Page 6
Panel one: A low angle view as the people of Impact City get out of their cars and scatter onto the streets as they look up at the pirate ship (a brigantine) as a twenty foot hologram of the Blue Pirate is in the air. The Blue Pirate has a long thin blue goatee and wearing a blue and purple waistcoat and velvet blue breeches. He has a golden belt that is nearly covered by a sky blue sash. His satin pirate hat is blue with a dark purple feather on it. He has various blue topaz gems as ornaments on his waste coat. So he's pretty much a dandy.
Blue Pirate: Ahoy, landlovers! It is I—The Blue Pirate
Blue Pirate: 'Belay that scurrying 'bout and pay heed to the dashing captain aboard his ship, The Topaz Terror.
Panel two: The people of Impact City look around in fright.
Blue Pirate off-panel: I know you fear for your lives. You should.
Blue Pirate: My ship is armed with plasma cannons that could sink your port to Davy Jones' locker.
Panel three: A plasma cannon hits the ground behind the people from above as they are knocked back by the explosion and several people are caught in the blast.
THOOOMM
Blue Pirate: My apologies for my poor form—
Blue Pirate: --But I want you all to be sure that my band and I are deadly serious.
Panel four: The Blue Pirate hologram motions over at the pirate ship and the pirate flag with a blue skull on it.
The Blue Pirate: You have one hour to leave your bank vaults open and your personal wealth pilled upon the streets to be claimed as my treasure--
Blue Pirate: --If not, I lower my dashing Jolly Rodger and hoist debonair red flag.
Panel five: The Blue Pirate hologram fades as he smirks and curls up his right mustache with his right index finger.
The Blue Pirate: I'm sure you all know what that means. I'll leave you to the matter at hand.
Page 7
Panel one: A shot of the pirate ship as all the Blue Pirate's men are aboard deck at the bow. The Blue Pirate has a high tech pirate binoculars out as he looks down at Impact City. All of the Blue Pirate's crew are wearing traditional pirate clothing but much less flattering than The Blue Pirate. All of them are tall and muscular. All are wearing the same gold belt as The Blue Pirate but that's where their shared fashion ends. One pirate is mopping the deck with a bucket and mop. A pirate is at the helm. A pirate is on the crows nest as he cleans his teeth with the edge of his cutlass. Another pirate is at the helm and piloting the ship. Peeking his head out at the end of the ship is The Fox.
The Blue Captain: Men gather 'round! For we, the ancestors of pirates, the blood of buccaneers seering in our veins, stand at the precipice of the new pirate age!
The Blue Captain: The wealth of the seven seas are ours to collect and plunder as we may!
Caption: ...Or you could have not gotten a high tech, weaponized, hover ship designed like an amusement park ride and kept your money and stayed rich.
Panel two: A close-up on the Fox as several more pirates walk away and gather to The Blue Pirate.
Caption: How do bad guys afford these weird gimmicks? I can't even afford premium channels!
Panel three: Over the shoulder of the Fox as he peers across the ship as the Blue Pirates begin to celebrate and drink meed and whiskey.
Caption: And why "The Blue Pirate"? Why not the Blue Buccaneer? Alliteration is always awesome.
Panel four: The Fox tilts his head and raises an eyebrow as he is in deep thought deciding what he should do. As the pirate mopping the deck is heading his way.
Caption: So when I start kicking butt, I could make up a battle cry or talk like Robert Newton.
Caption: Decisions, Decisions...
Page 8 +9
Panel one: The Fox is leaping aboard deck as he kicks the pirate mopping the deck as he leaps into action and prepares to fight.
The Fox: Avast ye scurvey dogs! 'Tis The Fox to misenhoe your missenmast up your poop deck!
Caption: I made the right choice.
Panel two: The Blue Pirate begins to pull his cutlass from his scabbard as he scowl.
The Blue Pirate: Bones and brimstone! How dare you board my vessel uninvited! It's uncouth!
Panel three: The Blue Pirate points his cutlass ahead to signal for his crew to attack as his crew grin wickedly. Some are holding chains that they are stretching, brandishing or, sling over head while others have brass knuckles or daggers.
The Blue Pirate: I want that cad off my ship! How many pieces you have to throw overboard is up to you, me hearties!
Panel four: The Fox strikes a fighting pose as he looks ahead at all the pirates coming his way. One pirate is up front and slinging his chain at the Fox
Pirate two: Dance the hempen jig with you!
