" premiered and 13 or 14 when it ended.

They were 12 or 13 when the Ever After High doll line started.

Eighth Grade (2013-2014):

They were 12 or 13 when "I Spit on Your Grave 2" came out.

They were 12 or 13 when Belle Knox started her adult film career.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of their childhoods were the 2003 4Kids animated series, the 2007 "TMNT" CGI film, and Turtles Forever.

The G.I. Joe of their childhoods were Spy Troops, Valor vs. Venom, Ninja Battles, Sigma 6, Resolute, The Rise of Cobra, and Renegades.

The Transformers of their childhoods were Beast Machines (season 2), Robots in Disguise (2001), Armada, Energon, Cybertron, the first three live-action films, Animated, Prime (miniseries + seasons 1-2), and Rescue Bots (season 1).

The Power Rangers of their childhoods were Lost Galaxy (possible reruns), Lightspeed Rescue, Time Force, Wild Force, Ninja Storm, Dino Thunder, S.P.D., Mystic Force, Operation Overdrive, Jungle Fury, RPM, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (re-versioned), Samurai, and Super Samurai.

Music artists of their pre-teen years: Christina Aguilera, Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync, Britney Spears, Eden's Crush, Black Eyed Peas, Evanescence, Pussycat Dolls, Taylor Swift, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Marie Digby, Ke$ha, Nicole Scherzinger, Ellie Goulding, Carly Rae Jepsen

They were 13 or 14 when "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal" premiered.

Ninth Grade (2014-2015):

They were 13 or 14 when "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks" came out.

They were 13 or 14 when the "Ghost in the Shell: Arise" OVAs were released (in the U.S.).

The Star Trek of their teenage years is "Star Trek Into Darkness" and "Star Trek Beyond".

The Transformers of their teenage years are Prime (season 3), Rescue Bots (seasons 2-4), the fourth live-action film, and Robots in Disguise (2015).

The G.I. Joe of their teenage years is Retaliation.

The Power Rangers of their teenage years are Megaforce, Super Megaforce, Dino Charge, and Dino Super Charge.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of their teenage years is the 2012 Nickelodeon animated series, the 2014 live-action film, and the 2016 sequel (Out of the Shadows).

Music artists of their teen years: Lorde, Meghan Trainor, Ariana Grande

Betty is more likely to share her problems on Facebook, a blog, and YouTube, rather than writing them down in a diary. Privacy? What's that? If she does keep a diary, it'd likely be on a flash drive, not in a book.

Besties with benefits is totally a thing.

They were 14 or 15 when "Fear the Walking Dead" premiered.

Tenth Grade (2015-2016):

They were 13 or 14 when "My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Friendship Games" came out.

They were 14 or 15 when "Supergirl" premiered.

They were 14 or 15 when "I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine" came out.

They were 14 or 15 when "Jem and the Holograms" (the movie) came out.

The Star Wars of their teenage years is The Yoda Chronicles, Rebels, Droid Tales, Episode VII, and Rogue One.

They likely don't care about getting a driver's license or driving a car, preferring to rely on public transportation.

They were 15 or 16 when "Degrassi: Next Class" premiered.

They were 15 or 16 when "Fuller House" premiered on Netflix.

They were 15 or 16 when "Ghost in the Shell: The New Movie" was released (in the U.S.).

Real-world Archie Comics timeline:

The gang was born after the following series had concluded and one-shots had debuted:

