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Everything Archie => Fan Fiction => Topic started by: PTF on April 12, 2016, 12:52:57 PM
(Chuck and Veronica are in an empty art class as Veronica poses and Chuck sketches her. Chuck rolls his eyes in response to Veronica's gloating.)
Veronica: Chuck, I'm honored that you wanted me for your art subject almost as much as you have the honor of capturing my beauty to last the ages.
Chuck: Sure. We're both honorable....
(Veronica does another pose with her arms extended and her chin held up as Chuck continues to paint.)
Chuck: I still appreciate you helping me with this new art style I'm trying out.
Veronica: It'll be easy for you to measure how well you're doing when your model is a perfect ten.
(Chuck puts his brushes down.)
Chuck: Finished!
(Veronica walks over with a smile to see as Chuck looks at his paint board with pride.)
Chuck: I think I've got the basic concept and principles of it.
Veronica: Of what? Realism? Abstract?
(Veronica is taken back as she sees a caricature of herself. She is shown being angry, red cheeked, an overlarged head, with small devil horns.)
Chuck: Caricature.
(Chuck is admiring his work as Veronica becomes angry with her face as tense as possible.)
Chuck: I was thinking maybe I could try earning extra money, and Pops said he could set up a spot for me. What do you think, Ron?
(Chuck begins to turn towards Veronica as Veronica has her fists clenched.)
Chuck: So what do you think?
(Veronica towers over Chuck as Chuck goes wide-eyed with fright.)
Veronica: What do I think?!
Veronica: WHAT DO I THINK!!!?
(Veronica is storming out of the art room as Chuck has had the paint board smashed over his head as he is seeing stars.)
Veronica: That's what I think!!
Chuck: Obviously too much of a self-portrait. I completely forgot to exaggerate that enormous, throbbing vein on her forehead.
The End.