The Fox: Sorry. I only know the Foxtrot.
Caption: I hate this. I want to be home with my family. Instead I'm in a Pirate of the Caribbean movie—and not the good one.
Page 10
Panel one: The Fox extends his arm with his bent elbow and flexes his arm as he lets the chain wrap around his forearm as he pulls the chain towards his body.
Fox: Y'know, you guys are pirates. Smell like cheap brew, the dirty clothes, you look like rejects a century over—you're perfect! But that captain is all wrong.
Panel two: The Fox punches the pirate with the chain back towards several other pirates charging him.
The Fox: Might I recommend Monkey D. Luffy? Future king of the pirates. I know you've heard of him.
Caption: Hey, I lived in Japan. I rode the shinkansen. You read manga to pass the time while you travel 320km/h in utmost comfort.
Panel three: The Fox is ducking a pirate slashing at him with a cutlass as he has both his fists prepared to strike.
SFX: SWISH
Caption: I'm over thirty and I read manga. I think that's pretty hip.
Panel four: The Fox leaping uppercuts the pirate and knocks him out.
The Fox: SHORYUKEN!!!
Caption: I also like Street Fighter.
Caption: I tried to get Shinji interested in both, but he thinks he's too cool for school and Mae likes Bleach (I love her, so I try not to hold it against her).
Caption: I wonder if Kelly likes manga or plays video games? Girls are into this stuff, right?
Panel five: The Fox throws the unconscious pirate at the rest of the crew as they all fall back in a giant heap.
Caption: Great, a few more things I can add to the list of "Things I don't know about my own daughter".
Caption: Can I be any worse?
Panel six: A close-up on the Fox's head as he turns his shoulder as he is worried about something.
Fox: Yes. Yes, I can.
Page 11
Panel one: The Fox is surrounded as pirates have snuck up all around him and climbing down the mast with their daggers clenched in between their teeth. The Fox is trying to call time out with his hands as he tries to make light of the situation.
The Fox: Parlay! Parlay!
The Fox It's not working. Am I missing something? Secret eye squint? Is it because I don't have a peg leg or a parrot?
Captions: Okay, advantages I have:
Panel two: The Fox jumping back kicks one pirate as he uses both fists to punch a pirate as he leaps in the air.
Caption: I'm a better dresser.
SFX: KRAK WWUM
The Fox: Or maybe you guys just love loose fillings and concussions?
One of the pirates: Arrrrhh!!
The Fox: I'll take that as a "yes."
Caption: Clearly have the better wit.
Panel three: The Fox leg sweeps two pirates and knocks them back.
Caption: I'm more skilled in the martial arts of fighting.
Caption: More gray hairs on my head.
Caption: I call my mom every week to tell her I love her.
Panel four: The Fox is crouched down as he is completely surrounded by the pirates.
Caption: All these guys have going for them is numbers.
Panel five: The pirates close in on the Fox and begin punching and kicking him as he puts his arms up to shield his head.
Caption: Darn lack of social skills.
Fox: Ow! Ow! Watch the kidneys! Watch the kidneys!
Panel six: Three of the pirates are holding The Fox down on his knees as The Blue Pirate walks into the right corner of the panel. The Fox is looking up as he has several stars swirling over his head to show he got worked over.
Caption: ...And now I've got them where I want them. In a state of complete over-confidence.
The Blue Pirate: A fine attempt. Not exactly dashing, but somewhat commendable.
Page 12
Panel one: The Blue Pirate uses the edge of his cutlass at the bottom of The Fox's chin to lift his head up.
The Blue Pirate: I am a gentleman who lives his life on good form.
The Blue Pirate: So I offer you a last request before I end your existence.
Panel two: The Fox looks up as he is seemingly thinking hard.
Panel three: The Fox has a light bulb over his head as comes up with what he's decided.
Panel four: The Fox has a giant smile you can see through his mask as he mocks The Blue Pirate.
The Fox: Well, Captain Morgan, I'd like the lobster platter, a small diet soda, side of fries, and one of those small little cups of cocktail sauce.
Panel five: The Fox is being tossed overboard head first as he is wide eyed.
Caption: Your ship is stupid! It doesn't even have a plank to do this properly! Huh. That was pretty good. Wonder why I'm not saying this outloud?
The Fox: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Caption: Oh. I'm screaming as I plummet to my death.