(Adventures of) Katy Keene (Comics, a.k.a. Vol. 1)
(The Adventures of) Little Archie (Giant Comics)
Archie 3000!
Archie and His Pals in The Peer Helping Program
Archie and Inspector Sammy Terry
Archie and Me
Archie and His Friends Help Raise Literary Awareness in Mississippi
Archie and His Pals in...the Peer Helping Program!
Archie and the History of Electronics
Archie and Inspector Sammy Terry
Archie Annual
Archie Annual Digest Magazine
Archie as Pureheart the Powerful / Archie as Captain Pureheart
Archie at Riverdale High
Archie...Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine
Archie Giant Series Magazine
Archie Meets the Punisher / The Punisher Meets Archie
Archie's Activity Comics Digest Magazine
Archie's Christmas Stocking
Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica
Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica Annual
Archie's Ham Radio Adventure
Archie's Joke Book Magazine
Archie's Mechanics
(Archie's Pal) Jughead (first series)
Archie's Pal Jughead Annual
Archie's Pals 'N' Gals
Archie's R/C Racers
(Archie's Rival) Reggie / Reggie and Me
(Archie's) Riverdale High
Archie's Story and Game Digest Magazine
Archie's Super Hero Special
Archie's T.V. Laugh-out
Archie's Weird Mysteries (free preview issue)
Betty and Veronica Annual Digest Magazine
Betty and Veronica Summer Fun
Betty's Diary
Betty's Digest Magazine
Cheryl Blossom Special
Cheryl Blossom (first miniseries)
Cheryl Blossom (second miniseries)
Cheryl Blossom (third miniseries)
Chilling Adventures in Sorcery (as Told by Sabrina)
Christmas and Archie
Everything's Archie
Ginger
Jackpot Comics
Josie and the Pussycats
Jughead as Captain Hero
The Jughead Jones (Comics) Digest (Magazine)
Jughead's Baby Tales
Jughead's Diner
Jughead's Fantasy
Jughead's Folly
Jughead's Jokes
Jughead's Pal Hot Dog
Jughead's Time Police
Katy Keene 3-D
Katy Keene Annual
Katy Keene Charm
Katy Keene Comics Digest Magazine
Katy Keene Fashion Book Magazine (Vol. 1)
Katy Keene Fashion Book Magazine (Vol. 2)
Katy Keene Glamour
Katy Keene Pin-Up Parade
Katy Keene (Special, a.k.a. Vol. 2)
Katy Keene Spectacular
Laugh (Vol. 3)
Laugh (Comics, a.k.a. Vol. 2)
Life With Archie
Li'l Jinx
Li'l Jinx Giant Laugh-Out
Little Archie Comics Digest Annual/Magazine
Little Archie In Animal Land
Little Archie Mystery Comics
The New Archies
The New Archies Comics Digest Magazine
Pep (Comics)
Reggie's Revenge!
Reggie's "Wise Guy" Jokes
Sabrina The Teen-Age Witch (a.k.a. Vol. 1)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (one-shot)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (Vol. 2)
Sabrina's Halloween Spooktacular / Sabrina's Holiday Spectacular
(She's) Josie (and the Pussycats)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie
That Wilkin Boy
To Riverdale and Back Again
Top-Notch (Laugh) Comics / Laugh Comix (a.k.a. Vol. 1) / Suzie Comics
Veronica's (Passport) Digest Magazine
World of Archie

The gang was born after the following other media came out:

the Archie Andrews radio show
the various Filmation series
the various Hanna-Barbera series
The New Archies
Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again
Archie's Weird Mysteries (episodes 01-14)
Betty Cooper: This Is Who I Am (fanfic)
the Riverdale High prose novels
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV movie)
Sabrina Goes to Rome
Sabrina, Down Under
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV series, episodes 01-87)
Sabrina: The Animated Series (episodes 01-58)

The gang was born after the following issues came out:

Archie (Comics) #490
Archie & Friends #38
Archie Comics Digest (Magazine) #167
Archie('s) Double Digest (Quarterly) (Magazine) #111
(Archie's Pal) Jughead (Comics) (second series) #123
Archie's Pals 'N' Gals Double Digest Magazine #45
Archie's Spring Break! #1-4
Archie's Vacation Special #1-7
Betty #80
Betty and Veronica #142
Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine #106
Betty and Veronica Double Digest Magazine #83
Betty and Veronica Spectacular #38
Cheryl Blossom #27
Jughead With Archie Digest (Plus Betty & Veronica & Reggie, Too!) #152
Jughead's Double Digest Magazine #61
Laugh (Comics) Digest Magazine #153
Veronica #94

One of their comic books has never cost less than $1.79.

One of their digests has never cost less than $1.99.

One of their double digests has never cost less than $2.99.

The gang was born during season 4 or 5 of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and were 2 or 3 when it ended.

Only the final seven episodes of "Sabrina: The Animated Series", portraying Sabrina as a preteen, aired in their lifetime.

The gang was born in the year that "Archie's Weird Mysteries", portraying them as high school juniors, ended.

The gang was born in the year that "Archie-The Untold Story" (an erotic fanfic by DW Lust from Cheryl's point of view), "A Day In Bed" (an erotic Archie/Betty fanfic by IndianAsian), and "Betty and Me (Hotdog)" (an erotic bestiality fanfic by David Oberman) were published, the former at The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive.

The gang was 0 or 1 when the "Josie and the Pussycats" movie came out.

The gang was 0 or 1 when "Veronica Gets Her Turn" (an erotic bestiality fanfic by David Oberman) came out.

The gang was 1 or 2 when "Sabrina: Friends Forever", portraying Sabrina as turning 13 years old, came out.

The gang was 1 or 2 when "The Archies in Jugman", portraying them as high school teenagers, came out.

The gang was 2 or 3 when "Sabrina's Secret Life", portraying Sabrina as 14 years old, premiered and 3 or 4 when it ended.

The gang was 2 or 3 when "Revenge", a fanfic by Zebo in which Betty murders Veronica and Archie, was published on FanFiction.Net.

The gang was 3 or 4 when "Ms. Independent Part One", a fanfic by insana dea in which Betty breaks up with Archie and goes through emotional turmoil, was published on FanFiction.Net.

The gang was 4 or 5 when "French Kisses", a fanfic by Lady Xiu Mei Phoenix in which Cheryl seduces and wins Betty, was published on FanFiction.Net.

They were in kindergarten (elementary school) when Archie Comics Fan Forum debuted as Archie Fans Messageboard. They were in tenth grade (sophomore year) when the reset occurred.

