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Panel one: Upward angle Kelly is backing away from a possessed Jess who is shrouded in darkness with only silhouette and blue eyes in view of the reader. Possessed Jess’ hand is the only thing out of the shadows as she is motioning with her index finger for Kelly to come to her. Possessed Jess does not have her fangs out. Near Kelly is a fallen chair that is beginning to vibrate.
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Kelly: Okay…Fran Wright, right? That’s you in Jess…? Good, we can talk.
Kelly: Like why you are being so oogie boogie scary angry!!?
Panel two: The chair moves towards Kelly’s legs and trips her as she falls backwards. Possessed Jess is now out of the shadows and in full view as her eyes are glowing blue (To show she’s possessed).
Possessed Jess: Let’s see…
Panel three: A close up on angry Possessed Jess’ face as she looks on totally enraged as she points at Kelly with her left index finger and herself with her right thumb at her nose.
Possessed Jess: You resumed an award that lead to my imminent demise by head into sternum after a fifteen foot drop--
Possessed Jess: Because of you I met a guy who smelt like burnt koosh kins put out with New Coke--
Possessed Jess: Oh. And your bestie punched me!!
Panel four: Kelly is struggling to her feet while she tries kicking the chair away from her legs.
Kelly: Um, sorry?
Possessed Jess: Not yet you’re not.
Panel one: Kelly is back on her feet as she tries to use the chair to hold off Possessed Jess as she continues to stalk towards her.
Kelly: I didn’t mean to hurt anyone! I just wanted to be remembered for something special!
Panel two: Possessed Jess narrows her eyes at Kelly as Kelly bumps up against a wall as she’s cornered. Possessed Jess is knocking away the chair as it sails across the room as Kelly looks on with increased fear.
Possessed Jess: Don’t worry. Everyone will remember the girl who got ripped apart.
Panel three: Kelly regains her confidence as she points ahead.
Kelly: Hah! I’m not worried!
Kelly: Jess is my BVFF! She wouldn’t let anything happen to me! I’m sure of it!
Panel four: Possessed Jess is staring right at Kelly.
Panel five: Possessed Jess leans closer to Kelly as Kelly is less confident.
Panel six: Kelly realizes how much trouble she’s in as Possessed Jess leans in closer as Kelly begins to slide down the wall.
Panel seven: Kelly has slid all the way out of view as Possessed Jess begin to reach downward.
Kelly below panel: eep.
Panel one: A still battered but walking better Stewart is walking in the hallway leading to Jess’s room.
Stewart: I oughta charge Jess and Kelly for all the blood that seeped out of my ears.
Stewart: Can’t even remember what reboot BS Comics is on…
Panel two: Stewart is knocking on the door as Vera answers on the other side.
Stewart: But I know where I can get some TLC and lovely ladies to tend this warrior’s wounds.
SFX: Knock Knock.
Stewart: It’s me. Stewart. Vera, you there? If not, that’s cool. Preferred even.
Panel three: Stewart gives the reader an aside glance as Vera answers. Stewart has a thought balloon of a rat kicking a small pebble angrily.
Vera on other side of the door: Ugh. What do you want?
Panel four: Stewart begins yelling at the door as he takes off his hat to point at a giant lump on his head where he got rammed into the ceiling of the RHO house.
Stewart: Darn it, Vera! Let me in! I need the real ladies to check out my warrior wounds. My lump needs kissing.
Vera on other side of the door: I can’t. The door’s stuck…
Panel five: Stewart is listening to the door as he hears various scrapping noises as he has a confused expression on his face.
Panel six: Stewart’s eyes go wide in shock at Vera’s response.
Vera on other side of the door: Yeah. I’m remodeling the room and I decided “furniture against the door” keeps the feng shui in and keeps out the chuan wei.
Panel one: Inside of Jess’s room as the girls begin to move the beds back as they struggle to do so. Paisley looks angrily at Vera as Vera is eating a bag of chips watching them. In the background, a girl is spit shining a pair of Vera’s shoes.