Panel one: A low angle view as the people of Impact City get out of their cars and scatter onto the streets as they look up at the pirate ship (a brigantine) as a twenty foot hologram of the Blue Pirate is in the air. The Blue Pirate has a long thin blue goatee and wearing a blue and purple waistcoat and velvet blue breeches. He has a golden belt that is nearly covered by a sky blue sash. His satin pirate hat is blue with a dark purple feather on it. He has various blue topaz gems as ornaments on his waste coat. So he's pretty much a dandy.
Blue Pirate: Ahoy, landlovers! It is I—The Blue Pirate
Blue Pirate: 'Belay that scurrying 'bout and pay heed to the dashing captain aboard his ship, The Topaz Terror.
Panel two: The people of Impact City look around in fright.
Blue Pirate off-panel: I know you fear for your lives. You should.
Blue Pirate: My ship is armed with plasma cannons that could sink your port to Davy Jones' locker.
Panel three: A plasma cannon hits the ground behind the people from above as they are knocked back by the explosion and several people are caught in the blast.
THOOOMM
Blue Pirate: My apologies for my poor form—
Blue Pirate: --But I want you all to be sure that my band and I are deadly serious.
Panel four: The Blue Pirate hologram motions over at the pirate ship and the pirate flag with a blue skull on it.
The Blue Pirate: You have one hour to leave your bank vaults open and your personal wealth pilled upon the streets to be claimed as my treasure--
Blue Pirate: --If not, I lower my dashing Jolly Rodger and hoist debonair red flag.
Panel five: The Blue Pirate hologram fades as he smirks and curls up his right mustache with his right index finger.
The Blue Pirate: I'm sure you all know what that means. I'll leave you to the matter at hand.
Page 7
Panel one: A shot of the pirate ship as all the Blue Pirate's men are aboard deck at the bow. The Blue Pirate has a high tech pirate binoculars out as he looks down at Impact City. All of the Blue Pirate's crew are wearing traditional pirate clothing but much less flattering than The Blue Pirate. All of them are tall and muscular. All are wearing the same gold belt as The Blue Pirate but that's where their shared fashion ends. One pirate is mopping the deck with a bucket and mop. A pirate is at the helm. A pirate is on the crows nest as he cleans his teeth with the edge of his cutlass. Another pirate is at the helm and piloting the ship. Peeking his head out at the end of the ship is The Fox.
The Blue Captain: Men gather 'round! For we, the ancestors of pirates, the blood of buccaneers seering in our veins, stand at the precipice of the new pirate age!
The Blue Captain: The wealth of the seven seas are ours to collect and plunder as we may!
Caption: ...Or you could have not gotten a high tech, weaponized, hover ship designed like an amusement park ride and kept your money and stayed rich.
Panel two: A close-up on the Fox as several more pirates walk away and gather to The Blue Pirate.
Caption: How do bad guys afford these weird gimmicks? I can't even afford premium channels!
Panel three: Over the shoulder of the Fox as he peers across the ship as the Blue Pirates begin to celebrate and drink meed and whiskey.
Caption: And why "The Blue Pirate"? Why not the Blue Buccaneer? Alliteration is always awesome.
Panel four: The Fox tilts his head and raises an eyebrow as he is in deep thought deciding what he should do. As the pirate mopping the deck is heading his way.
Caption: So when I start kicking butt, I could make up a battle cry or talk like Robert Newton.
Caption: Decisions, Decisions...
Page 8 +9
Panel one: The Fox is leaping aboard deck as he kicks the pirate mopping the deck as he leaps into action and prepares to fight.
The Fox: Avast ye scurvey dogs! 'Tis The Fox to misenhoe your missenmast up your poop deck!
Caption: I made the right choice.
Panel two: The Blue Pirate begins to pull his cutlass from his scabbard as he scowl.
The Blue Pirate: Bones and brimstone! How dare you board my vessel uninvited! It's uncouth!
Panel three: The Blue Pirate points his cutlass ahead to signal for his crew to attack as his crew grin wickedly. Some are holding chains that they are stretching, brandishing or, sling over head while others have brass knuckles or daggers.
The Blue Pirate: I want that cad off my ship! How many pieces you have to throw overboard is up to you, me hearties!
Panel four: The Fox strikes a fighting pose as he looks ahead at all the pirates coming his way. One pirate is up front and slinging his chain at the Fox
Pirate two: Dance the hempen jig with you!