They were in third grade (elementary school) when the Freshman Year storyline came out.

They were in third grade (elementary school) when "Mary and Archie", an incestuous erotic fanfic, came out.

They were in fourth grade (elementary school) when the wedding storyline and "The Tattoo Scene" story came out.

They were in fourth grade (elementary school) and out of school for the summer when the second Freshman Year storyline came out.

They were out of school for the summer after fourth grade (elementary school) when Archie started dating Valerie.

They were in fifth grade (elementary school) when the "Twilite", "Battle of the BFFs", "New Kids Off the Wall", "Jughead Jones: Semi-Private Eye", and "Queen B" storylines and "face-off!" story came out.

They were in fifth grade (elementary school) when the fan-made "Riverdale" movie trailer came out.

They were out of school for the summer between fifth grade (elementary school) and sixth grade (junior high) when Kevin Keller was introduced.

They were out of school for the summer between fifth grade (elementary school) and sixth grade (junior high) when my fanfic, "Betty Cooper: Woman For All Seasons", portraying them as high school seniors, came out.

They were in sixth grade (junior high) when the "Gaga For Baba", "The X Factor vs. American Idol", and "Geek Face-Off!" stories and "Movin' In" storyline came out.

They were in sixth grade (junior high) when the Riverdale Podcast debuted.

The "Archie Marries Valerie!" storyline came out during the summer before they entered seventh grade (junior high).

They were just about to enter ninth grade (freshman year) when "Diary of a Girl Next Door: Betty", portraying them as high school freshmen, came out.

They started high school after the following series had concluded and one-shots had debuted:

Archie & Friends
Archie & Friends Double Digest Magazine
Archie & Friends Monsterbash
Archie Annual Digest Magazine
Archie Comics Digest Magazine
Archie...Archie Andrews, Where Are you? Comics Digest Magazine
(Archie's Pal) Jughead (Comics) (second series)
Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine
Archie's Spring Break!
Archie's Story and Game Digest Magazine
Archie's Summer Splash! (Free Comic Book Day)
Archie's Vacation Special
Betty
Betty and Veronica Comics Digest Magazine
Betty and Veronica Spectacular
Betty and Veronica Summer Fun
Cheryl Blossom
Jughead & Friends Digest Magazine
Jughead With Archie Digest (Plus Betty & Veronica & Reggie, Too!)
Jughead's Double Digest Magazine
Laugh Comics (one-shot)
Laugh (Comics) Digest Magazine
Pep Comics Featuring Betty & Veronica (Free Comic Book Day)
Sabrina (the Teenage Witch, a.k.a. Vol. 3)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch and the Archies
Tales From Riverdale Digest Magazine
Tales From Riverdale Featuring Archie & His Friends
Veronica

They started high school after the following other media came out:

Sabrina: The Animated Series
Archie's Weird Mysteries
Archie-The Untold Story (fanfic)
A Day In Bed (fanfic)
Betty and Me (Hotdog) (fanfic)
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV series)
Josie and the Pussycats (2001 film)
Veronica Gets Her Turn (fanfic)
Sabrina: Friends Forever
The Archies in Jugman
Sabrina's Secret Life
Revenge (fanfic)
Ms. Independent Part One (fanfic)
French Kisses (Cheryl/Betty fanfic)
Veronica Gets Her Turn (fanfic)
The Archies Christmas Album Featuring Betty & Veronica
Riverdale (fan-made movie trailer)
the xoxo, Betty and Veronica novels
the newspaper strip
the Kevin novel
Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch
Diary of a Girl Next Door: Betty

They started high school after the following issues came out:

Afterlife With Archie #5
Archie #657
Archie('s) Double Digest (Quarterly) (Magazine) #252
B&V friends Double Digest #239
Betty and Veronica #271
Betty and Veronica Double Digest Magazine #224
Kevin Keller #13
Life With Archie: The Married Life #35
World of Archie Double Digest #41

Only two issues of pre-reboot "Kevin Keller" came out while they were in high school.

Only nine issues of pre-reboot "Archie" came out while they were in high school.

Only seven issues of pre-reboot "Betty and Veronica" came out while they were in high school.

They were in ninth grade (freshman year) when "Chilling Adventures of Sabrina" debuted and in their summer vacation before eleventh grade (junior year) when the latest issue (#6) came out.

They were in tenth grade (sophomore year) when the Archie reboot (New Riverdale) occurred.

They were in tenth grade (sophomore year) when the "Riverdale" pilot was filmed.

They were in eleventh grade (junior year) when "Betty and Cheryl", my fanfic series portraying them as high school freshmen, came out.

They were in eleventh grade (junior year) when "Riverdale", portraying them as high school sophomores, premiered.

Anyone have anything else?

This week, I'm reviewing a 2007 Betty and Veronica story called "Westward, Huh?".

One major thing about the identity-switch subplot that doesn't make sense is the fact that the host families should have received pictures of Betty and Veronica.