Lyric: So you had to push all the beds against the door because…
Panel two: Vera looks on as Lyric, Summer, and Paisley struggle to put Jess’s bed back in place. In the background, two girls are struggling to put up new wall paper as the paper keeps slipping one girls head as the other is using a roller to place glue on the wall. Background is to show that Vera is working them to the bone.
Summer: And you’re not helping because…
Vera: Well, I did my job putting them at the door. Don’t see why I should do all the hard work.
Vera: Plus, you are getting free room and board or the night. You’re really taking advantage of me.
Panel three: Lyric and Summer nod and agree with Vera’s logic as Paisley just falls across the bed to show she’s just given up trying to reason with anyone.
Lyric: That make sense.
Summer: Yeah, we’re being ungrateful.
Paisley: You have to be kidding me—
Panel four: Lyric and Summer are talking to Vera as Vera throws the bag of potato chips across her head as it hits another RHO member across her head as she is pushing the other bed back in place. Another member is vacuuming where the other bed was as there is a rectangular dust outline showing underneath the bed has never been cleaned.
Lyric: But don’t you want to see your boyfriend?
Vera: Oh it’s a game we play. Hide ‘n’ No See. As long as I never lock eyes on him, I win.
Panel five: Summer is asking Vera a question as Vera flops down on her bed as the other girls have put it back in place and are exhausted.
Summer: Vera, you think Jess and Kelly are fine?
Panel six: Vera gets cozy as the other girls look angrily at her for hogging the bed and making them do unnecessary work.
Vera: Jess is a prude, a sour puss, boring, and she has a boy’s haircut, but she’s capable and strong. I bet she’s handling things just fine.
Lyric: Yeah! And Kels-bels has a good head on her shoulders!
Panel one: A close up on Kelly as she is in a headlock and grimacing in pain.
Kelly: Ow Ow Ow!
Kelly: Quit it!
Panel two: The reader can see Possessed Jess has Kelly in a headlock and is grinding away on her neck as Possessed Jess sneers down at Kelly.
Kelly: This really hurts my neck, y’know!
Possessed Jess: When I said, “what bone you want broke first” you shouldn’t have said neck!
Kelly: I meant left pinky toe!
Possessed Jess: No take backs.
Panel three: Kelly is looking up and trying to see if she can get Jess to break free of her possession.
Kelly: Jess! It’s me, Kelly! You’ve got to fight her! Think of all the good times we’ve had!
Kelly: …Like when we both dated Dragos Ferferferfer! He was great, right?
Panel four: Possessed Jess begins to rub her knuckles against the top of Kelly’s head as Kelly cries out in pain.
Possessed Jess: This is more here than it is me.
Kelly: Wah! Why am I so horrible under pressure?!?
Panel one: Possessed Jess continues to grind the headlock as Kelly struggles to free herself.
Kelly: I thought you were a nice person!! Does dying make you a jerk!!?
Panel two: Possessed Jess snarls as she looks down at Kelly.
Possessed Jess: It does when some bimbo doesn’t respect the curse you put on the award that got her—
Panel three: Possessed Jess has a baffled expression on her face as she looks down.
Panel four: A close-up on Kelly’s face as she enraged with her teeth gritted and her eyes with small flames in them to show how angry she is.
Panel five: Kelly in a feat of rage, breaks free of Possessed Jess’s grip.
Panel one: Kelly hits Possessed Jess with a forearm across her face.
Kelly: I hate hate hate it when people call us blonds bimbos!
Panel two: Kelly knees possessed Jess in her midsection causing her to bend over.
Kelly: We blonds are just as smart and capable as brunettes…and we have more fun!
Panel three: Possessed Jess looks up as Kelly has the wooden chair over her head and is prepared to strike her with it across the back.
Kelly: It’s a horrible stereotype!