The Fox: Sorry. I only know the Foxtrot.
Caption: I hate this. I want to be home with my family. Instead I'm in a Pirate of the Caribbean movie—and not the good one.
Page 10
Panel one: The Fox extends his arm with his bent elbow and flexes his arm as he lets the chain wrap around his forearm as he pulls the chain towards his body.
Fox: Y'know, you guys are pirates. Smell like cheap brew, the dirty clothes, you look like rejects a century over—you're perfect! But that captain is all wrong.
Panel two: The Fox punches the pirate with the chain back towards several other pirates charging him.
The Fox: Might I recommend Monkey D. Luffy? Future king of the pirates. I know you've heard of him.
Caption: Hey, I lived in Japan. I rode the shinkansen. You read manga to pass the time while you travel 320km/h in utmost comfort.
Panel three: The Fox is ducking a pirate slashing at him with a cutlass as he has both his fists prepared to strike.
SFX: SWISH
Caption: I'm over thirty and I read manga. I think that's pretty hip.
Panel four: The Fox leaping uppercuts the pirate and knocks him out.
The Fox: SHORYUKEN!!!
Caption: I also like Street Fighter.
Caption: I tried to get Shinji interested in both, but he thinks he's too cool for school and Mae likes Bleach (I love her, so I try not to hold it against her).
Caption: I wonder if Kelly likes manga or plays video games? Girls are into this stuff, right?
Panel five: The Fox throws the unconscious pirate at the rest of the crew as they all fall back in a giant heap.
Caption: Great, a few more things I can add to the list of "Things I don't know about my own daughter".
Caption: Can I be any worse?
Panel six: A close-up on the Fox's head as he turns his shoulder as he is worried about something.
Fox: Yes. Yes, I can.
Page 11
Panel one: The Fox is surrounded as pirates have snuck up all around him and climbing down the mast with their daggers clenched in between their teeth. The Fox is trying to call time out with his hands as he tries to make light of the situation.
The Fox: Parlay! Parlay!
The Fox It's not working. Am I missing something? Secret eye squint? Is it because I don't have a peg leg or a parrot?
Captions: Okay, advantages I have:
Panel two: The Fox jumping back kicks one pirate as he uses both fists to punch a pirate as he leaps in the air.
Caption: I'm a better dresser.
SFX: KRAK WWUM
The Fox: Or maybe you guys just love loose fillings and concussions?
One of the pirates: Arrrrhh!!
The Fox: I'll take that as a "yes."
Caption: Clearly have the better wit.
Panel three: The Fox leg sweeps two pirates and knocks them back.
Caption: I'm more skilled in the martial arts of fighting.
Caption: More gray hairs on my head.
Caption: I call my mom every week to tell her I love her.
Panel four: The Fox is crouched down as he is completely surrounded by the pirates.
Caption: All these guys have going for them is numbers.
Panel five: The pirates close in on the Fox and begin punching and kicking him as he puts his arms up to shield his head.
Caption: Darn lack of social skills.
Fox: Ow! Ow! Watch the kidneys! Watch the kidneys!
Panel six: Three of the pirates are holding The Fox down on his knees as The Blue Pirate walks into the right corner of the panel. The Fox is looking up as he has several stars swirling over his head to show he got worked over.
Caption: ...And now I've got them where I want them. In a state of complete over-confidence.
The Blue Pirate: A fine attempt. Not exactly dashing, but somewhat commendable.
Page 12
Panel one: The Blue Pirate uses the edge of his cutlass at the bottom of The Fox's chin to lift his head up.
The Blue Pirate: I am a gentleman who lives his life on good form.
The Blue Pirate: So I offer you a last request before I end your existence.
Panel two: The Fox looks up as he is seemingly thinking hard.
Panel three: The Fox has a light bulb over his head as comes up with what he's decided.
Panel four: The Fox has a giant smile you can see through his mask as he mocks The Blue Pirate.
The Fox: Well, Captain Morgan, I'd like the lobster platter, a small diet soda, side of fries, and one of those small little cups of cocktail sauce.
Panel five: The Fox is being tossed overboard head first as he is wide eyed.
Caption: Your ship is stupid! It doesn't even have a plank to do this properly! Huh. That was pretty good. Wonder why I'm not saying this outloud?
The Fox: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Caption: Oh. I'm screaming as I plummet to my death.