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(Chuck and Veronica are in an empty art class as Veronica poses and Chuck sketches her. Chuck rolls his eyes in response to Veronica's gloating.)

Veronica: Chuck, I'm honored that you wanted me for your art subject almost as much as you have the honor of capturing my beauty to last the ages.

Chuck: Sure. We're both honorable....

(Veronica does another pose with her arms extended and her chin held up as Chuck continues to paint.)

Chuck: I still appreciate you helping me with this new art style I'm trying out.

Veronica: It'll be easy for you to measure how well you're doing when your model is a perfect ten.

(Chuck puts his brushes down.)

Chuck: Finished!

(Veronica walks over with a smile to see as Chuck looks at his paint board with pride.)

Chuck: I think I've got the basic concept and principles of it.

Veronica: Of what? Realism? Abstract?

(Veronica is taken back as she sees a caricature of herself. She is shown being angry, red cheeked, an overlarged head, with small devil horns.)

Chuck: Caricature.

(Chuck is admiring his work as Veronica becomes angry with her face as tense as possible.)

Chuck: I was thinking maybe I could try earning extra money, and Pops said he could set up a spot for me.  What do you think, Ron?

(Chuck begins to turn towards Veronica as Veronica has her fists clenched.)

Chuck: So what do you think?

(Veronica towers over Chuck as Chuck goes wide-eyed with fright.)

Veronica: What do I think?!

Veronica: WHAT DO I THINK!!!?

(Veronica is storming out of the art room as Chuck has had the paint board smashed over his head as he is seeing stars.)

Veronica: That's what I think!!

Chuck: Obviously too much of a self-portrait. I completely forgot to exaggerate that enormous, throbbing vein on her forehead.

The End.