Panel four: Kelly hits Possessed Jess across the back with the wooden chair, breaking it in several pieces.
Kelly: Kristen Wigg is our generation’s greatest actress!
Panel five: Possessed Jess is staggering and has her back to Kelly as Kelly wraps her arms across Possessed Jess’s waist. Several feet away is a nearby coffee table that is conveniently placed for a professional wrestling table spot.
Kelly: I bet you didn’t know that Elvis Presly was a natural blond!
Kelly: And blonds have founded several cities and communities like Brock Lesnar and--
Panel one: Kelly release German suplexes Possessed Jess into the coffee table as it shatters into several pieces.
Kelly: SUPLEX CITY!!
Panel two: Kelly is looking at the seemingly unconscious Possessed Jess.
Kelly: Huff Huff. Wow. I’m awesome when I’m mad.
Panel three: Kelly turns her back and begins to pose like Hulk Hogan as she celebrates.
Kelly: Yay! Did it! I stopped the ghost!
Panel four: Kelly does the ear pose as she continues to celebrate. In the background, Possessed Jess begins to sit up like the Undertaker from the WWE.
Kelly: What’cha gonna do when the president of RHO RHO RHO Ghostbusts on you!?!
Panel five: Possess Jess is sitting up and turning her head to Kelly as Kelly stops posing as she’s scared stiff.
Possessed Jess: I may be controlling your friend’s body, but that does not mean I feel the pain inflicted on her person.
Panel one: Kelly begins to back away and feigns a smile as she looks to her left to the nearby hallway. In the foreground, Posssessed Jess is dusting herself off like nothing had happened.
Kelly: Oh. Wow. Wish I had known that earlier…
Panel two: Kelly points ahead as Possessed Jess looks at her.
Kelly: Look! Taylor Swift!!
Panel three: Possessed Jess continues to look straight ahead at Kelly.
Possessed Jess: I have no idea who that is.
Panel four: Kelly continues to point as she has mouth wide open as she cannot think of any words as she shrugs her shoulders. Possessed Jess is taking a step towards her.
Kelly: I’m not my mom. I have no idea who was famous in the 90s.
Possessed Jess: That’s no problem. I’ll hum a few Hanson tunes while I break your face.
Panel one: Possessed Jess is approaching Kelly with clenched fists as Kelly extends he arms trying to get her to back off. Kelly is pointing at her with her right index finger.
Kelly: Okay, Fran, you need to step off right now, or I’m going to have to get tough.
Possessed Jess: As if. How are you going to do that? Point at me with two fingers?
Panel two: Kelly extends her fangs to show off that she’s a vampire.
Kelly: I was thinking of two different pointers.
Panel three: Kelly leaps at Possessed Jess as Possessed Jess takes a step back as she begins to raise her right arm.
Kelly: All fangs bulletin coming your way, Samara!!
Panel one: Kelly still has her arms stretched out as she does not yet notice she’s stuck in mid air as Fran keeps her right arm raised to show that she’s using her ghost powers to suspend Kelly.
Kelly: Any second now…
Panel two: Kelly notices that she’s stuck in the air as she tries to kick herself out of place like kicking a motorcycle into starting.
Kelly: Okay, I’m new to this vampire thing—do I have air breaks that I don’t know about?
Panel three: Kelly looks down as Possessed Jess begins to put the pieces together.
Possessed Jess: You’re a vampire. Like that old Buffy movie I rented on VHS.
Kelly: “VHS?” Is that a disease?
Possessed Jess: …And that’s why this girl was able to hurt me earlier. You’re both supernatural.
Panel four: Possessed Jess goes into vampire form as her fangs are out. Kelly looks on with dread as she struggles to break free.
Kelly: Gulp. I have a bad feeling I’m going to be even more supernatural.
Caption: Jess is possessed! Kelly is in trouble! Will Stewart come back to help? And where is Trevor? Nonstop action and answered questions are about to happen!...
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